i am
ask anything
Faces are way too important to me. The face portrays the general cuteness and personality that I like about a girl.
my girls got bad acne
she'd probably be alright though if it cleared up
what's wrong with your gf op? weird features?
>>35762984
I've got a crush on one.
How did you pick up yours?
UPDATE!
So I decided to let my dog lick my cock a few times this week instead of my loli sister. Woke up today with these painful sores. I don't have insurance or a ride to the er.
Look like blisters. Seek help if you're self-harming.
>>35762889
Your day is just getting worse and worse friend.
What in the actual fuck anon... Also traps are gay
I just wasn't made for the modern world. I will never be able to function in this society.
I have no place here. I don't fit in.
i love this picture orgno
>>35762862
its not like you would fair any better in the third world
>English doesn't feel like my first language despite the fact that it's all I know
Anyone else know this feel? Am I just autistic?
It's because your mom took a lot of black dick, clicks and pops aren't that hard to learn.
>>35762836
No, just immature
>English feels like my first language despite the fact that it isn't
Anyone else know this feel?
Tired of being a NEET. If you had a lot of money but no skills or talents, what sort of business would you start?
let me give away my money making business idea that would be smart
>>35762804
A clothing store called Urban Ass Shitters where all the workers have diarrhea and shit all over while following you around the store and going "hello sit can I help you?"
>>35762804
A cleaning & de-cluttering service called 1-800-GOTCUM. We move out and clean your cum.
Dispute me on this.
Protip: you literally can't
>>35762769
common knowledge my friend
>>35762769
the only god tier humor is possessing the capacity for every style of humor listed there
>>35762841
See postscript
i hate everything and everyone. what about you?
>>35762735
I hate myself, but love almost everything else. I think people sense that about me and find it very off putting.
>>35762783
nobody likes a person who doesn't like themselves. hating yourself makes people see you as a mentally handicapped who's not able to achieve anything great
>>35762876
Most people can't and won't achieve anything great.
How ya holding up guys?
>>35762725
I'm just fantasizing about ponies. How are you OP?
>>35762725
It's my birthday today, got a card from my dad and sisters which was nice, mom phoned from work to say hello. Other than that just playing crusader kings 2, might treat myself to a Chinese takeaway. Fairly usual birthday affair.
>>35762725
>never have tfw no gf harder than now
besides my crushing loneliness and lack of girlfriend, I'd say pretty good
any robots wanna be my fishing buddy?
I really want to start, could you teach me?
>>35762631
Only if you bait the lines for me
Bait is fucking gross
Fishing for sports only, not for meat, fish meat is practically a vegetable.
Part of me wants a little daughter. But I also know I would be a lousy parent. I cannot even take care of myself. And life is suffering, especially with someone as me. And I love my daughter too much to bring her in to suffering. Still, I wish I could have a daughter.
I know that feel OP.
If I had a daughter I'm afraid I'd not be able to control my urges.
I want to create a daughter to mold her into the perfect woman for myself. I mean she'd have characteristics that I have since she's mine. I don't know why more people haven't tried this beyond legal reasons having sex with a minor.
Cultivate her into the perfect modest woman
Why not a son?
Don't even answer that you pervert.
Let's have some fun, make some friends, share some interests, rate some anons, post some Gondola
>What are your top 3 albums?
>What's your favourite book, and why is it so special to you?
>What's your favourite hobby? What project / event have you been working on recently?
>How would you spend a gloriously sunny Sunday?
>What sort of threads do you love spending time in on 4chan?
Let's keep it short for now - feel free to bump the thread with any comfy Gondola, too
>>35762544
I only have sad gondola's ;_;
mm ok, My favorite albums are Kanye wests good summer, Taylor Swifts best shit and eminems best shit. Favorite book is probably Bjorns c++, Favorite hobby is construction, engineering. fuck so much shit I could call my fav hobby. Shooting, sports, cars, videogames, animals.
Id spend a sunny sunday chilling, smoking a doobie and doing aomething interesting yet calming.
I like threads that reveal human basic instincts and nature. Everything original really
>>35762544
>>What are your top 3 albums?
The Earth Is Not A Cold Dead Place - Explosions In The Sky
We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank - Modest Mouse
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea - Neutral Milk Hotel
>>What's your favourite book, and why is it so special to you?
The Thing On The Doorstep by H.P Lovecraft. The first book to ever make me feel uneasy.
>>What's your favourite hobby? What project / event have you been working on recently?
I have none. Watching Tv series and playing games.
>>How would you spend a gloriously sunny Sunday?
I guess i wake up and take a jogg.
>>What sort of threads do you love spending time in on 4chan?
escapism threads
>How many tattoos do you have and what do they mean?
> level of pain endured and costs?
>Have you ever been shamed for having them irl?
>post pictures and get rated
>>35762500
>>How many tattoos do you have and what do they mean?
4 at the moment. A slot machine style 7 on my nape in my favorite colors because Im gambler / lucky, hello kitty head in a deadpool mask because Im an idiot when drunk and take stupid bets / a lipstick mark on my neck because I always wanted it and like the aesthetic / half sleeve of a sacred heart with a banner reading Trouble across it and a mohawked skeleton behind a chain steering wheel with a demon lady next to him.
>> level of pain endured and costs?
Nothing hurt too bad until line work on my bicep fucking killed, Ive spent around $800
>>Have you ever been shamed for having them irl?
The lips get the most attention for obvious reasons, no high level of shaming
>>post pictures and get rated
Nty.
>>35762618
Your tattoos sound so fucking retarded
Tattoos are normiecore
Red pill me on this pizzafaced cunt, lads. Some mong on pol keeps posting her all the time, I just want to know what the big deal is.
>>35762479
Somebody post the thingy that one anon made.
>>35762479
you know if people who didn't like elizaposts would stop making elizaposts then it would actually die.
>>35762497
what thingy are you talking about?
>tfw got invited to a wedding
Shit now I either need to get a suit and take a bunch of xanax before I go, or make up a lie to get out of it.
>>35762463
Just try get out of it, weddings are a waste of time desu
>>35762463
>old high school friend is getting married
>have to go see all the people who made better lives for themselves
>>35762463
They'll be divorced within two years anyway. Don't waste the effort and money.
Why are hentai shirts becoming fashionable, /r9k/?
I'd wear that. I love jacking off to cartoons
>>35762516
Same here, bronani
us nerds, amiright