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What are you playing today robots?

Discuss it with us here.
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>1433x718

nice laptop, poorfag
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>>35673944
Just the usual here
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>>35673944
go post your runescape shit on another board!

IMA HACK YOU NIGGA
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

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>bpd ex was abusive
>used me and took all my money
>left me with a broken nose, no self esteem and homeless since I now have no money
>look up her name on Facebook to block her
>like a tyre fire or train wreck I can't look away
>her profile pic is her kissing another guy
>another pic of her just weeks after our break up with her ex she swore she'd never speak to again
>posts about how happy she is
>I'm a good person yet I have no one, no home, no money and a wreckage of a life now

Life is brutal and relentless why should I keep rolling this rock?
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Fuck her. If you wanna be the better man that's cool, I'd probably do it too because I'm too much of a pussy to get revenge, but goddamn I wanna hear a good revenge story
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Find purpose. Join the Army.
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>>35674046
I'm not a violent person but I want to ruin her life. I want her to suffer the way I have.
She has a criminal record, massive debt, drug habits, "depression and anxiety", no job, no car and no prospects at almost 30 but I still feel like she won't ever suffer enough.

I'm filled with so much hate now I don't know what to do.

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>be me, perfectly normal 5 or 6 yr old
>live on farm with sheep
>a newborn lamb from the pasture has a shitty mom
>she doenst nurse him, so my mum lets me have him as a bottlefeeder in the house
>almost froze to death that night, so I call him Popsicle
>raise him like a dog, hes friendly as fuck and follows me around, everyone loves him
>about a year later he gets tangled in an electric fence and drowns at the same time
>learn what death is
feelscrushingman
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>>35673894
>about a year later he gets tangled in an electric fence and drowns at the same time

Why do you even have an electric fence? The're sheep not niggers.

Also sorry for your lose.
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>>35673930
its fine, its been 15 years. thats just standard protical now
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>about a year later he gets tangled in an electric fence and drowns at the same time

Did it look like he got electrocuted by the fence while drowning in the water, or what?

If you don't want to think about it that deeply to give an answer, that's fine. I'm only curious.

Sorry for your loss.

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hey guys, asian man here. if youre white and love asian women, go right ahead and take them and have your fun, just do whatever you want because we don't want them back.
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>go right ahead and take them

Where do you think you are?
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>>35673878

there are some asian girls who would prefer a white robot to an asian normie
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>>35673861
All this again?

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>TFW Average looks and boring personality
>High functioning autism
>28 and still living with parents

>Been going through the online dating shtick for 5 years
>Only 1 date, was ghosted afterwords

>Have a full time job
>Pays fucking garbage money
>Nothing better available
>Literally can't even afford a run down trailer

At what point am I justified in just killing myself?
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>>35673809
>28 and still living with parents
>high functioning

Hmmmm
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I'm a 26 y/o High functioning autist. Average looks. Car, own apartment, job pays enough for me to pay my bills and that about it. Still, total awk around girls and the only ones interested are single moms with multiple kids already. Parents starting to ask "So, no girlfriend yet?" questions. Oh God! I'm giving it a year and if this shit doesn't turn around I'm gonna buy a 22 and take a respectful bow out.
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>>35674122
>respectful bow out
>22

Why not make it a .45 robobro?

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>tfw you're literal human garbage
>bipolar
>delusions
>drug crimes
>sex crimes
>various methods of theft
>18
you can't be a robot if virginity and neetdom are the only things you have to be sad about, trying living your life as a literal demon.
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>>35673803
>trying to be validated by being a piece of shit
neck yourself you fucking degenerate scumbag
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>>35673923
fuck you NIGGER lol
orignigger
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I have a demon in me. I call him Azazel after the hot fallen angle in Highschool DxD. Can't tell if he's flattered or hates me for it because he won't speak to me directly. Yesterday I had a detailed day dream about killing parents, gorging on pizza, then driving across the country in my dad's truck. Then i realized his truck is GPS enabled and they could find me too quick. Also i barely know how to drive.


also /x/ is pure normie and not helpful at all

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what did you eat for supper?
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>>35673791
Story behind this pic?
Fuck you robot I wanna know
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I hope somebody washed those caterpillars
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>>35673791
I threw up a little
I just ate 2 sandwiches

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>Am not a religious person
>Someone starts talking about God
>Feel hopeful and good inside
>Feel a sudden rush of motivation

Is this what Christianity is like?
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>>35673789
God is within you anon, embrace it!
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If you're not a deep enough thinker to look into how dark, irrational, and extreme religion can get, then you can keep that buzz going a long time.

