is it normal that the stuff out of your belly button stinks like shit?!
its actually soooo disgusting. I can even pull dirt out with my fingers.
Is that normal?!
>>35455759
probably not, but as long as you are cleaning it regularly (along with the rest of your body), it shouldn't be a problem
>>35455806
i can stick one of these cotton swaps deep into it and out comes some shit like substance (it hurts when i go too deep)
i shower regularly ... do people clean it all the time?! what the fuck
Why do all girls hate doing anal?
>>35455729
Because it hurts dumbass
>>35455890
>Implying it doesn't stimulate her feminine prostate
This is a meme; had 2 different gfs who were totally depraved and loved butt stuff.
If we can take a break from all the relationship and sex stuff
can we talk about dogs?
>tfw my dog is fickle with me
>sometimes when we're playing fetch he'll go sniff at the stick then run back towards me like "nah I didnt FEEEEL like it"
>sometimes he'll just look at me like "are u kidding me fgt" when I throw the stick
>only like 3-4 out of 10 times will he go after it
you cannot be a TruRobot unless even your dog doesn't respect you
>>35455726
I wanna fuck that dog's ass
post more OP
>>35455771
I could never get my dog to fetch, maybey they have to be trained to do it ,
cause my dog would chase and grab the stick, ran around a bit and just dropped the stick somewhere random
YO HOL UP, WAIT A MINUTE HOL UP HOL UP EVERYBODY
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ooga booga okie doke
youre so dumb and you dont even know it
>>35455780
Fuck off he is a postmodernist.
>>35455667
My question is: Why?
What do you gain from posting this every day? This isn't /pol/, why don't you take your shit elsewhere.
>tfw I've committed incest and beastiality before I even turned 13
>>35455654
Is it like incest with your dog?
>>35455654
Well? Tell us the story anon, how did it happen?
You can't just say that and give us nothing.
>>35455689
No with siblings,
>>35455748
I'll have to green text it, as much as. Dread to.
>tfw crappy indie rock songs remind you of her
>>35455619
If you have ever even had a gf you are not a robot. GET OUT
>>35455788
>tfw she wasn't my gf and never will be
>>35455619
>>35455938
What is the song that reminds you of her? For me, it's changed the way you kiss me by example, b/c she once sat next to me while that song was playing.
>master anon... We've been working all day... Can we please take a break now?
Holy FUCK I hatethe portugese language when its spoken aloud
>>35455615
>Can we please take a break now?
not until you fuck my ass with a strapon ladies
>Shhh
>finger on their lips
>"do you want to go back to Mexico
>they shake their heads
>"Then go back to work!"
Dumb, illegals. They don't appreciate anything.
who /chameleon/ here?
>tfw always fit in enviorment to appeal to people around me
can adapt to any group if I want to
always do that just in case not to burn bridges behind me
always cautious to not mix environments to avoid getting caught and called on my bs
>tfw never developed my own personality
>tfw no idea who I am
>>35455592
socializing make me stupidly tired
I used to try but after being with a group for an hour I could fall asleep and would always make a retreat or just disappear, even if was at a movie
its like people can suck the actual life force out of me
>>35455698
yeah keeping the disguise is exhausting
but normies can be useful if they like you enough
>>35455592
Same here, OP. Maybe there is no "real" is. Maybe the chameleon is what's most real
>knowing any father figure that wasn't an asshole
>waking up next to your lover
>knowing any grown women that didn't make you cringe
>having a favorite video game
>having a favorite anything
>having a feeling of citizenship
>feeling appreciated and truly respected
>independence
>getting a job, ever
>passing college courses
>applying for jobs (after the recession)
>having just one perfect day that you remember that wasn't tarnished in some way
>finding music that you like
>being good at something
>feeling that you look okay
>feeling clean and comfortable post puberty (without substance abuse)
>having faith in something
>killing someone that wronged you
>becoming an omnsicient omnipotent being that leaves the world a desolate rock
>cleansing the entire universe of the mischievous creatures that eat each other to grow stronger (aka, all worlds like earth)
>not caring anymore about anything
>not being afraid anymore nor feeling hatred nor dissapointment
>destroying all cursed life
>finding the light at the end of the tunnel
>no replies
Y there'd be nothing left.
I feel you anon.
aso;dfas
When do women realize they're the lesser sex?
Always, until you give them the right to vote and so forth. Then they believe they're both worse and superior, allowing them to manipulate any situation in their favor.
>>35455563
Wrong, they are perpetual teenagers. Have you ever heard the phrase "women are the most responsible teenagers in the house." They don't mature past 18 essentially. But we all know why that is.. right?
>>35456002
>They don't mature past 18 essentially
Kinda like you
I'm NEET and play video games a lot. How can I make money streaming my games? I'm not a girl so I can't just show my tits online.
>>35455495
>How can I make money streaming my games?
Be entertaining and play popular games at first. Try to get some recognition or spread memes about you to get viewers.
>>35455526
So I just play games on a schedule and talk to myself or the few viewers? I don't want to show my hideous face, will that ruin me? It's for the better.
>>35455910
You can just talk, you don't have to show your face if you don't want to.
Christfags will defend this.
https://youtu.be/-suvkwNYSQo
>>35455349
>he keeps thinking about children
is Stephen Fry a pedo?
>>35455349
>Blaming god for everything bad in the world
That's shit-tier thinking
>>35455513
>blaming the all-powerful creator of literally everything there is for creating evil.
Tell me how cancer isn't his fault.
Should I start fucking fat chicks?
>>35455343
Only if you're disgusting/autist. If you have average appearance don't, It will make those hamplanets think they are worth something
>>35455343
>Should I start fucking fat chicks?
Are you Chad? Because nowadays even fat chicks only want Chad.
>>35455343
>Should I start fucking fat chicks?
virgin detected, because thinks fatties are easy picks
so newfag
Why are cute boys so irresistible?
>tfw you will never bully link so hard he becomes your gf
>>35455309
I would imagine that your disgusting repugnant homosexuality has a lot to do with it
>>35455309
because you're gay, anon
as original as possible
>tfw no mommy gf (male) who trains me to be a cute girl
>>35455280
Sort yourself out lad
>>35455280
what is this manga called and where can i read it
>>35455362
>Sort yourself out lad
I already did and I am 100% sure this is exactly where I want to go with my life