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I've had enough of this life
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My life has had enough of this
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>>35397883
Can i be in your will?
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>>35397895
sure, what do you want?
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Ask a former Danish royal guardsmen anything
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>>35397567
are dane kids effiminate compared to your generation.
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>>35397567
Did real soldiers make fun of your lot much?
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>>35397708
Very, my contry has become full of traps and fags
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I'm straight. Still get an sudden urge to jack off videos sometimes.
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>>35397770
>jacking off a video
How do you do such a thing
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>>35397770
I've done the research and ran all the tests and I still have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
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>>35397770
I am no homo. But I like dick sometimes.
Who /antibrush/ here?
Haven't brushed my teeth in over 5 years. I'm playing this game on expert mode. AMA
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>>35397763
Are you not worried about having tooth decay and eventually have to pay an expensive bill when you need medical treatment for it? My retard friend's dad had to spend around 6 grand to fix his dumbass teeth.
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>>35397813
Not worried at all. Haven't brushed my teeth in 5 years and don't have a single cavity or any problem of the sort. My teeth are a little yellow but that's mostly cosmetic. Hell, even my enamel is still intact. My dentist said he was "amazed" and called me an anomaly.
I have superhuman teeth. Feels good man.
>tfw when dad has a Ph.D., uncle and cousin are specialist doctors, another cousin has a master of pharmacy, other cousin topped the state in maths, mother is like a savant at art and brother is smart
>tfw brainlet with iq less than 100
>tfw born with cord wrapped around neck
>tfw mysterious scar on back of head since babby
>tfw suspicions dropped as infant and parents haven't told me
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>>35397745
>literal genius family
>none of it got to you
I find that hard to believe. Do you have any special powers you haven't thought much of? Can you smell farts from a mile away? Can you look at someone's face and tell if their uncle molested them as a child?
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>>35397787
>Can you look at someone's face and tell if their uncle molested them as a child?
Cant all normies do that?
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>>35397787
I also have no sense of smell so no.
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im a neet without socials skills or life, i have been reading this book and now i wanna learn how to manipulate people
is it hard
charles manson did it
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Donald Trump conned tens of millions. People hunger for leaders and prophets, even false ones. It's not hard. Suckers are everywhere. You do need charisma though.
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>>35398023
>7 cents
is it really worth your dignity, anon?
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>>35398057
if I'm understanding your question correctly, which I'm probably not, my answer would be it depends on how bad you want it
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Just happened an like 30 minutes ago.
>Watching porn on laptop, specificallySolo Trap Masturbation and Anal toying
>Headphones on
>Click Full Screen
>Didn't realized that I accidentally clicked cast to device (TV in living room is a Smart TV)
>I'm thinking that the video player just won't open up in fullscreen
>Continue fapping
>Dad wakes up from hearing the loud porn noises on the TV down stairs
>He turns it off and then comes inside my room
>He catches me fapping
>He asked "What the fuck am i doing?"
>He then asked if I was gay and I told him no and had to explain to him that fapping to traps isn't gay
>He took my laptop away from me told me and said he'll speak to me in the morning with my mum
>He's probably going through my history and my pics and videos on my harddrive
>Posting this from my phone
Should I just KMS
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>>35397497
Nice spoiler, fag
>Just happened an like 30 minutes ago
Nice english
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>>35397497
why did you let them take your laptop you autistic fuck
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>>35397497
Get big ass magnet.
Sneak to room.
Destroy harddrive.
????
Profit.
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Roomate eats all my stuff and denies it 2017-03-09 11:27:23 Post No.35397495
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Roomate eats all my stuff and denies it
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First world problems man...
>last semester and I am desperate to find new roomates
>i'm not at my house at the moment, I'm at home working an internship
>2 girls are interested, interview them and they seem like the perfect roomates
>both explain themselves to be introverted, don't drink, don't smoke, don't cause problems
>finally meet them in person
>Girl #1: smokes a pack a day, smokes weed, drinks, parties literally wednesday through saturday
>Girl #2: fat asf, smokes a pack a day, smokes A LOT of weed, drinks, parties with the other girl
>Notice things in the fridge going missing
>just simple things
>little less milk than I remember, little less OJ, few slices of bread gone
>hair brush gone
>toothpaste gone
>finally catch her in the act
>#2's using my butter on my toast
>tell her to stop using my things, how I find it really disrespectful
>"Oh sorry, anon, I thought we we're sharing"
>how the fuck is stealing my food sharing?
