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Why can't every white girl be like my queen Leela?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbxu4PsYLZI
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I want to be kissed by a white girl.
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Don't you have the other thread already Zhang?
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I want to be nice to a white girl.

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Cool place. Music bot. Good community (from /v/, /r9k/, /vg/, /soc/ etc.). Videogame oriented. Ranking system. Constantly growing.

https://discord.gg/uhheUAu
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Only joining for the music
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You forgot to add:

>will eventually be deleted by the admin as he is unstable deletes his own server often
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>>35434184
its in the small print

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I quit this board for 2 months because it was infiltrated with normies and fags. Anyway I became slightly less autistic in those 2 months of trying to pretend to be a normie. I mentioned to some normies that its my birthday next week and they want to get me drunk.

I've never been drunk so what should I expect? I have read that it makes you more sociable but also that it makes you feel sad. Also I'm slightly scared because one of the normies is obviously gay and tries to hit on me often. I don't want to accidently be gay while if Im drunk.
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Depend of you. Being drunk lead me to do nothing. You'll see when wou will be there !
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Been drunk twice but i'll try to help anyway.

Don't drink too much (if you want to remain conscious), 2 glasses max, even if you think you can go on just stop, after half an hour the booze will hit you like a train.
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>>35434049
>accidently gay

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>want to buy a new gaming PC in the UK
>absolute sky high prices

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES BREXTARDS

WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING RETARDED, I DIDN'T EVEN CARE UNTIL THIS BULLSHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35434046
atleast we have our sovereignty right anon?

now instead of the EU making or laws, we can make laws like theresa may just did to monitor all internet activity for everyone for 1 year.

freedom
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>>35434046
Our currency is shit it should be pretty cheap now
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>>35434085

Do you think anythings ACTUALLY going to change anon? Be honest with me.

>>35434122

This isn't even minor kikery, it's fucking ridiculous. Instead of the usual 1:1 dollar to pound Jew rate the computer companies used to charge, it's more pounds then dollars.

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Well boys I did it, finally broke down and got a whore and it was fantastic. No longer KHV. I guess I'll stop posting here and try to get a gf now
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>kissing and hugging a whore
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>>35434044
>prostitutes
Doesn't count.
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>>35434044
Hope you recorded it for the memories

Remember not to eat meat on Fridays during Lent. Fish is fine.
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Well good that I switched to being vegetarian for the next couple of months to see if I can do it.

Going pretty good so far...
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I already failed lent, I'm going to hell.
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>>35434031
t.christcuck still doing what the (((Pope))) says you do

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You guys think Haruhi is the god of a different Universe?
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>>35434023
Probably not.

Multiverse theory don't real.
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It is Lain!
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>>35434072
Reality is irrelevant in the multiverse theory. If there are in fact different planes of existence or whatever you want to call them, then it doesn't matter what humans think, they will exist.

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Well the girl I really like cancelled our plans and I believe she doesn't like me.
I don't know what to do. Where can I go to know more people
And how can I forget this girl she is the first love I have in my entire life.
Please help a poor robot
Btw sorry for my English is not my first language
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just die, the pain never gets easier
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>>35434021
Women come and go. But memes, memes are forever, dear friend.
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>>35434021
Start reading good american fiction or watch movies, you can pretend that you are getting into some dudes big brain and pretend, even for just a little while, that you are really reading or watching something that was made for you

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>be me
>Friday
>live in apartment in middle of city
>casual moment of silence just reading shit
>suddenly hear cries of joy and laughter in the distance
>hear what sounds like cute girls and lads having bantz
>its the normies again, having what sounds like a fantastic time
>tfw you will never be invited
>tfw you will for ever be forced to listen to other people using their youth the way they should while you waste yours away

Every damn week, /r9k/.
Right in the fucking feelz0rs
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>>35433972
Why don't you just go out and offer them a beer lad
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I'm glad I don't yearn for normalfag shit.
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>>35434009
>Lone weird chubby anon suddenly offers beer
Isnt that going to back fire on me?

