Normie Advice

Depend of you. Being drunk lead me to do nothing. You'll see when wou will be there !

Been drunk twice but i'll try to help anyway.

Don't drink too much (if you want to remain conscious), 2 glasses max, even if you think you can go on just stop, after half an hour the booze will hit you like a train.

>>35434049
>accidently gay

>>35434155
He meaned getting fucked by the ass I guess.

>>35434049
Is that you George?! REEEEE

>>35434151
Ok I wasnt planning to drink much anyway because it tastes disgusting to me.

>>35434049
dont hide the gay. and make sure everyone is more drunk than you, you might get laid that way.

>>35434255
Standard vodka is basically tasteless, finished 3/4 of a bottle in 5 minutes without thinking much about it, later on i was rip

Worst case you can always mix it with some juice or cola, but we are goint OT here, hope you have fun OP

Most people will get slightly tipsy with very little alcohol (a few beer or two glasses of wine, around that amount) but it won't get worse until you consume a much more.

Try to stay on that slightly tipsy state, where you can still walk mostly straight you feel that light dampness in your equilibrioception ,maybe a tiny bit numb in your sense of touch. You will still be able to think straight enough to not make stupid decisions.

Drink responsible.

>>35434361
Drinking that much of vodka can put you into a coma if you have bad luck.
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