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>always fap when I'm on the toilet taking a shit so I can simply cum in the toilet bowl and avoid having to clean up
>done this for years
>starting to find the smell of my own shit erotic
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Am I the only person who just wipes on my leg and am done with it? Cum dries in literal seconds.
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I know this feel all to well. In an original sense, that is.
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>doing DXM AGAIN
I didn't know I'd get hooked on the first try. I've been looking forward to this all week.
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>>35456939
dxm has a weird pull to it that no other drug has
it fucks you up so hard when you're on it but it's still really enjoyable
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try not to die anon
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Which plat anon?
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https://www.wired.com/2011/05/ff_milk/
>fembots grow mind controlling money factories on their chests during puberty
>even an ugly fembot can make $15-20k/year just from milking herself and selling her product wholesale
>most of the buyers at this price are mothers, if they lack a hangup about sex perverts drinking their milk they can potentially make more
>WAHHH LIFE IS UNFAIR WE ONLY MAKE $0.70 PER EACH $1.00 MEN MAKE :((((((
I seriously do not understand why more women don't take advantage of this. You milk yourself, then get a part time job and you can pretty easily make $40k/year which is more than enough to support a single woman in a middle class lifestyle in this country and is a great supplement to a partner's wages.
You might say that if supply increased, prices would go down, but that's not necessarily true. With more human milk in the market it's likely that people would begin to pick up on it as a consumer product not just for babies, milk from women who eat relatively healthily is much higher quality than cow's milk in terms of its fat globulization and flavor profile. Only pig's milk comes close, and funnily enough it's much harder to milk a pig than it is to milk a human.
I mean shit, all you have to do once you get lactation induced is let the pump do its work for a few hours a day, stay hydrated and eat a decent diet.
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....you know, you have to be pregnant before you can milk tits, right....?
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>>35456972
No they just have to go through puberty
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If women were more enterprising and hard working, they wouldn't make $0.70 per every man's $1.
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>prove you aren't a Pentagon.
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>>35456923
I have more than 5 sides, I guess
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I only have 2 sides. Nicest guy you'll ever meet and a f*cking psychopath that will kill your family cat and set your garage on fire.
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who here /involuntaryintroverted/?
I like being around people but i have no friends so i never get to be around anyone
and because of this when i am around people i am an autist and don't get invited back out because of it
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>>35456881
Thanks for summing up my life, OP. Exactly how I describe it.
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>>35456881
i think that's most people on /r9k/ OP, aside from the antisocial robots who hate everyone.
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>>35456881
i peaked in highschool, and it wasn't a very good peak either.
Just had forced social interaction so people had to talk to me.
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What happens if you fall asleep while high on LSD? Strange dreams?
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>>35456828
You probably won't be able to fall asleep in the first place
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I tried that a few years ago. All I saw was pic related, unchanging, for the entire night. I was fully aware that I was dreaming, but I couldn't wake up or alter the dream no matter how hard I tried. This image hijacked my mind for 10 hours. Do not fuck around with this LSD shit
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>>35457075
More or less this.
All of the times I've dropped actual LSD, I've gotten a sort of type of energy where I'm not gonna go to sleep. By the end of my trip when I do fall asleep, I just have a deep restful sleep, I don't have any particularly remarkable dreams.
YMMV
>21
>never had a gf
>virgin
>never held a girls hand
>never hugged a girl
>never texted a girl
>never talked to a girl on my own that wasn't introduced to me by one of my friends
Is life pointless if you're ugly?
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>>35456799
Life fast becomes pointless when you don't try.
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>>35456799
Trying to get into dating is pointless if you're ugly
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>tfw no gf
What was her / his (female) name lads?
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I have no girlfriend
goodnight
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Jonas...
Pronounced with a Y
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>>35456791
Are we supposed to list girls we wish had been our gf?
