>23 years old
>virgin
>never had girlfriend
>$12 in bank account
>~$30,000 in student loan debt (I know, could be worse)
>only got 75% towards a Literature BA
>work part-time as a cashier three days a week
>too lazy/depressed/perpetually tired to get another job
>serious long-term drinking problem that I've only pretended to get treated and resolved
>dependent on a few other drugs
>5'5" manlet
>predominantly female name
Can anyone beat me in terms of being a pitiful sack of hot fucking garbage?
>>35752339
Is your name ash?
>>35752353
God I wish
oregano
I guess I win then
>36 year old virgin
>i am on 4chan
>22(nearly 23)
>khv
>NEET
>no college(but also no debt, so not entirely a negative)
>essentially zero work experience
>no friends
>live with my mother
>body covered in scars from cutting/burning myself
>fairly certain my family is ashamed of me
I wonder if I'll kill myself in ten years or so.
>>35752339
Just save up and find somewhere to teach English
>+23yo
>+college degree
>+good federal government job with great career career prospects
>$50,000 in savings
>-mild diagnosed autism
>-KHV
>-said diagnosis severely limiting said career prospects
I'd be a normie it wasnt for the tism