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So people like you can masturbate to something.

I've never understood it. I'm a newly developed normie and I've had sex a few times now and haven't once taken a picture. Me and my gf are reasonably private with what we do and try to be conservative with how we act around other people. We have sex occasionally and I don't really see why we would need to share it. I think most people would assume it at this point.

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>>35736923
lmao
oh fuck, ruthless

Nothing. I have no food in my apartment. Didn't eat yesterday either. Maybe I'll go beg on Reddit for pizza.

mmmmmm yea gimme dat muhfuggin fried chicken dawg

Rockstar coffee and half a rum raisin Ritter bar

I suck at eating, I haven't cooked in 3 weeks at least.

it only gets worse from here, unfortunately

Find a qt therapist to talk to after you get your meds.

That's wonderful op! Don't forget to stop by >>>/adv/ as well. Just remember r9k is a board full of bitter soul sucking emotional vampires. If you're not down, they will try to drag you down.

Lie of course. Prepare a story for a time there was a problem and you used initiative to fix it. And a story for when you received great service/gave great service. Make eye contact, dress well, sit up straight and smile.

I interview a lot of people and can help a bit if you have any questions? What position are you applying for?

Use STAR method. Explain situation, task to do, actions you took, results you got. Pretty obvious but a good reminder.

>>35736858
It's for a 1st line support job at a big company.
They said you don't need any experience in support, so I guess they will mostly go on personality.

There is no special dress code so I guess t-shirt and chinos will do? They even said you can wear shorts in the office.

>>35736788
This image made me think, i think i never got blushed in my life, no one never told me something that made me blush, strange...

>>35737159
I can make you blush, anon.
wif my diq

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>>35737257
So it is a sword fight then

Mine is soft

> No vidya

Your aa madman. I guess go for a walk. Go out and get a good book to get lost in.

Give us updates anon, we want to know what she says.

If rejection: go to a country where prostitution is legal, get an escort. Profit.

>>35736810
>book

Yes anon that actually sounds nice. Some big new fantasy series would do my heart well.

No updates yet. I guess she will just ignore me from now on like I never existed. I hope she has the kindness to at least block me so I know for certain. Otherwise these next few days will be agony.

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>>35736754
>tfw going to start new coding classes in new city in monday
It bring too much stress from the thought alone - new classes, new roommates and fear of losing motivation.

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>>35736754
Sit in your chair, Anon.
But are you sure you want to drop all your hard work? It's up to you.
You could always make some excuse for one or two days of absence and work hard to make up for them.

Also, go for a walk and have a snack every now and then.

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>>35736789
is it a nice city?

I always wanted to move to a nice city, and maybe live in an apartment right above a breakfast cafe.

I've never had any roommates, but I imagine it would be a mixed bag. There are some ups and downs I suppose, but it all depends on whether they are nice or not. I hope your roommates will be nice.

Why do you want a trap bf?
>Are they on grindr?

If they are in any of those places then you are going to get your usual slut, but fill with testosterone.

>>35736802
>testosterone
what did he mean by this

>>35736753
No, they are always on tinder instead. And they don't want a neet, they want a normie with at least 100k income.

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>son, we prepared your seat for you the exact way you like and you don't have to talk to any of us if you don't feel like it
>we won't be mad

>>35736765

what is this even from
why isnt this comment original

>>35736721
>*Do a 180 and walk back out mumbling misanthropic musings under my breath*

I am all of these things too except + manlet. At least you're not a manlet.
It's suffering.
End me.
I really hate my parents for being race mixers

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>>35736696
>droopy deep set eyes
>massive acne scars which makes me face look the surface of moon
>receded chin
>nigger tier big lips
>big forehead with receding hairline
>ass acne
>weak legs (i can trip over nothing and sprain my ankle)
>fat
>crooked, yellow teeth
>weak beard genetics.

>>35736696
Mulatto's are my fetish. Post pics.

Poop and Body odor

>>35736671
sweaty ass?

So, shave your asshole and take a shower in the morning. Go out running for a while.

At the end of the day, rub your butthole and smell it


Congrats

>>35736614
Go to location
don't bring condoms or just cash. be normal with your things.
walk in the hotel room and she should be topless already. If she is topless then you are good it's not a sting.
Don't discuss any cash or exchange or anything dirty until she is at least topless.
Be cool and act like you just wanted to meet up and hang out.

Also PRO-TIP:
Don't let her overdo it with the fast blowjob. These whores are experts at putting a condom on you and making you cum in 30secs so you don't have to fuck them.

>>35736704
Will I have to ask the person at the reception to see her or will I just walk straight up the stairs into her room?

Didnt know about that blowjob thing, I am a virgin so I would likely cum very fast, I may ask to just go straight to sex

>>35736614
This sounds like a sting OP, abort, I repeat abort mission

also don't lose your manna to some whore

god damn womanlets and their creepy lanklet enablers

>>35736575
2'7" is too short. 4'6" is minimum.

how does a midget have a baby won't it like rip them open

>>35736570
>4chan is shit
>Perpetuates the shit with his own shit

How bout instead of making shit /b/ teir threads like this why dont you go and post some good threads

>>35736599
Post your favourite feels pic, friendo :)

>>35736568
If you spend less calories than you take in, you'll lose weight, period. If you don't, it's because you're misscounting calories. That's just thermodynamics.

>diet soda
Just drink fucking water you fat piece of lard

>no fat/carb diets
Don't bother with any of that shit. Eat less. That's all you have to do. When you want to eat, just don't. That's all there is to it.

>eating vegetables and other "healthy" shit
It's cheaper to buy vegetables and to cook them than to buy McDonalds. You won't get thinner by eating the same crap you usually do and adding vegetables to it.

>exercise
Exercise makes you spend more calories. But if you're eating more than that it's useless.

So eat less. And take a fucking walk.

But mainly, eat less.

You piece of shit.

>>35736655
>Exercise makes you spend more calories
Technically right, but it's not significant unless you run marathons on a daily basis.

>>35736568
your body burns and needs fat, atleast if your exercising. If you replace all your carbs with fats you will end up burning fat. I don't remember the science behind it but I've heard from mutliple bodybuilders online that do that to cut weight. I tried once or twice and did see/feel a change, it left with a lot less energy too, so I figured it was working.
look into it