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>tfw no financially struggling gf to to support and help her family
Life is cruel.
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You'd kinda have to actually be financially successful yourself to do that, anon. Not a NEET living from his mother's paycheck to paycheck
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I do have one. It's all good until she gets financially better and then she starts losing interest.
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>>35374409
This
As soon as your not needed they ditch you.
I had an ultra qt3.14 girlfriend who was suicidal. I picked her up and turned her life around. She dumped me saying she can do better then me
reminder:
>the clitoris has 200x the nerve density of the penis
>merely touching a clitoris is 10x more intensely pleasurable for the woman than any man's orgasm is for the man
>a female orgasm would literally kill a man
>a female can have as many orgasms as she desires, no refractory period needed
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>ywn have a cIit
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>>35374242
>Reminder that the price you cunts pay is that yyou will have to tear your most sensitive body part open every time you have kids and suffer from horrible diarrhea cramps once a month while shitting blood through your hole.
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>>35374242
>reminder that this is just a meme
>reminder that the head of the penis and clitoris have about the same amount of nerve endings
>reminder that men can have the same amount of pleasure with prostate simulation
>possible gf
>very unattractive physically since she puts no effort at all into appearance and is chubby (not obese, but definitely fat)
How do I deal with this?
We are both virgins (both 19).
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>>35374226
In times of war any hole's a trench.
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>>35374333
>Trips speaking the truth.
Pump and dump. Practice with her and then go for a good one. At least you're going to get rid of the virgin stigma. It's a win win situation for you.
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>>35374333
True words my friends
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>jacket on too hot
>jacket off too cold
If you have controlled temperature in your house you're not a robot
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>>35374211
Wear a long-sleeved shirt. It's lighter than a jacket, and will keep you warmer than a t-shirt.
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>have window open
>too cold
>close window
>room smells
Cant win lads.
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I have a window unit. It's always on the coldest setting running all the time. I love wearing hoodies,you see. I think it might have to do with being self concious about my body. It's cold in here. I am using a thick blanket for my legs.
I am also reliant on the background noise it makes. With it running I can hear shit right outside my door totally easily. I like to think the AC masks my noises from the outside too. Without it running you could hear every debris of trash get shifted every hiccup I make ever clatter on the keyboard.
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>Be from /soc/
>Not even a "robot" by any means I'm actually pretty normie
>Start coming to r9k a few months back and contact-fagging potential girls at evert opportunity
>Pretend to be a shy virgin social reject but one who is attractive
>I now have 4 "fembots" on my dick currently
>Have gotten nudes from 5 and had cam/phone sex with 11
>Going to meet up and fuck one next month
/r9k/ is a much easier place to pull chicks than /soc/. I'm glad I got here before lots of other people caught on.
But I'm curious, how can you actual "robots" be lonely when this board has so many easy girls?
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Bait.
Sage in all fields
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>>35374163
YOU'RE TALKING TO TRANNIES DUMBASS
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>>35374181
Its actually not bait. There's like 7 dating threads up right now.
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>30 year old virgin
>still hearing the meme that I should stop looking and I'll find someone eventually
>high school co-worker told me he just had his first threesome
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>>35374159
One thing you have to consider is that high school dudes lie all the time abouf their sexcapades to feel superior/accepted.
So it could be true, but it could also not be.
But if true, well, life's horrible, what do you expect.
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>>35374159
That's equity for ya.
You just have to put yourself out there dude. Just bee urself.
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How are you even a virgin past 16?
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Why do you hate women, anon?
Is it because you're lazy and fat and frustrated?
I bet the guy in pic related doesn't hate women at all.
Why don't you just eat a little less for a start, anon?
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>>35374120
I don't just hate women, I hate people. They are all liars and cheaters. They only like things that is convenient for them. They only do things to get things or to satisfy some childhood conditioning.
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>projecting this hard
I thought most people on r9k were skelly-tier or /fit/ rejects that found out lifting doesn't cure autism
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>>35374120
I don't hate women I just hate single mothers and Stacies. And all the women in my family.
