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>>35490338
Because you're thinking about lolis when it happens.

>>35490403
I think of fat women punching me in the face

fucking misogynist pig it's the current year

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>tfw you will never order a literal robot bf
pic related

>>35490317
I'm for a new US president that will put all the american's military budget into R&D to develop real waifus.
I'd vote for that guy, I'd become a burger just for that.

>>35490244
The youth is full of ideals and the old is pragmatic. But in order to be pragmatic one must ignore the truths. Is it better to live in a world of lies and be comfortable or seek out the truth regardless of the pains that come with it?

>>35490301
*insert poetic thoughts* Imo the best thing to realise that no one around you has any clue on life really works. Everyone envies one another for their 'succes', but everyone just wants to end happy anyhow. The grass is always greener, but if you stop comparing the patches of green delight and start enjoying sitting in your own none of it matters. Furthermore when people see you sitting comfortably in your own patch, they wish they had something as 'green' as you.

>>35490233
>ywn plow pic related

why even live

18 in may ban me faggot mods i dont want to visit 4chan anymore

Can you tell me where you interact with these gays? I would like to get all the cum out of these gays so they'll leave you alone.

>>35490187
Literally me. I've get so much attention from gays. I even created a grindr account and got lots of attention adn messages. Met a gay guy with perfect ass, felt repulsed right after we "fucked" (couldn't cum, felt disgusted at the middle of it).

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>>35490172
I agree but unfortunately normies have partially ruined this band by memeing it so much. They're best listened to in private and brought up as little as possible so normies forget about them

>>35490234
The normies are actually regressing and slowly disappearing from death grips. Thats the grand disign of death grips. 10 years from now. Only people of grand knowledge will know of death grips

>>35490172
Check out Damon Albarn "Everyday robots"

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>>35490171
Kys fkn weeb

>>35490171
Piss bottles have a very specific purpose

>>35490261
>Kys fkn weeb
sorry?

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Just be thankful if you still have your foreskin.

>it's an "OP was circumcised and watches way too much porn" thread

>>35490164
they really should cancel this show

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>>35490146
Pineapple pizza is terrible and you, dear anon, have absolutely abhorrent taste.

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>>35490182
This is it what I mean

Pineapple pizza is fucking shit.

Meatlovers is the true patricians choice.

>>35490145

link: https://www.rabb.it/Propranolulz

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>>35490145
bempo origanal

They shut down the room again.
I'm sadly unsurprised.
I just want to go on record saying Dormin is an annoying cunt.

>>35490138
That would make my month

>>35490138
GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT I'D BE WITHOUT YOU

10/10 album

>>35490138
Brian Wilson was a robot that got lucky

RRREEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU NEET
I HAVE TO GET UP IN 5 HOURS

What if I work job I enjoy? You're a neetcuck who watches hentai all day.

>>35490217
Look I'm the type of NEET that doesn't judge, I respect any man that works hard for their money. Me I just kick it all day, that's the true NEET way

here your reply, fuck off

>>35490050
post more pics please

post some sets from your nostalgie foolder

Porn is a timeless medium with the advent of digital cameras. Something from 2003 can still be fap worthy today. I like to look in the background of a porn set at all the old technology and books.

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its like they left me here on purpose, i should just kill my self

>>35490036
>>35490087
There's nowhere to go. There is a shift in society occurring and it's no longer funny to make posts about wallowing in self-pity. Many people are genuinely in despair over their lives for non-trivial reasons (aka not because of no gf, but because of things like a bleak future of wage slavery or invalidity due to health concerns).

When life actually sucks this badly no one is interested in reading le funny loser story greentexts anymore.

>>35490167
you shoukdve closed your parenthesis like this

> (aka not because of no gf), then follow with the comma

Kind of a vague thing you're asking for, isn't it?

Be a little more specific.

>>35489963
Go to a boot camp. They'll discipline you there in no time

Take up a sport with some structure and get off of 4chan/internet.
It kinda worked for me.