Hey guys I need some good movies to watch recommend me some based on my 3x3:
Chimes At Midnight
The travelling players (1975)
Holy Mountain
Blue Velvet
Mirror (1975)
Dersu Uzala
2001: Space Odyssey
I am Cuba
Vertigo
And if I could add one more it would be the End of Evangelion
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>>35433930
Top taste, my friend. This place is not prepared for it. The best you're going to get from here is, maybe, fight club or whatever new marvel movie.
I suggest Persona, from Bergman. Actually anything and everything from Bergman for that matter.
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watch everything that's criterion
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>>35433930
Literally any Marvel movie.

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I'm not into social media, and decided to try the meetup app.

Went to a club event, felt so awkward, even after a few drinks, got duped into giving more money than I wanted by the fucker that gives you handwash and tissue in the toilets, because I'm weak-willed, and just spent the last hour walking around town, miserable

I'm going nuclear
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Fucking dumbass.

Find an anime meetup for creepy autistic retards like yourself.
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>>35433929
Sorry anon, I wouldn't swindle your money if I was the loo attendant.
I know you're just trying to chill, I've been there.
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>>35433952
Dayum anon, have you always felt this way about me? ;_;

>>35434052
I thank you for your kindness friend

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>my daughter is about to turn 6
Holy shit! The growing up too fast meme is real! Make it stooooop!
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She's halfway to her first black dick, aren't you a happy daddy?
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>Make it stooooop!
can't. you know how frequently parents say this, you should've seen this coming

also time is going to pass by increasingly quicker, so make the most of this
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>>35433919
Don't you think that's going too far, even by 4chan standards?

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>tfw you go to the beach and see a group of middle school girls in skimpy bikinis
Is it immoral to take pictures of said girls?
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Only if you're caught, Anon. Only if you're caught.
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>>35433846
I'm glad I bought google glass before they discontinued it for this reason alone
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You're in public so you can take close up pics of their crotch if you felt like it.

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What's the kinkiest cuckold fantasy you fapped to?
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I don't, cuck shit is terrible any way it is. Stop posting it, fucking go away already
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The idea of my girlfriend watching me fuck a trap
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Everyone watching white bull cuck shit knows this shit is so fake unlike the amateur shit filmed by the wife's husband.

On a slightly unrelated note, I'm sad DawgtheNasty's BLACKED video was taken down. Good thing I saved it.

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i met a girl a month ago. ive never had a friend before and meeting someone who didn't hate me was amazing. i didn't mean to fall in love with her, but over the short period of time we have known each other i fell head over heels in love. She is my best and only friend and i thought she might have some sort of feelings for me, but she doesn't. i thought i would get over it once she rejected me, but it wont go away. Do any of you guys or girls know how to not feel like garbage every time you talk to her?
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>>35433810

You're in too deep already to stop feeling pain. Heres the deal, anon. You're going to have to stop talking to her and distance yourself from her. I know you're not going to want to hear that bit of advice and, when I was in your shoes, I flat out discounted it. However, remaining friends with her is only hurting you and a friendship should be mutually beneficial to both parties. Shes getting a benefit from you but you're not getting one from her. Secondly, shes going to start showing interest in other guys eventually when shes around you. Shes also going to start abandoning you to hangout with said guys which will only make you resent her more. Before long she'll tell you while you're hanging out to watch her stuff and then she'll go on a lunch date with one of the guys she likes, leaving you there to think you're being a good guy (which you are) but not telling you that shes just using you.

Get out while you can, before you form an even stronger connection. Because if you don't its only going to be worse down the line.
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>>35434013
she already is seeing other guys, i have had to listen to them brag about her masturbating to them. and i cant leave now. ive already gotten past the point of no return. thank you for the advice
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>>35434163

I'm sorry you feel this way, anon. I hope you take some time to think this over. You have no idea how badly this is going to hurt you in the long run.

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