>"Oh it's just with my last roomates, we shared everything"
>stop using my shit without asking
>"Ok, sorry, wont happen again"
>3 days later
>she comes to my room and apologizes telling me she got really drunk and decided to eat my butter and throw up all over her room
>notice lip stick on my mouthwash too, she just drank it out of the bottle
>I fucking explode and she runs off crying
>"Why are you so mean, anon? We we're just sharing."
>apologize to her (don't want to be stuck with people that hate me) and tell her to stop using my shit, she agrees
>things go fine until next semester
Semester 2
>actually becoming kind of friends with Girl#2
>notice simple things are going missing
>little milk, little juice, little cereal
>think it was probably me and I just forgot
>she comes home drunk, i guess makes stuff in the kitchen
>come out later to make a snack
>open fridge
>butter completely gone, wrapper on floor
>unopened bread, opened
>helped herself to my spices and left them out
Is she going to eat me next?
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What's your fucking problem? You sound like an insufferable cunt. You are the problem here, not them. Try growing the fuck up and learning to share. If you want all your own shit all to yourself, you should've thought about that before getting roommates.
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>>35397580
>getting a roommate means you give away all your stuff for free
What even was your post
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does she buy groceries as well? Do you not eat the food she buys? This story is pretty autistic
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I'm going to a Medical-psychiatric center next week. I'm very afraid that they wont let me go. What are the possible reasons for them to keep me against my will ?
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>>35397441
Dont do it or prepare to get your civil rights removed.
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>>35397441
post another facebook meme on my board and i will personally find you and yell at you how outraged I am
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>sand dog
I never really thought of them like that.
I usually imagine them as lumpy horses.
I just spent 24 continuous hours laying in bed browsing the internet and playing vidya.
Like 4 of them were spent crying out of desperation and depression.
Is this how being a robot/cyborg feels like?
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>>35397337
>Is this how being a robot/cyborg feels like?
Sure, why not?
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this is how a shutin with no other hobbys and no friends feels like
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>Felling for doing only internet and vidya meme
Expand and manage things better
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A topic to start off the thread. Would you marry an atheist? A jew?
Would you convert for a jew or a muslim?
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>>35397331
I'm an atheist married to a catholic. She does the whole church atleast once a week, prayers before meals, etc.
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sufjan stevens turned me christian
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>>35397360
he turned me gay
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Chad texted me two days ago and then again yesterday morning saying Good morning. Why would he do this? I haven't responded.
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>>35397463
You've got 2 (posibly 3) options
>hes gay
That's really up to you what happens next
>youve done something wrong or hes bullying you
I'm sure you know how that works
or god forbid
>he's also a robot
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>>35397463
>Why would he do this?
How the fuck would we know? You offer no backstory and post a shitty facebook frog with some vague message referencing some stupid chad meme
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>>35397474
I'm a girl.
>>35397475
Why would Chad be texting me if he has hotter girls to initiate conversations with?
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A woman married a murderer who killed his previous wife. Years later, he killed all her children.
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>>35397419
It's a shame her children had to suffer for her stupidity. She should be sterilized and put in jail with him.
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>>35397419
Female stupidity.
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>>35397419
his eyes are similar to mine eyes desu
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>be a co-founder of Reddit
>become a millionaire
>marry a Nubian Goddess with thighs and ass that can crush your skull
I'm jelly t.bh
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Hahahaha how dis make u feel black bois????
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desu I don't find her attractive so...
at least she's smart and wealthy too
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>>35397242
>be strong black sportswoman
>marry some numale cuck
I don't get it. It can't be the money, they're both rich.
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International Women's Day: Roxie Nafousi tries posting 'less-than-perfect' images 2017-03-09 10:59:32 Post No.35397195
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International Women's Day: Roxie Nafousi tries posting 'less-than-perfect' images
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>"Blogger and model Roxie Nafousi has 46,000 followers but says her moments of anxiety and depression are exacerbated by the pressure to look perfect on social media. In the run-up to International Women's Day we asked her to experiment by posting less-than-perfect moments from her life"
>"I do suffer from a lot of bad days and a lot of self-esteem issues so I'm really trying to monitor my attitude towards social media so I don't let it get me down but instead use it for all its positive aspects."
Why are you virgins still convinced that women don't have hard lives? This woman is suffering and you are literally stupid if you don't sympathize with her!
Pic related: just one of these "less than perfect" moments
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39154628
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>>35397195
"Less than perfect moments" and the bitch still has make up and is barely even in the picture and in the dark.
Really that gives you a sense how utterly terrified she is to be even seen without make up
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she wants big c08k good looking handsome what you call chad srsly
I know im expert
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>my life is so hard, too much pressure
>has 46000 followers
>is literally being paid to shitpost on instagram about nuggies
I this supposed to make me feel sorry for her?