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that pic is not qt at all, op

what are you even

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>>35429374
I thought she was qt. But I dislike short hair and I want pic related to be my Kristen gf.

>>35429125
She can't. She looks like fucking Eminem.

how many times do you wank a day lads

i want to put my FAT MAN COCK inside a woman lol :)

>>35429108
tinychat com th3psychward
GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU ACTUAL SLUT

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get in here dudes

They don't know. I'd rather them think I'm asexual desu. It hurts to be ashamed of something I love but it is what it is

My mom doesn't get it but she's okay with it.

What the hell do you think? They don't know about that shit! Officially.

Become Donald Glover. He has all the self esteem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7eSUU9oy8

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>>35429023
why does the internet like this guy so much
he seems like a typical nig nog

>>35429418
Black but acts white

This is perfect by cultural standards

>>35428996
yeah, I'm highly sensitive to criticism as well, because I also consider myself a shit and have laid the ground work for it to be devastating. take a breath, be polite and make a show of listening. it's over faster.

>>35428996
those boys are cute!!!

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I've always been sensitive to negative feedback, but I'm better at suppressing that sting in your gut. Just stare and nod, stare and nod. This is just one person's opinion.

>>35428991

I'm my own Spliffstar!

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>>35428991
just junted my bungle senpai

It can buy food.

>>35428962

You're not making enough money.

>>35428962
Try developing actual hobbies, senpai.

>>35428950
Guy was a negligent fuck who left a fire in the fireplace while he went to get some beer. Everyone in the house was sleeping, and a fire started in the house and killed his three children. He was a normie but he had a really fucking good reason to be depressed.

Watch the trailer it obviously is.
Fucking teen in it has two girlfriends, and is seen making out with one right in the trailer

>>35428950
Yep two of your kids dieing is meme depression HaHaaaHa

Do it yourself, faggoterino.

>tfw I'll never know how it feels when a woman is nice to you

We're the coolest kids and we take what we can get.

Me. I'm here. Hows it going.

I'm the only one who can actually get dubs.

Your left me unimpressed. Bad thread. Sad!

>>35428900
Break up and/or kill yourself.

Talk often, share secrets, make each other happy.

>>35428900
Honest, open communication and making sure you do enough stuff together is a good start.

Only if I'm expecting a parcel, I look through the peekhole though and watch them till they walk away.

>>35428860
Nope and I don't answer the phone either.

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>>35428920
I stood at the window and watched this fat idiot knock on the door for like five minutes before he finally gave up. I think he needed to talk to my mom or something. She was at the store.

At one point he saw me in the window and told me to answer the door. I just laughed and watched him until he left.

What a fucking loser

haha that is a funny popo the toad meme from the one quinton tarentino movie, wasn't it called full metal alchemist?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQoSqzoA7-U/?taken-by=roy_purdy is dis normie?

>>35428770
ok but why do I keep seeing so many pictures of that frog here? is it a meme?

>>35428752
If they're so ugly and tiny-dicked and can still get a gf, why can't you?

I know how you feel. Work harder. You'll be rewarded. Trust me, jealousy isn't getting us anywhere.

>>35429069
because i'm more uglier and tiny dicked than him