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What have you done to sort yourself today /r9k/?
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>>35433796
The lack of replies is somewhat indicative of the problem
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>>35433796
This guys notion of truth is so fucking bizarre I can't make it to his actual arguments.
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>>35433796
I pretty much got a job yesterday desu, just waiting on background checks. Other than that nothing
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show me your photos, prints, paintings, drawings etc
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https://basementvacation.bandcamp.com/album/petes-songs
whoever bought this yesterday, you were the first person to ever pay for my music, so thank you
it was like $4 but it felt like $4,000,000, i really needed the pick-me-up.
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I drew this >>>/ic/2892431 today
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>>35434599
thats quite nice anon. how long have you been drawing for?
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You're only a fembot if you look like this 2017-03-10 11:54:30 Post No.35433653
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You're only a fembot if you look like this
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https://youtu.be/063RGou-P_8
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RIP Divine
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>>35434337
Ok virgin
Only (you)
https://youtu.be/aEA35jRaym4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpfFFvf_6og
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You will never be fat ebough so qt3.14 will come to help you out of the beach chair, rubbing their hot bodies against you.
Why even live?
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>>35433651
I think this is archievable
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How?
There must be some way
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its easy, you just need a lot of money
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The average white women gets eaten by a BBC 20 times a year without their knowledge
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>>35433641
>average white women
> Post porn
For most women this penis would equal torture
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Have you ever thought that, maybe... Maybe the whole world isn't obsessed with black cocks...
Maybe it's just you?
Source, btw?
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>>35433641
That doesn't look like a glory hole
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I did something very questionable today /r9k/, how do I atone for my sin?
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>>35433627
You immediately tell us what you did so we can judge you and tear you apart.
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It's okay OP, we all do bad things, I knocked a kid off his bike with my car yesterday.
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>>35433627
we have to know anon
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>create Bro tulpa to teach me how to get a gf
>we try for a couple of weeks
>he tells me to create a qt tulpa girl to practice on
>I do
>he steals her from me
>I can hear them fucking in the next bedroom over
fuck my life
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this is an old joke, but I will give you a reply to make you happy because the idea of somebody crying to fucking tulpas still makes me giggle
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fun fact every time i see a "help my pony tulpas are fucking" joke i get a little bit more scared for the dropping intelligence of humanity
do tell me when you figure out that if you tell your tulpa to not do something they will not do it
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>>35433795
I try to tell my tulpas what to do, they think it's funny to not listen to me.
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Ask a line cook anything
I cook food for a living. It's not thaw and serve shit
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Do you believe that opening a restaurant is a smart idea in the long run? I have no interest in it, but I do watch a lot of those Kitchen Nightmare type shows and they really make it seem like one of the most stressful jobs is to be a restaurant owner. Fake or not just curious if it really is actually Hell on Earth.
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>>35433588
I used to be a line cook too. What kind of cuisine do you cook at your job? And what kind of cuisine do you enjoy cooking at home?
Fuck yeah i love food
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>>35433633
If it's hell on earth you have a flawed business model.
Restaurants are great money if you know what you're doing. There's a lot of points of failure too. I say you should work as a cook, then a chef, then eventually you can own your own place
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>You wake up from a coma and find yourself in a mysterious land.
>At first, you have no idea what is going on.
>You take a look around and see a beautiful scenery and some very fascinating creatures.
>You soon realize that you are in Gensokyo.
What is the first thing you do, robots?
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>>35433587
Give sanae one of her ten desires.
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>>35433587
Realise that I'm a girl most likely.
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>>35433587
Cirno looks different, but I can't quite figure out what it is. Did she do something with her hair?
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>all the time I wasted on this awful game
I wish I had been playing outside. My parents failed me by letting me throw my life away on this.
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pablo is the goat
i remember pete wheeler being a pretty good option for pitcher also
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>>35433570
>tfw used to bunt home runs with pete wheeler
>tfw angela delvecchio used to pitch shutouts
>tfw mikey thomas used to hit cleanup
miss playing 5 hours of this game everyday after school
life has only gotten harder as i've gotten farther away from that world
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>>35433570
yes he is
>>35433699
>miss playing 5 hours of this game everyday after school
look, part of me misses it to, but our parents did a disservice by enabling that behavior. outdoor playtime and socializing are critical in a young child's mental and emotional development. there's a reason why this generation is more sperged than the previous ones.
