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>>35700041
Asian women belong to black males just like all the other females. You go back to being a beta and taking care off my kids as I go hunting.

>>35700096
Go roleplay somewhere else. There is a reason why sucessful jews are white and not black. You probably aren't even black,stupid pretender.

>>35700096
I agree with this.

t. Asian femanon

>>35699969
>you log it down in your dream journal

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>tfw only somewhat sure I haven't had sex, because maybe I did one time and I forgot

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>mfw I haven't had sex in nearly a week
This is fucking horrible... I feel starved...

Why would a guy want to be her best friend given that list

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>>35699974
some people are turned on by the cuck

>>35699939
You want a nice guy but you don't just want ANY nice guy you want Chad nice guy.
Girls always say they want nice guys... but they won't go for nice guys just because they're nice, they've got to be the whole package too.

>just ordered female clothes to wear
>still live with parents

I just started ordering everything online and they no longer think it's weird when I order stuff. Though I assume they know I'm ordering weird stuff.

They almost certainly will.

Or already assume.

>>35699938
>i-its just a prop for a film im making

>>35699935
im stupid, who is she

>>35699942
>elizabeth-smart-09-435.jpg

>>35700047
I don't understand who 09-435 is, please explain further

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>>35699795
get the fuck out you roastie desu

>>35699795
Stop prolonging the pain.

It's better to have your honor, even if you're alone.

Yet here you are chatting with sweaty NEETs behind his back

>>35699776
No fuck off. I know what you're thinking of doing, and that's not okay.

>>35699830
I don't see what you mean m8.

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>>35699776
i think i saw some outside

YOU BETTER HEAR MY CALLINGS AWAY
I'LL TAKE YOU
I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME
I'LL PEEL YOU LIKE A POTATO
MY LIFE IS ONLY TO KILL YOU

YOUR DEATH IS MINE
DOGS WILL MOAN AS I KICK YOUR ASS
YOU'RE GOING TO YELL UNTIL YOU ARE FUCKED IN THE ASS
DICKRIDING BEGINS THIS NIGHT MOTHERFUCKED FAG

COME HERE MOTHERFUCKERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjjRaJwc000

>>35699660
Sort of depends on the power.

Either way, I'd probably let the power go to my head, try to become a beacon of good (vigilantism -- I'm not working for the fucking govt. That'd get me in so much trouble and I'd probably just end up being killed out of fear) and then become a power-hungry cunt like that guy in Chronicle, except a little less angry and autistic.

>>35699660
Try my best to keep it hidden. Absolutely only use it for personal gain but if the situation wouldn't 'out' me I would use it to help others along the way. That's pretty much all I can say at this point. You don't know how you will really act until you do actually have the powers. Maybe I'll feel the need to help others to strongly and eventually try and become some "superhero" or maybe I'll just get rich off it. I'll probably still never be happy by the end of it though.

>>35699660
I already have a superpower. You don't need to be a superhero to become invisible.

>>35699652
Fuck jordan and fuck everyone that takes him seriously. Spirituality attracted too many normies and people who believe that with one week they can open their chakras and have astral projections. They think they're deep because they talk about sacred geometry and opening their third eye LOL. Fuck these kids, everyone should follow their own path, not follow what some nobody tells you on the internet. A bit ironic since I'm typing this shit. Good luck on your spiritual path anon.

The only real magic is Jew magic

>>35699722
He made mad bank for quite a while however.
With all the travelling he does, most likely still does.

>>35699650
Everyone that draws /ss/ or Netori

Some washed up ASSTR writer who called herself Scatwoman. Scat, interracial, degradation, cuckoldry, etc.

She had stories that stretched back to the nineties. Early on she would write about how her brother molested her and beg for positive feedback, she probably would be a complete camwhore if she had grown up ten or twenty years later. I hope her personal life is alright now, but it's hard to say.

>keeping up with artists
Why the fuck do you do this

It's not like faps are worth going to any trouble for

>>35699631
>>35699631
Nope. I'm 33 and haven't had meaningful contact with anyone since high school.

Life owes you nothing, life is what you make of it , life is unfair

>>35699631
If you want to change you'll change.

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>tfw made all the same mistakes

what do you mean??
oreganwwwww

>>35699588
You did? How did that happen? (Nice gets btw)

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>tfw you have a big dick but no gf

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>ex gf's new bf finds out I have an abnormally huge penis

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>>35699524

>Dating a woman that's previously had other men's dicks inside them
>Still willingly kiss her afterwards and say you love her

>Dating a woman at all

My sides

>>35699504
I want a fembot to want to watch me get fucked by a real dick. A boy's dick.

>>35699531
That's an interesting fetish you have anon!

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>>35699504
excellent taste anon. i do too.
>tfw no fembot gf to beat me up and peg me hard but cuddle afterwards like nothing ever happened