>Danielle
>Hailey
>Cassidy
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>this is a 14 year old boy in Norway
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ePFXco-C7Uo
Make the degeneracy stop
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Vengeance for Gullveig- the Aesir-Vanir war never stopped.
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>>35456775
>>this is a 14 year old boy in Norway
good
this is how boys should be
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>>35456775
any proof that its a boy?
I do not belive you
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What's it like to live in France?
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>>35456754
Living as a NEET can be pretty easy past 25.
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>>35456754
Frenchman here, its gotten incredbly racist pas 10 years and there are so kuch terror and migrant crimes, city life is crap full of nonwhite and its so expensive only rural life is nice until we kick out all niggers and arabs. Front nationale is useless, government bullies us all and terrorizes use with fear and they hate native europeans fuck france bomb it
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>>35456825
/R9k/ is not the /pol/.
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>Vape a lot of weed
>Excited when women are around
>Get work done more easily
>Need to get sober for upcoming job search
>3 months w/o weed, alcohol or anything
>Always feel a pit of anger and disgust when 3DPD are around
>Have to drag my feet to do anything constructive
Why is life?
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>>35456743
You are addicted chap, this is called abstinence
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>>35456776
>You are addicted chap
I was like that before I started. I also stopped without struggle or withdrawal symptoms. But I suppose that doesn't fit in your worldview as easily.
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>>35456863
>He escapes to drugs because his life is shitty
>Life improves with them
>The "improvements" disappear when he leave drugs
>Somehow he is not addicted
My sides anon, nobody gets addicted to something because their lives are fullfilling
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none of this matters at all
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>>35456694
I promise you, it all does.
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you're going to die much sooner than you expect
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>>35456996
why does this turn me on
dweqaqawfdfgewd
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Faces of /r9k/
Just ate my tendies and now am all snug and smug in bed
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Hey you should probably be doing your homework for algebra class on monday instead of shitposting on 4chan
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>>35456856
>*physics class
yeah but shhh
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What is it about cute boys that makes them so irresistible?
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You're not really attracted to boys or you would post tpics of boys you like.
You only like the idea of being a female, because you want to be your own gf.
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>>35456643
wish i knew
every time i see a cute boy at school i can't stop myself from imagining how cute his penis must be or how nice it'd be to cuddle with him
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>>35456987
>every time i see a cute boy at school i can't stop myself from imagining how cute his penis must be or how nice it'd be to cuddle with him
same desu
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I'm being forced to die.
Family disowned me and society collectively wants me dead. I'm denied employment literally everywhere. Fast food won't take me retail won't take me manual labor won't take me. The military won't take me and disability won't pay me.
I have exhausted every possible option fighting with everything to survive as long as I have. There is no way for me to earn an income and pay for food or shelter. Within 3 months I will be homeless and forced to steal to survive. I will be caught and jailed and released and caught and jailed with increasingly severe punishments until I die.
Society wants me fucking dead.
It's so fucking unfair. I don't want to die. I'm desperate to keep living. God, I want nothing more than for someone to tell me "it's okay for you to keep living."
This feeling is hell. Everyone wants me to die. I'm being forced to die. Businesses want me to die, police want me to die, people passing on the street want me to die. The whole society wants me to just quietly go off and die.
Nobody even feels guilty about it. There's not even vindication of hurting people and making them feel bad for making me die. No. They don't feel guilty at all. They think I deserve this.
Every day I'm put through more and more hell until I finally can't take it any more.
On June 1st I'm hanging.
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>>35456583
text me. my kik is acinonyxAnonymous. let's be friends robot
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>>35456583
I know what you're going through and I really wish there were something I could do to help in this sort of situation but nature must have a good reason dressing these circumstances on certain people. Maybe it's for learning and maybe it's the "body" rejecting something harmful or foreign from itself. Whatever the case it certainly feels like injustice.
What did your family disown you for, if you don't mind an anon asking?
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>>35456583
Go look for a religious organization to take pity on you and get you back up on your feet