Single mothers think of children like pets or dolls, save for widows, they're all Stacies who just had kids for their own gain and didn't think that they were bringing an actual person with wants and feelings into the world, thus why they got knocked up by some scumfucker Chad who wasn't willing to commit in the first place and why they were perfectly okay with their kid growing up with less and not having a dad. They're all abusive cunts too. My whore sister had a kid to a drug addict she dated solely because he had a big dick and used to get weed for her, dude smashed her brand new car with a baseball bat and put bruises on her the side of dinner plates but she kept going back, and she wants to have a second kid because of how cute her first one to him turned out. No, she doesn't think "oh hey maybe I'm an asshole for wanting to bring a second godforsaken child into this awful life I'm going to give them where they'll be forced to grow up poor and with an ice addict in and out of prison for a dad while every other kid gets a normal life." she thinks "oh wow loL! We'd have such cwuuuutte kids!!! I want a little girl next! x3!"
Even though I had an alcoholic for a dad and my oldest sister had an abusive part-nigger for a dad. Yeah, we all got different dads. Guess being a stupid rotten whore with no empathy and value for human life is hereditary.
I'm not fat, bro, I just got mommy issues. Bad ones.
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Is there anyone else who feels to smart to be tricked into the illusions of the world?
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>>35374107
1+1...= -1/12
Yes i do
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"to smart"...?
cmon guy
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>>35374801
Heh... Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? I remember when I was just like you... Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary kid. never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
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AHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU FEMBOTS
Guess what. You should have jumped on me on all the times I offered to be your bf. Now guess what? This ship has sailed. I have a qt3.14 girlfriend and SHES NOT FROM R9K. She loves me very much and the sex is incredible. Incredibly submissive, wants to have children and isn't mentally fucked.
Get raped roasties. I encourage other failed normies/robots to do the same. Fembots think they have a monopoly on robot love; they don't.
Normie out.
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>>35374018
>Wants children
Has she decided how BLACKED she wants them, yet?
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>>35374051
That's okay I'm black myself and she's white.
Dumb roastie
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>>35374063
>I'm black myself and she's white.
>isn't mentally fucked.
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ive done so much reflection
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drugs guys
I have always been faithful to the LORD..I dont even know how I ended up on 4chan
but anyway smoke weed= instant great well being
without pot - just hate being in this human body I feel like "normie" feel like...like fuk this world, I want to go to the LORD!
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flesh going against spirit...damn
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>>35374002
Either decide that you like doing what you like, and your religion is nonsense, or decide to stop doing what you do and hang on to it. No sympathy for religious people who suffer for their own imagined barriers.
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>>35374036
who cares, this is r9k go back polak
What's the deal with chastities? Why do they wear them? How does one manage to cum with it on?
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>>35373983
they wear them for sexual denial
you're not meant to cum from it
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>>35373983
>What's the deal with chastities? Why do they wear them? How does one manage to cum with it on?
picture 2
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>>35373991
>you're not meant to cum from it
But is it possible to?
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poo poo pee pee pepe and wojak thread get in here guys post your best
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i love vile pepes
normies have appropriated our memes
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keep this peepee thread going
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Big boy kingdom
>I hate and envy every single son of a bitch who has a social life, dates and has a career/hope for a decent future
>Im a misogynist because women's suffering make me feel good about my rejections by the opposite sex
>I like when rich pricks get ruined because I know I will never be wealthy
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>>35373900
I got a tinder date for the weekend and I'm not even sure I want to go.
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>Giving up on yourself and hating those who do not
Not sure whether I feel more pity or disgust. It's fine to be a misanthrope but at least try to better yourself.
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>>35373900
I have a gf and a daughter but normies still piss me off.
I'm drunk and life makes sense. Who else knows that feel?
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>>35373778
drink more till you get to OM (pass out)
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>>35373778
life doesn't make sense. you're just too dumb to care :)
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Why don't younger women (16-25) accept that you have to be some kind of micro penis virgin to want a tight vagina?
All of the women with proper loose pussies are older, fat, or ugly. It's a travesty.
Benefits of stretching your vagina:
>Sex is more comfortable and requires less foreplay for it to feel good
>Giving birth is less painful and can in fact cause orgasms
>More aesthetic
>The larger the thing inside of you, the more intense the orgasms tend to be
>Bragging rights about how big you can go
>Guys with big dicks don't have to deal with an uncomfortably tight hole
>Loose cunts feel better to fuck
If you're over 18 and you can't fit at LEAST four fingers in your cunt, you're falling for the cosmopolitan magazine meme that anybody wants a tight vagina on anybody older than 12.
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>>35373774
My dick is between 4 and 4.5 inches around. That's like two fingers.
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>>35373804
I don't know what to tell you buddy, that's a pretty below average penis you've got there. But a properly loosened cunt would still feel better to fuck.
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>>35373774
desu id kill for tight pussy
wouldnt for loose pussy