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>work in call centre
>2 stacies on my row
>went for my 15 minute break
>came back
>overheard them say "omg finally"
>they went for break IMMEDIATELY after i arrived
i was really filled with rage friendos, not gonna lie
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>>35433540
I know I'm a baka, but why was this rage inducing? I don't get it?
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>>35433540
Should've taken the opportunity to sniff their chairs 2bh
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>>35433842
because i literally didn't do anything to them or talk to them at all, i went for my break, came back and they left their belongings behind so i could 'look after' them by simply sitting at my desk doing my job... so to them, me returning from my paid 15 minute break was me wasting their time
She said it in such a condescending manner rolling her eyes.......... I dont even know the girl, some uni student doing evenings shifts. Just... why are they so cruel......... its just makes me really sad so your right, perhaps it wasnt rage after all
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I laugh at anyone who has the gall to complain day-in day-out 2017-03-10 11:46:53 Post No.35433513
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I laugh at anyone who has the gall to complain day-in day-out
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They deserve everything they get.
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Would you be my mercy angel, anon? Would you release me from my suffering?
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Me too especially the ones that make a little friendship circle based on this alone and lasv out at you for wanting to talk about something else
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>type up essay
>hand it to prof
>hands it back a few minutes later with a disappointed look
>read over it
>see where he marked an entire chunk of a paragraph
>I had accidentally pasted a post I made in an /a/ fetish thread in the middle of one of the paragraphs
Well, it's not like I had any reputation to lose, but it feels embarrassing as shit.
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>>35433476
share that post with us, anon
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please show us the post
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>>35433512
this
take a picture or provide brief summary for our entertainment.
The story of the mysterious crocodile clippers:
>Be me in high school
>Physics lessons
>Learning about electricity and shit, teacher starts shouting
>'Today we're going to be making a circuit'
>Not really interested but pretend to pay attention
>Teacher brings box of crocodile clips into room and plops it on the table
>pic related
>Whole class gets together in pairs
>Odd number, so get to work alone. My plan begins to unfold
>Grab around 20 crocodile clips when nobody's looking, shove them in my pocket
>My school makes boys and girls wear a blazer (basically a suit)
>Take one from my pocket, open the clip, latch it onto the back of a chad's blazer collar who was working on his circuit
>Nobody notices
>Start attaching crocodile clips on everyone
>Put one on myself so nobody is suspicious
>Chad's friend finally notices the clip and tells him, he gets furious and starts demanding to know who put the clip on him
>Somehow suppress my laughter and continue putting clips on people, this time in different places
>Bottoms of blazers, bottoms of skirts, on the back of people's shirts. I even managed to put one on someone's shoelace.
>Internally dying from laughter at this point
>Everyone is looking around to see who is the culprit, most of the boys had taken off their blazers in fear of getting clipped.
>Most of the girls were checking their skirts and collars
>Most of the class had been infected, including the teacher
>However there was one person who was still clean, still not contaminated by the clip virus
CONTINUE?
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>>35433474
please don't. this story is retarded and so are you.
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>>35433521
It remind me the greentext story I did two weeks ago. I said that I spooked 5 men by acting like I was to fuck by the ass some of them. What a retard I am !
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>>35433521
I kinda want to see where it goes
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/r9k/ mental disorders 2017-03-10 11:44:27 Post No.35433473
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Any other robots have any significant mental disorders beyond the typical depression? I'm struggling to cope today, and I'm wondering if it's even worth it to keep on going.
>Have schizophrenia
>Been on medication for the past few years
>Today I find out from the doctor I have the beginning of total liver failure
>Just start laughing because it feels right
>Doctor is just a general practitioner, not my psych-doc.
>He starts getting weirded out by my behaviour
>Laugh all the way home
>Relative is visiting, starts trying to console me when I tell them about my doctors appointment
>Become absolutely livid
>Kick them out of the house
>Eventually calm down after a few hours
Stress really sets me off. I don't want to fade away and die from a bad liver. I want to go out with a bang.
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No other mentally impaired robots on right now? Aw.
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borderline personality disorder
being my my friend or gf is a living hell that i dont wish upon anyone
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>>35433713
That sucks man.
Got any stories that came from your disorder?