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Daily reminder that it's easier to be a serial rapist than it is to go through all the things you'd need to do (work out, get rich, get plastic surgery etc) to be attractive to women
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>>35444120
Bet you money it was chad
if it was a hideous freak she'd be traumatized
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>>35444137
You're probably right
Doesn't change the fact rape is literally easier than self-improvement
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>sperg joins your teamspeak
>pees on his microphone
>wants you to make software for him
talk about the autism you have to deal with all day
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>OP makes a thread
>complains about a sperg
>doesn't realize he is one
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>>35444056
>pees on his microphone
:thinking:
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Liking women's calves is a true patrician taste
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dont care feet are the greatest
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>>35444004
Waist is best
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>>35444039
dumb meme
calves are superior
but good feet + good calves + good legs = GOD TIER
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If a gay man had kids (somehow), would the kids be gay?
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Are you handicapped or something?
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>>35443972
My dad is gay. I'm straight...
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>>35443972
Science is a mystery
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>dropout of uni
>on neetbux for years
>get email from bank saying they want to charge me for an $2,000 overdraft i got when i was at uni
>panic, completely forgot i had to eventually pay it back
>been living at the OD limit for years
>I have until the end of the month to pay or they will slap me with fees and interest I have no way to pay
Is this how I become homeless? I cant get a job anywhere, no one is hiring.
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>>35443912
>Is this how I become homeless? I cant get a job anywhere, no one is hiring.
There's options
Join the military or go gay for pay
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>>35443932
The military would be good but i wont get hired/paid in 4 weeks. Id prefer not to suq dic either
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>>35444043
Then your option is kinda limited.
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What is a good excuse when people ask why you don't have any education or working history at 24?
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"i'm a giant fucking loser" has worked well for me
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>>35443902
OP just tell them you were doing volunteer humanitarian aid protecting humanity from your rampant faggotry.
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>>35443930
I was thinking "working abroad" but they would probably want to see proof or at least ask where, with who, doing what, etc.
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>tfw you told your new employer that you've put in your two weeks at old employer but really only gave one weeks notice
Hell yeah boys I'm gonna get an entire week off
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mmmmmmmm kk
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>the only way to get time off is to quit
Woo I love America
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>>35443935
Do you think I should do something or just not leave the house the entire week?
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Fapfics featuring Rhonda Wellington from Hey Arnold
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Read 'em please:
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195
You can post anonymous reviews without an account, so please do so. Me and my co-author would appreciate it:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10190687
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7838134
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brump a scrump lmao bump
dump
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lol that's great anon
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I didn't read them, but I have to mention when I was a kid I didn't pick up at all on how much she deliberately uses her (apparently there) attractiveness to get things she wants. She blatantly states it sometimes too. Kids miss obvious shit.
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>tfw phone bricked
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>>35443751
Real robots dont need a phone.
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>>35443764
True. They make nice music players if they have microsd slots though.
>tfw early day 6 of waiting for my speakers to ship
It said it would ship yesterday but now just says "soon".
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>>35443751
>don't have a phone or a watch
>some roasties ask the time from me on the street
>say i don't know the time as i don't have anything that shows time
>they don't believe me and think i am messing with them
>they literally start to go trough my pockets and trying to feel my wrist
>brake free and run away with 2 dumbfounded roasties behind me
And that's how i got a phone so it would not happen again
What is life like as a beautiful woman? Can anyone tell me, preferably from experience?
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from what I hear it's like playing through the whole game on tutorial mode
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It's like a box of chocolates
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Ever since I was 18 I had strangers come up to me to say that I'm beautiful, and I had women grab my hair. One kept touching my eyebrows yesterday kek.
It's okay, I have men come up to me all the time but whenever I make it clear I want to get to know them before we have sex they fuck off, so I'm still a virgin.
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>tfw can't become a wizard anymore
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>>35443718
Don't worry anon, you're still a loser
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Come visit, wizard friend
wiz.zone
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>>35443718
Story time.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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Why haven't you an heroed yet?
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>>35443690
because i love him......,,.he dont know it/.,.,. hav 0 chance....FUCK
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What game is that elf from
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>>35443690
because i wont have coffee in a coffin...
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Are you man enough to date a girl with a big cock?
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>>35443650
Gay enough you mean.
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>>35443650
> Date a girl
> Who has a big cock
Take your pick.
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>>35443650
>cut
almost perfect shame the Jews got to him too
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Who here just wants to get thizzed out? I haven't don't ecstasy in years
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>tfw high blood pressure and heart murmur
Maybe if I just had half a pill I'd be alright.
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>tfw tried it once but pretty sure it was just some amphetamine
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i have to go to work today
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i don't have to go to work today
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>>35443624
good luck wagey
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>just got back home from work
>to tired to play video games
>masturbating and getting drunk while shitposting again