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If God is real, then why am I black?
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to fuck many races of women and watch as the beta males from that race get mad, that's my purpose anon. what's yours?
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>>35752537
Because God has a sense of humour
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>>35752537
Good question, really made me think
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What things did 00s kids(born 1995-1999) grow up on?
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rachet and clank, need for speed underground. ps2 life
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>>35752520
Mobile phones and Xbox 360. That picture is sort of dumb. Early 90s kids had GBAs and the DS.
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4chan ofc
>tfw this
why is people so complicated robots?
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Emotional intelligence is made up by women to help them feel less dumb
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>>35752492
High eq doesn't necessarily mean you become really social. All these personality test things mean a whole lot less than you might realise
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>>35752510
You have autism I'm not memeing just pointing this out in case you were not aware.
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What would your fantasy life look like if you could simply will it into being?
I'm thinking more along the lines of realism (e.g. "I'd travel around the universe with my best friends Odin and Master Chief" would be cool but not really what I'm going for) but I mainly just want to hear what other robots' fantasy lives look like. Job? Relationship? Kids?
Here's mine:
> teaching/professorial position at a small university
> somewhere in the US
> several books published in my field
> workday consists of teaching and research/writing with lots of committee meetings and conferences mixed in
> have a qt wife who i met/married before i got my position
> shares my sense of humor, attitude toward life, convictions and disposition, etc.
> she might work as a teacher or a librarian or really anything she likes, i would support anything
> she is faithful and loving but not in the doting, super-affectionate mold
> just come home every day and hang out with her and mostly do our own thing but sometimes do our own thing together
> have two daughters
> would name them scarlett (child #1) and genevieve (child #2)
> put them in weirdo alternative schools (montessori, waldorf, etc.) for as long as i can to make sure they turn out cerebral and fucking weird like me
> have a small dog and name it theo
> keep a collection of /vr/ material and retro 90s tech somewhere in our house/apartment/whatever
> old CRTs, ancient vidya, etc.
> show it to my kids
> they probably wouldn't care
> but over time they'd come to think of it as endearing and perhaps a little interesting
> don't make a ton of money but earn enough combined to keep our kids fed and going to good schools
This is really depressing but there it is.
I will give everyone ITT a (You) for as long as I'm awake.
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>>35752462
either a job in dumb video games or a job where i can help people on an individual or group level, whatever the hell that means
come home to a cute wife who genuinely loves me for who i am, thinks i'm a great human being
eventually have kids
in other words i'm going to be lonely forever
for the record i'm not trying to imply i'm some amazing person, but i'd really like to be, i'd love to be someone people look up to and respect
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>compose music for films that I like while also having a band of my own.
>have a good amount of time to read and learn things I desire to learn
>have an extensive record collection and library
>have a wife who is affectionate and motherly but not obnoxiously so, who is also a good mother to our children
>we're on very similar wavelengths in terms of character, sexuality, child rearing, etc.
>we live in a rural area or at least a nice and cozy suburban area
>wife can be stay at home mom and I can be home a lot too
That's all I want from life tbqh
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>Comfy job maybe an Electrician but maybe not
>Other than that complete Hikikomori
>only online friends
>small comfy apartment in a safe area full of vidya and anime
Weekly Austhread.
Why are you on /r9k/ on a Friday night anon?
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>>35752432
i hate my life and i wish i was dead
adelaide is worse than bad, it's just nothing
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I have no internet at my new house so i cant watch anything good. My plans are to order pizza and shitpost.
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Australian /r9k/ discord channel: https://discord.gg/SDzWtGt
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Anyone else getting bored of r9k? Its just getting too pathetic
- Too many virgins
- Gay shit everywhere
- Traps
- I hate society but I'm nowhere near the level of pathetic as this place
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I'm mostly just here to vent about my oedipus complex and general inability to function as an adult.
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>>35752417
go to /b/ or /adv/ then where the normies are
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>>35752417
>hating virgins
sorry for being pure opsan
I agree with the other ones
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Hold on, white people (north euros and their decedents) actually have sex with their pets??
