>tfw put on a skimask and took an aluminum baseball bat so

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>>35673644
well you keep at it there, kick-ass

Hang out in areas with higher crime rates then, instead of patrolling your own neighborhood.

>>35673717

I could take a bus to Detroit.

>>35673644
>patrolling the street you live on

You fightin raccoons or what?

Go in a trap house and beat niggers knee caps in
On one hand you will likely get shot, but if you succeed you would be a hotline miami type antihero and probably a meme

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>>35675321
>tfw you'll never have hotline miami tier fighting abilities

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>>35675402
Blunt objects have great stopping power
I'd say you could theoretically take a group of people out by incapacitating them and one by one smashing their heads in
Of course you'd have to be fit and get lucky/take them by surprise

get a police scanner

>vigilante
>no firearms

pussy thinks he's batman

>>35675402
>tfw you'll never drill a hole in someone's head while wearing a praying mantis mask

>tfw put on a hoodie because it was cold out and went to work
>thought I'd be safe walking because I'm black
>"ayo where you from cuz"
>got my ass kicked
>begged them to stop
>it turns out that I "talk white" so they beat me more and then stole my money and phone

The world is a cruel, cruel place. And niggers are violent retards. I see now why my dad married a white woman.

>>35676852
>turns out that I "talk white"

Shut the Fuck up you mutt!