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>>35539876
Just become a NEET anon. Join us.

>>35539876
>mom pulled me out of school at 12 years old for no good reason

my mom did this too, because the school wanted to give me speech training since I was slurring my words or something and apparently my mom was offended

so she """home schooled""" me for 2 years which basically meant I sat at home and played game cube all day

Start practicing with Khan Academy. Get workbooks. Start reading books like The Catcher in the Rye and To Kill A Mockingbird. You need to catch up.

Health and welfare

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>>35539871
>How can I get a cute and caring black girlfriend?
>tfw no black gf with huge tits

>>35539885
She looks like a 12 year old boy from the ribs down

>>35539854
What is the correct answer?
Is this a test?

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>>35539854
>never studied even once
>Always had good grades
>Droped college because I was too lazy to do stuff

>>35539854
This girl looks kind of like Hannah Cho from the side, b-but she wouldn't do this, would she?

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>>35539844
>How much of a slut would you be if you were a girl?
I can be a slut AND be a boy though

>>35539844
Depends on how hot I would be. If I were just the female equivalent of myself, then I would only get sex like once a week, maybe less.

From middle school on anybody would have access to my body

>>35539787
I do but it's only been 2 months

>>35539868
keep it up brother, 10 months to go, what's your routine like if I may?

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>implying /fit/ doesnt have just as many virgins as r9k

>>35539763
I'm the same, friend. As soon as I wake up I'm counting the hours left until I can go sleep again. Sometimes I sleep in the afternoon to pass the time.

You sound depressed friendo. Go see a psychiatrist and get some feel good meds.

>>35539814
Im the same as op and it's getting worse. Vidya was my last escape. I even lose interest in people now too so it's hard to form connections.

Im on Lexapro 5mg and close to being a big boy and weeding myself off.
Kill me

>>35539703
Unless you're actually committing to offing yourself, I'd advise against it. It won't help your situation and given the years of beating your own meat, you will end up feeling completely unsatisfied and probably will have a hard time cumming.

>>35539703
That's gotta be fake cum, right? Like in the monsters of jizz series?

Might as well if you're gonna kill yourself.

>>35539670
That girl is gross, Norman.

No, you are a beta kissless virgin robot.

>>35539670
>6'5" lanklet

We're in the same boat brother

On a scale of 1 to 10? It sucks.

send them a dick pic

Still working the night shift at the veterans hospital as an LPN

Boring, but the pay isn't bad and the work load is ridiculously easy

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>>35539632
Your image reminded me of this instantly.
Also, i'm sorry to hear that anon.

I don't know why you autistic pieces of shits want girlfriends so badly.

You know they're a shit ton of responsibility, right? It's like having a second job.

I get maybe five hours a week alone and I want to kill myself

Maybe it's the desperate need for something to cling to when the world beats you down and your dick can't take the beatings anymore.

>>35539573
>tfw FUCKING 5'2" FUCK YOU OP YOU TALL PEICE OF PISS

>>35539573
>seeing this thread
>being 6'5"
>not even the freakishly short girls want me

>>35539573
>tfw 5'10 manlet lord
>see junior year highschoolers as tall or taller than me
>realize that no woman in her right mind who is also around my age would want such a mutated freak
why even live tbqh

>>35539521
I tried having sex with a girl and she told me I'm a fag.
how do i trick other girls into having gay sex with me?

>>35539545
Lmao what would make her say that?

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>>35539521
because the only reason I'd go gay is for a very feminine trap/twink bf and as an average looking dude with a 5.5" penis there is 0% chance that I'll actually be able to get one of those

may as well be a straight loser than gay loser

It's very clearly bait. But I'm responding because I know you probably believe something similar to your shitpost.

Of course Trump should be paying more taxes than Bernie Sanders, Trump is a billionaire and Bernie is a senator. But that doesn't even matter. You're bringing an irrelevant candidate into this issue because you're trying to deflect.

Trump is a businessman who claims huge losses on his taxes every year to avoid paying as many taxes as he should. That's why he refuses to release his tax returns, he knows he'd get takes over the coals when the public saw what he's done.

He's crooked, he's out of touch, and the fact that people keep defending him for no real reason is scary. What has he done for you, honestly? "Defied" the SJWs? "Cucked" the Muslims? The only thing I can think of that's benefited the common man is killing the TPP, so credit where credit is due.

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So Trump lied when he said he didn't pay taxes? Ffs he needs to be impeached.

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>thinking trump isn't fucking over taxpayers

lmao. yeah also a billion dollar wall is much better than free healthcare and education.

trumpcucks are so retarded

this board got slow, where the normals at? I'm not finished with them, lul

>it's not nice to be """objectified""" by strangers
>here's a completely unsolicited picture of my tits
God damn women are fucking retarded

they feel guilty for being whores, they know they are, they would want the world to not call them out on that, which is gonna happen NEVER EVER, whores

Both, depending on the situation

>>35539259
I think about it everyday. I think about it even more now that I'm not on the happy pills anymore.

>>35539294
t h i s

Some tards an hero when their significant other leaves them, out of spite.

Some less lucky individuals just gradually give up on life when they realize they're 30 years old and still a fucking virgin.