Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8308. page

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why did it have to end

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I (25 y/o male) will probably be losing my PIV virginity at St Patrick's party. I'm way out of my league but optimistic.

I'm going to "nerdy sex-positive, kink/LGBT/poly-friendly etc." house party on St Patrick's and there's going to be ample supplies of alcohol, nudity, and public sex. I don't really consider myself to be a virgin per se, I've been intimate with several different partners but due to being the typical sheltered homeschooled kid I had nonexistent sex ed growing up and was always too scared to do anything penetrative out of fear of getting someone pregnant or getting an STD. Lots and lots of oral and digital sex but nothing beyond that.

I've been single and with extremely few sexual encounters since I was teenager and am finally educating myself and putting myself back out there. I already know and get along very well with just about everyone that's going to be there, seen most of them naked, and even played around a little bit with the couple hosting it, and there's a very good chance I'm going to be finding a corner to lay down a towel and hook up with someone (or someones) that night. I've never bought condoms or lube and generally have no idea what the hell I'm doing but I'm actively pushing myself to learn and explore. I know the hosts will be supplying some of the sexy supplies but I figure it's smart to bring some of my own too and (any advice in that arena would be helpful).

Most everyone there is much more sexually experienced than I am, (ages 22-35ish) with both vanilla sex and beyond so I'm feeling way out of my league, but they've been very understanding and acknowledge that "everyone starts somewhere."

Anyone else ever been through something like this before? I'm very optimistic even though I'm flying blind.

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>live in upstate ny
>literally everyone has better weather conditions

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>try to go for a stacey
>realize it aint gonna happen
>let her reply to a message and don't message her since

This means I win after all

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what do you do when literally nothing is even remotely in the realm of "enjoyable" anymore?

suicide seems so inviting

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Discord for autists and /fit/izen autists. Come join the fun and talk about your shitty life, degenerate things, genocide, and much more!

https://discord.gg/4CFswyf

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>tfw no wan wan


Oregano Oreganolismo

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Love and Rock,
Love and Rock,
PEACE!

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>break up with bpd ex
>go on 6 month bender
>bang 10-15 girls
>finally start feeling ok and get over it
>stop drinking/uusing drugs and start working out getting life together
>one day
>wake up and have genital warts

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So a friend just gifted me EUIV. I've played Victoria 2 before and a little bit of CK2, but I mostly play Civ and Total War.
>Because EUIV is the most /robot/ game, what nation and time should I play?
>What DLC should I buy, if any?
>How does it differ from Victoria?

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How does /r9k/ feel about the recent spate of hate crimes in the US?

- http://koin.com/2017/03/09/hate-crime-suspect-arab-you-need-to-leave/

>Hate crime suspect: 'Arab, you need to leave'

>He was charged with assault, unlawful use of a weapon and intimidation

>SALEM, Ore. (KOIN) - A 52-year-old man is being accused of a hate crime after allegedly attacking a restaurant employee with a metal pipe and calling him a terrorist.

- http://ktla.com/2017/03/05/sikh-mans-shooting-in-washington-state-investigated-as-hate-crime/

>Sikh Man's Shooting in Washington State Investigated as Hate Crime

>Police are searching for a gunman who allegedly walked onto a residential driveway in Washington state and shot a Sikh man in the arm, authorities said.

>The gunman allegedly told the man "Go back to your country." Police are investigating the shooting in Kent as a possible hate crime, according to CNN affiliate KIRO.

>The victim is a U.S. citizen, originally from India's Punjab province, Seattle-area Sikh community leader Jasmit Singh told CNN.

- https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/02/24/get-out-of-my-country-kansan-reportedly-yelled-before-shooting-2-men-from-india-killing-one/

>He yelled "Get out of my country," witnesses say, and then shot 2 men from India, killing one

>Authorities in Kansas filed first-degree murder charges against a man accused of opening fire in a bar there, killing one Indian man, injuring two other people and causing fears about bigotry to reverberate across the globe.

>According to witness accounts, the gunman reportedly told two of the people who were shot - both Indian men who work for Garmin - the technology firm to "get out of my country" before opening fire and had also used racial slurs during the Wednesday evening shooting.

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How did your parents react to your piss jug?

Bonus points for shit juggers.

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I am a sexual deviant and i have a cuckold fetish. It started off as femdom and cuckolding was the next step in my sexual deviancy. I am not confined to my cuckold fetish, i fetishize doing anything to please the girl so if she wants to be dominated then i can dominate her and get off to that real well because im still serving her

I read things about cuckolding and i always see shit like "cuckolding is where a man with a small penis lets a guy with a large penis fuck his wife" etc. What has penis size got to do wiht it ? Its total bollocks. My dong is 7 inches long, its nothing to do with my fetish

Another thing "men with cuckold fetishes are pussies". No im not im pretty manly and confident. Im dominant in my every day life, i am just a sexual deviant.

"Cuckolds are male feminists and lefties". I vote ukip and supported donald trump, it has nothing to do what so ever with my deviancy.

"Cuckolds are bisexual or gay". Literally fuck off, i would never do anything gay it makes me cringe.

I hate how pretty much all cuckold videos have a bi sexual theme and always joke about my supposedly small penis which isnt true.

I used to use cuck as an insult jokingly because lets be honest its a pretty aweful fetish but i cant really help it. But now im starting to get pissed off with how many stupid people there are who say stupid shit like this.

End of rant. Ama if you want

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Reminder that there is NOTHING wrong with incest...
...If you're Chad

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Knowing how many of you shags mean to see this poor girl dead for one reason or another (or so they'll tell me), I find it awfully hard to believe this site hasn't yet become a haven for hired operatives and private investigators.