If you start asking too many questions, it starts to go south fast.
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>tfw I used to be Christian but not anymore and I really like listening to Christian rock

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Any fembots awake?
You have a lot to fucking answer for...
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fembot here, the fuck you want?
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>>35673808
ur a nigger
ornigger
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Yeah bro you want sumfin? I happen to possess exactly zero Y chromosomes.

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This is it, robots, I can't do this anymore
>go to McDonald's alone
>eating, minding my own business
>a group of high school Stacies and one Chad sits at the table next to mine
>after a while they all start whispering, giggling and looking at me
>I look at them in confusion, I guess?
>smug Chad winks at me
>they're pretty much pointing at me and laughing at this point
>throw my meal in the garbage
>go home
>cry myself to sleep
I can't even go to a fucking fast food restaurant without getting ridiculed. Why are normies so fucking cruel, /r9k/?
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why didn't you throw your burger at Chad's face?
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>>35673652
>eating alone in mcdicks
>not taking it home to eat alone
anon, you pretty much gave them the green light to make fun of you
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>>35673699
I went to McDonald's before work, because I had no food at home.

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>tfw put on a skimask and took an aluminum baseball bat so I could try being a vigilante crimefighter but literally no crime happened the entire eight hours I was patrolling the streets
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>>35673644
well you keep at it there, kick-ass
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Hang out in areas with higher crime rates then, instead of patrolling your own neighborhood.
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>>35673717

I could take a bus to Detroit.

>God forgot to invent my soul mate
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>God created me
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>>35673633

>God remembered to make mine but she's sucking off Chad right now

t-thanks God
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god is the most epic troller of all time, he has all of us beat by a long shot

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Does anyone else here have feel a deep longing to be like a bird? I feel like I have no freedom to do what I want. I was a load of burden to carry and nothing seems to work out for me.

I really wish I could just fly away from my problems and just explore the world, living a simple life.
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>>35673612
I have*

sorry I'm a little retarded
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>>35673612
you can. It's harder than if you were a bird, but you still can.
All you need is the courage and the determination.
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>>35673612
>tfw you will always be a groundfag.

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share your disgraces how did you fight it and what have you done since then
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i am utterly fucked
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>>35673649
Try a tight buzz
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Either keep or really short buzz or, better yet, shave it all off.
I started losing my hair at 18 but I was too scared to shave it and it looked like shit.
At 19 I buzzed it short and it looked much better.
By 20 I shaved it all off and grew out my beard. Looked way better than a shitty buzz and it felt better too .
Seriously, just shave it all off. You'll look better and feel better.

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>be at a club 2 days ago
>My friend who went from 'fuck everyone and fuck life' to 'i want to meet girls' approaches some random group of people
>I say fuck it roll with him
>there's this one REALLY pretty girl
>now i should say that I am 19 yo virgin who never had a girlfriend in his life, never kissed a girl, never asked a girl out
>somehow say fuck it and act all alpha
>she is really into me
>wtf?
>I make some stupid jokes and her 'male' friends laugh at me while the girl is actually even more into me
>I ask her about her male friends
>she says she doesn't even know them
>all of her friends are going to the dance floor
>'hey you coming?' her best freind asks her
>'I think I'm gonna stay here
>tfw I have the hottest girl in the club deciding to stay and talk to me

Guys are we all gonna make it?
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>go to club
>"""friends""" immediately abandon me (probably because I'd damage their chances of getting a roastie)
>left to dance by myself
>eventually just leave because no one wants to interact with me.
You might make it but I NEVER will
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>>35673660
damn dude that sucks.... I'd say you should just be approaching random people but then again I wouldn't have the balls to do it myself so I guess I'll just say get some balls and stop being a pussy
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>>35673572
>go to club with friends
>my group is all hands in pockets not dancing
>start dancing at the risk of looking stupid
>group of girls next to us notice me
>they join our group and surround me and start dancing
>one of them starts grinding on me
>feelsgoodman
>get grinded on and danced with by a group of 7/10s
>buddies tell me its time to leave
>too sphagetti and beta to get the girls numbers
>move away from the girl grinding on me and wave and say "uhm...buh bye!"

why the fuck does god dangle women literally in front of my lap but refuses to give me the strength to seal the deal?

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