Friday Feels Fred

>>35433972
Why don't you just go out and offer them a beer lad

I'm glad I don't yearn for normalfag shit.

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>>35434009
>Lone weird chubby anon suddenly offers beer
Isnt that going to back fire on me?

>>35434079
Since it's 2017 you'll no doubt get uploaded on /r/creepers or become a facebook meme.

>>35434139
Thats not so bad, could i theoretically win a case against kikebook for ''humiliating me'' and ''ruining my outstanding reputation amongst the locals causing me to lose [insert something] ''

>>35433972
I felt edgy for a few minutes. I am so tired of masturbating that I thought "I should cut myself I hear that's satisfying" but then I realized if I'm going to cause pain I should probably exercise since that's productive and I hate feeling unhealthy all the time. Also I only just beat bulimia lol. My stomach hurts so much right now. Why the fuck did I eat a bunch of peppers fuck I am dumb. I mate throw up by accident.

>>35434210
Settle for a coupe of mill, bang a few prostitutes and snort cocaine fo their asses. love the good life

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>>35434224
thats a pretty incoherent story friendo.

>>35434305
imperfect grammar =/= incoherent

>>35434592
its not hte grammar, its just your story doesn't have a beginning or an end...nor does it have much in the way of context