The story of the mysterious crocodile clippers: >Be me in

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The story of the mysterious crocodile clippers:
>Be me in high school
>Physics lessons
>Learning about electricity and shit, teacher starts shouting
>'Today we're going to be making a circuit'
>Not really interested but pretend to pay attention
>Teacher brings box of crocodile clips into room and plops it on the table
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>Whole class gets together in pairs
>Odd number, so get to work alone. My plan begins to unfold
>Grab around 20 crocodile clips when nobody's looking, shove them in my pocket
>My school makes boys and girls wear a blazer (basically a suit)
>Take one from my pocket, open the clip, latch it onto the back of a chad's blazer collar who was working on his circuit
>Nobody notices
>Start attaching crocodile clips on everyone
>Put one on myself so nobody is suspicious
>Chad's friend finally notices the clip and tells him, he gets furious and starts demanding to know who put the clip on him
>Somehow suppress my laughter and continue putting clips on people, this time in different places
>Bottoms of blazers, bottoms of skirts, on the back of people's shirts. I even managed to put one on someone's shoelace.
>Internally dying from laughter at this point
>Everyone is looking around to see who is the culprit, most of the boys had taken off their blazers in fear of getting clipped.
>Most of the girls were checking their skirts and collars
>Most of the class had been infected, including the teacher
>However there was one person who was still clean, still not contaminated by the clip virus
CONTINUE?