What is a good excuse when people ask why you don't have

"i'm a giant fucking loser" has worked well for me

>>35443902
OP just tell them you were doing volunteer humanitarian aid protecting humanity from your rampant faggotry.

>>35443930
I was thinking "working abroad" but they would probably want to see proof or at least ask where, with who, doing what, etc.

Tell them you're autistic but describe it like it's cancer

>>35443902
I just talked about how I did several week long hikes, stayed at out summer cottage fishing and stuff, travelled around, tried thinking what I'd like to do and volunteered at my local church(none of these is a lie even).
All what matters is not admitting you wasted time being leeching social outcast afraid of the world

>>35443902
"Medical reasons."

It's short, to the point, and people will normally not ask any more. If they do, tell them you'd rather not talk about it.

>>35443902
odds are if you don't you're probably quite mentally ill and should seek help immediately

"I watch anime the whole day"

"I just woke up from a coma 2 months ago..."
"I was taking care of my autistic, dying grandma who had dementia. She died from aids."
"I take care of my waifu. She can't do anything by herself and I have to do everything for her."

In all seriousness
>tell them you did volunteer work
>have legitimate autism/disability
If all else fails there's always job corp or the military.

>>35444099
that is cruel

i like it

>>35444028
What is your local church like?

I wanted to go to my local one and see the community there but from what I could tell it's mostly rude old people.

>>35443902
say you worked abroad

>>35443902
just say you were a caretaker for a family member or some shit. most people would be sympathetic towards that i imagine