>Oh look who's awake and finally out of their cave! >Why

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>son, we prepared your seat for you the exact way you like and you don't have to talk to any of us if you don't feel like it
>we won't be mad

>>35736765

what is this even from
why isnt this comment original

>>35736721
>*Do a 180 and walk back out mumbling misanthropic musings under my breath*

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>>35736907
>>*Do a 180 and waIk back out mumbling misanthropic musings under my breath*

>>35736765
Jesus Christ, my asshole clinches just looking at that.

I'm not really that close with my exyended family, they are more or less total strangers to me. So the mere idea of someone doing this gives me anxiety.

>>35737001
Ban the redditourist

>>35737093
Like it or not, I'm here to stay buddy!

>>35737093
which ones the tourist?

>tfw family has finally given up on me and we go days without talking while i hole up in my room

>>35737115
Eat my ass out, scum

>how's the job hunt going big guy!

>>35737176
Nah, that's gay.
We're all in the same situation here in /r9k/. Why so serious?

>>35736721
Fuck you and your spaghetti im out of here

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>>35737313
A HEE HOO HA HEE HA HOO

WHY SO SERIOUS :D

>>35737196
>any new GFs, anon? I just don't understand how a handsome young man like you is STILL single!

Shut up, grandma/aunt

>>35736721
I can see your talking heads

>>35737375
i love this ironic shitpost respond xD

>>35737163
Hit the gym, you gotta do shit too Dumbass.

>>35737504
>implying a shutin NEET has money to pay for a gym membership

>>35737396
my grandmother asked me this lately
and it's made me happy rather than sad, because it means they still have some hope for me
at least she didn't ask me if I'm gay, like my grandfather did, or didn't ask anything at all, like my parents (they know me better and lost all hope long time ago)

>>35737719
>because it means they still have some hope for me

They're probably just beginning to show signs of alzheimer's/dementia. Sorry to burst your bubble...