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I thought it was a black guy who had sex with a monkey and invented AIDS??
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i want to adopt a big doggo and make him fuck me desu
not white tho
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>>35752422
we're talking about pet-sex, not incest
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When was the last time a girl looked at you like this during sex?
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>>35752355
>during sex
Your on the wrong board, buddy.
Go back to /b/.
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>>35752468
surely not everyone here is a virgin?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12569958
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>>35752972
I'm a KHHV, in fact i have never even touched a girl, lewdly or non lewdly and i'm 22. Not much hope left for me now.
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>23 years old
>virgin
>never had girlfriend
>$12 in bank account
>~$30,000 in student loan debt (I know, could be worse)
>only got 75% towards a Literature BA
>work part-time as a cashier three days a week
>too lazy/depressed/perpetually tired to get another job
>serious long-term drinking problem that I've only pretended to get treated and resolved
>dependent on a few other drugs
>5'5" manlet
>predominantly female name
Can anyone beat me in terms of being a pitiful sack of hot fucking garbage?
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>>35752339
Is your name ash?
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>>35752353
God I wish
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I guess I win then
>well-paying software engineering career out of college
>live as cheaply as possible
>invest excess funds
>slow but steady growth of accounts
>a few investments take off massively
>more money than I know what to do with
>ditch career and go learn business to ease boredom
>investments still making more money than college is costing
>growth has even accelerated
>start machining business
>pretty good profit
>quickly becomes self-managing
>bored again
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>>35752327
>go learn mechanical engineering
>design some cool shit
>produce it primarily using machining business
>sell them
>better profit
>still investing
>start tweaking designs for cool shit
>realize combat capability of some of them
>idea: start arms manufacturing
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>>35752446
>get license
>do it
>make some pretty cool weapon shit
>try for military contract
>don't make it
>"expensive overkill"
>ok
>fuck what do I do with all these guns
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Start new FPS RUSSIA
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Guys, when I show no interest in a girl, that girl was really interested in me. Now I've started to like her, and her interest is waning.
Don't get me wrong I view women mainly as sex objects, but I really want to fuck her.
What the fuck do I do?
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>>35752300
How often do you see her? If you see her often, immediately cease all interaction with her. If she wants you, she'll let you know.
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>>35752349
this, stop giving a fuck about her and eventually her small female brain will get curious as to why you suddenly dropped her. I'm about to do this myself, co-worker finally admitted she liked me but want's me to do all the fucking leg work to merely even try to get to know her even though she has more free time due to a fixed schedule. Fuck all that, I have no time for your shit if you dont wanna pull your weight.
Good special Dave did though.
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>>35752349
>>35752436
I hardly see her. Though we chat often. We went to watch a movie together. and like a beta cuck I fucked up. I didn't make out at the end. Looking back I should've fucking gone for it. I just gave her a kiss on the cheek.
But yeah I'm going to cut connection, but what if she doesn't respond then? What should be the next step?
See this is the worst part. I really don't give a fuck about girls. And in the start I didn't give two shits about this one either, but now I'm fucking infatuated. It's making me act like a bitch.
And yeah, the Texas one was pretty chilled.
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They're in a better place, free of our destructive society.
Suicide is liberation.
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Fuck wads got their blood on the library books.
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This world destroyed him. Rest in peace, little guy.
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>>35752266
>Implying Adam lanza even killed anyone
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comfy thread time
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I can dig it, OP.
I need this
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Origgeridooo
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>>35752195
requesting someone add gondola over the person in this pic
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>starting to fall for the trap meme
can someone convince me that being a male is better?
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Unless you're small it's pointless,if you're small then pls die because I'm too jealous of small fags.
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>>35752173
Being a male isn't better. If you can pass go for it.
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>>35752173
Being a female is objectively better than being a male. Enjoy the perks and get off the ride.
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Just two more months until St. Elliot's Day!
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>>35752167
Indeed. May the Saint Supreme be generous with His gifts to us.
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>>35752167
I'm so excited. I have built a shrine that I pray to every year during this great occasion.
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>>35752549
Do you have any image of that? Just curious.