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Posted in every thread so far, feels good.

>Me and another CD are both subservient to one (or more) men.
>we can only cum from anal, we both share his cock abcd get pounded side by side making out while our boipussies get destroyed.

Also pet play, Cum, humiliation the whole anon package.

>penis shrinking
>tg
>possession
>corruption
>succubus

Hair. I love cute hair styles.

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>created israel
>hero

Is this fake? A bot or something? Because he didn't even get accepted to art school in the first place

>hero
>kill himself bacause he failed

yeah that's pretty heroic.

>>35634053
women are dumdums who don't know what's good.
Also most anorexics have body image issues where they see themselves are grossly overweight even when dangerously thin.

The most attractive men prefer thin women. Chads don't go for chubby girls no matter how big their tits are.

And it's not that easy to be 'curvy' in the first place. If a girl has naturally small boobs, her options are either chubby with small tits or thin with small tits. It's a no brainer.

>>35634099
>Chads don't go for chubby girls
They'll fuck them, but won't date them, or brag that they fucked them.

What if I don't have $20 for breakfast?

>>35634038
i eat a small bowl of plain shredded wheat with unsweetened almond milk every day. For drink I have a cup of black or green tea.

>mashed potatoes filled with salt and butter

>greasy bacon

>sugar shit crepes that arent even made

>butter spread even though the croissants there have a shit load of butter in them and only need to be toasted to get the flavor out

Are you dumb when it comes to nutrition you stupid bitch? Im trying to lose weight not end up in a hospital for arterial disease.

>>35633995
I can only cry when I'm driven into a corner, or feeling sorry for myself.

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i want to know as well
how to cry

>>35633995
Last time I was able to cry was on a bad 900ug acid trip. Felt pretty good DESU

>>35633947
I don't know how but it'd be amazing and wonderful if we could.

haha

mods don't give a fuck

you're better off leaving /r9k/

Porn should be banned on this board. Anime too but I'll settle for just banning porn.

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i love seeing /g/ get triggered

>cry
>it calms me down
>can't cry again
>lost another coping mechanism

>>35633928
how did you manage it anon I haven't been able to cry in about 10 years now.

Why won't you guys let me talk to someone about this shit? Why do I have to deal with this by myself?

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Why would you force someone to be completely alone in a time that they desperately could use companionship.

This is bullshit. Why are you doing this to me? Why are you making me suffer? No one else in the world has ever been through something like this and no one in the future ever will. This is the heaviest shit that anyone has EVER, EVER FUCKING BEEN THROUGH AND YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BE ALONE.

NO FRIENDS, NO FAMILY, NO LOVERS, NOT EVEN PSYCHIATRIST OR THERAPIST OR DOCTORS. YOU'RE FORCING ISOLATION ONTO ME DURING THE WORST FUCKING IMAGINABLE TIME.

14/88!
original comment #34352

>>35633962
I apologize on behalf of r9k. R9k is a relatively sloth board, and that asserts that people attempt to formulate replies that contain superstition and avoid brevity. The whole board was designed to make themes topographical and navigable, based on the different ways in which the users have to ambiguously deploy different lettering to represent a certain theme in certain volumes. What you have here is infinitely discussable but just doesn't seem to coagulate well with the thematic volumes of the people on this board.

In my opinion Hitler wasn't perfect. He was a good landscape artist but he couldn't into portraiture

Your teeth are ugly but I like your sweater.

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I cant remember the last time I brushed my teeth tbqh

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Just for you OP

Pls rate

>>35633848
atheists are honestly nearly as bad as religious nuts, the only true logical answer is to say you don't know what happens after death as nobody can say for certain.

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>>35633848
i took the satanist pill at 10, the atheist pill when i was 13, and then the buddhist pill at 15, and then the pagan pill by 16. Around the age of 17 or 18, I had run out of philosophically or theological -ism's that i found worthwhile, and I had grown tired of the philosophers i had once found interesting, like shopenhauer, stirner, derrida, heidegger, sartre, so i just decided to stop trying to find a doctrine of meaning or system of thought. So I ended up becoming suicidally depressed, but at least i'm beeeeeeing myself :^)!!!!!1

>>35633936
I can say for certain what happens when you die.
Your body, and all memories/personality/wisdom rot away.
Essentially everything you THINK you are is nothing more than a brain attached to flesh. And once you die all the matter in your body will broken down and reclaimed by the earth, one way or another. Such matter may eventually become something useful for plant or beast, but you will NEVER again be exactly who you are right now. And to think you have a 'soul' through which you can live after death, is as beautiful as it is foolish.

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>I don't belong here
>I don't belong here

have a (You) for the effort

Dude I love Muse too, I guess us robots do have something in common besides our pain

>>35633784
same for me honestly senpai except I've also stopped looking at hentai and anime shit entirely since it probably isn't healthy for your mind.

just gonna go on no fap now for as long as I can and focus on self improvement instead of chasing after shitty relationships.

Do you have shit taste in women?
He has shit taste in women

Kind of the same here but instead of caring about cute anime chicks I only care about cute boys and traps

Just make yourself look as boyish as possible and get a guy to rp with you.

You'll feel like a cute Lil boy Anon I promise

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Embrace the fact that you're old and ugly

>>35633758
Take LSD with a good friend somewhere isolated where you can go exploring and engage in physical activity, like climbing trees and rocks.

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>>35633737
le ree!

>>35633737
>Why are virgin men above 20 allowed to breathe?
good point desu

nobody has stopped me from breathing yet but I wouldn't stop anyone from trying, I encourage it in fact

>>35633898
hey you! stop all that breathing RIGHT NOW!

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Did your mommy not love you enough, or too much?

>>35634166
She loved me the perfect amount, then I learned that the reason me and my siblings went on a month long trip to my grandma's house was so that she could kick my dad out of the house, file a restraining order on him, get the divorce papers started, throw parties, and fuck her new bf.

>>35634222
Ouch. So now you are worried about getting rejected in a similar way? Was there anything about your father that could have justified it, did you ask your mother about her perspective?