>God forgot to invent my soul mate

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>God created me

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>>35673633

>God remembered to make mine but she's sucking off Chad right now

t-thanks God

god is the most epic troller of all time, he has all of us beat by a long shot

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>God forgot to give me a purpose or reason to live

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God gave me a 7 inch cock and /fit/ 6'3 body but no one to share it with and autism.

>>35673633
>God gave me good looks but made me socially retarded

>>35673672
I think this happened for all of us. However still believing you have a soul mate is a good thing. I honestly think that most of us here are doomed to be alone for the rest of our lives.

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>>35673633
>God forgot to exist

>god gave me a shitty start
>born into poverty
>born with mental illnesses
thanks dog

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>>35673993
Here's your (you) faggot, now git out

>god made me a 5'10" manlet
I guess this is why unnatractive girls hate me as well as stacies

>>35673633
he didn't forget, he did it on purpose

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>>35674024
News alert, God doesnt exist.

Tipping my imaginary fedora to you, sir.

>>35674152
your fedora doesn't exist, so how did you tip it?
checkmate atheists

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>>35673633
>God killed your soul mate just because he thought it might be funny

>>35673993
G_d forgot to remove that snap cap

Your soul mate is probably getting ravaged by Chad as we speak.

>>35674024
>Someone posted an atheist statement better post the atheist meme
>Wew now millions of sheep can feel safe in their delusions again

I hope he releaeses the next expansion pack soon. Nobody told me charisma mattered so I just left it at 1 wtf how does it expect me to know what a "charisma" is or what it's used for or that's its the most important stat.

>god made me a 5'2 humanlet
>at least he gave me an average face
>but no social skills, no skills at all
T-thanks god

>>35673633
>god forgot to give me a normal body with normal amount of testosterone and a normal sex drive

>>35674328
>tfw all stats are below 5
I don't think I'll ever be of use in this world

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>god forgot to give me a personality
>god forgot to give me the "hard worker" gene

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god forgot to make me a literal robot so I won't feel

>>35674417
that's not a gene, it's a skill. you shouldn't have put all your points into sexual deviancy (god warns you about this in his book)

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>God made me but forgot to give me any positive qualities or purpose in life
>However he remembered to give me the fear of death

>>35674377
I know this all too well
Do we remain stagnant? Is there any other choice?

>god in the workshop making me
>he chuckles to himself
>"boy oh boy this ones gonna be a real doozy"
>shits in the mold and ads no redeeming qualities
>even the elves are like uhhhh god is this a little inhumane?
>he doesn't care he's god
>this is the fasted sperm that's final

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>>35675643
>even the elves are like uhhhh god is this a little inhumane?
>the elves
very original comment, let me post robot

>>35673633
ill be your soulmate anon hehe ^.^

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Sure he "forgot"

>>35675832
You know like Santas elves but these ones work for god? I know it's a thing don't troll okay

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>God is Eris
>She's a chaotic bitch