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https://mensa.dk/test-din-ik

take this test post results
I maxed it out and want an ego stroke

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I did it guys I'm no longer a virgin, I fucked her for a good minute and came inside her.

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tfw chocolate allergic, post yours anon.

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Hey /tv/ come join us as we watch comfy horror shows together into the early morning hours.

We're currently watching Are You Afraid of the Dark?
cytu dot be/r/sleepsnug

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>tfw that systemspace shit got taken down and the whole community hates the lunderage ainfag now
holy kek

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College freshman here.
Moved into my dorm, tiny ass room and roommate is almost always there when I am. And all the bathrooms are communal with like 5+ people there at any time.
How do I fap?

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wanna hear a story

>be me, 15
>call of duty xbox addict
>run into OG gamertag in SnD
>freak out with friends add i
>look on its friends list, tons of OG's
>add them, one invites you to a game
>is behind the senes youtubes with 300k subs
>fuck around with him for an hour
>invites next day
>become best friends in this couple big youtuber couple orbitor smallish friend group
>lets call him mark
>years go bye talk almost eveyday all day on skype
>this becomes my life
>actually happy af, but awkward irl
>about me at the time im tall but fat, end up with decent face but not at the time
>they would always try to get me to turn on cam, i was scared, they were good looking and skinny
>do a range of things from editing to gamebattles and csgo skin gambling
>example they helped me make over 8k usd from cleverly scamming csgo skin gambling sites
>they are very good at making money on the internet through various ways
>they make a top ten channel which i help edit for
>has 4 plus million subs rn
>a couple vids ive edited have 15 plus million views
>so, graduation is coming up for me
>only really had one friend in school, small school didnt really like anyone.
>we only really hung out at school cus we needed friends.
>editing a top ten video on hs graduation night
>mark takes it and doesnt pay me in the morning
>idk hes mad at me for some reason, they were always sorta mean to me randomly but i still orbit hard cus i p much love them
>doesnt msg me for like a week
>friend from hs doesnt talk to me either
>alone for the first time ever,
>few months go by, mark is ignoring me
>whydonttheylikemeanymore.jpeg
>depression starts to sink in, social isolation
>go to community college but dont really try or like it or make any friends
>get into drugs
>become anorexic and get into fashion
>eat 600 cals a day run miles
>start having reoccurring dreams about my old friends
part 1

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Why do women only use a lack of sexual partners as an insult?

You never see men calling women virgins as an insult, or mocking them for not having bfs.

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>"wow your voice is really soothing anon"
>I sound like an obese 40 year old man

what do you say to people who are delusional?

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Anybody here try salvia before?

What's it like?

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What color do you like your women the most, /r9k/?

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is it gay to have a big muslcar hairy man toss you around on a bed and treat you like his little girl and puts his penis in your butthole and make you succ on his peepee and you swallow salty goo that comes out n you like it and you kiss him on thelips

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Started cutting yesterday, feels alright. Just wondering, how do I do it in a way that doesn't make me seem like an attention whore should I get caught. Is trying to keep it a secret and cutting thighs a good enough measure? Any other anons self harm?

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>be me
>everytime change opinion/mood depending on the hours/day.
>don't get along with people irl or ivl, always want to break the 'bonds' that you create with people quickly before they do it first .
>leave them around thousand of messages while they are away
>attaching to them to quickly and trusting them too much even thought you aren't 'naive' and is someone with a pessimistic point of view.
>almost fall in love with them
>block/ignore them , then try to contact them again
>block/ignore them AGAIN then feels bad
>pretends its trolling to yourself.
>regret .
>stalking your 'friends' all the time because you are curious, you want to know who are 'they' and what they think of 'you' .
>struggle to stop hourly stalking
>paranoid af about 'someone' find out about 'something', about your life, your hobbies and everything. You don't want anyone to know these
>suicide thoughts and threats
>your dream is to stop talking with people and continue talking with yourself because you are a coward.
>want to remove your empathy this way you won't feel the need of being with someone else .
>people already told me that i was 'very weird' and now someone told me here that i might have 'BPD' from reading my message which i don't think is true,think of it as barnum effect and i'm a male so there is less chance i might have it

being this retarded and toxic is painfull.
life is shit.

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>go few days without fapping, with the idea I'm saving it for a woman
>cave in no time because I realize I'm never getting laid anyway