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>April 17th, 2017

How are you guys

Anything changed?
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>>36340085
I turned 20 three days ago. feels bad, feels old

Feels like I really wasted my childhood
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>just accepted a new job, start in a week
>job is next door to my house, pay is great

>ldr gf is moving to my state this upcoming weekend
>she also has a new job

Things get better, robots
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>journaling and praying every night
>actually keeping a schedule with goals I set for myself every day
>no 4chan/FB at work
>stopped going to /pol/ completely and started going to /v/ and /vg/ again
>no porn
>only fapping about once a week
>getting into /lit/ and listening to Audiobooks everyday
>got a date with a qt Jap girl on Saturday
Still a bit rough sometimes but I'm much better than before. You guys would be amazed how much simply writing down your thoughts and setting goals will help you

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>tfw someone simply responds to your post with "kys"
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>>36340084
Why would they say that?
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>>36340084
Ky5
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>>36340084
>>36340099
Kys
1234

Can we get /r9k/ as a blue board it will improve the quality slightly because all the fags posting porn and traps would have to go to trash or lgbt and will leave more room for memes and sad feels honestly its best to do this for this board to get better
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We also need flags
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How do we get this idea to hiroshimoot and others to vote for it???
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>>36340074
I support this.
>>36340094
No we don't. Jokes about countries should stay with /int/ and /pol/.

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>go to party
>meet qt
>remember talking with her
>get really drunk
>wake up day after
>talk to "friends"
>they tell me I talked with her for hours and made out with her
>too drunk to remember
>out off all the things I did that night that's the part I don't remember

no idea how I managed to pull that off considering I'm a sperg beta virgin
Is alcohol the key?
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Alcohol destroys neurons Anon.. ugh
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>>36340064
Yes. It silences the fear in your head that would normally stop you from talking to qt's and enjoying yourself. It's the way forward.
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>>36340087
>ughh

what the fuck

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This goes back 7 years, I guess...
>be me 17yrs old, leaving my parents house to the uni
>6 months later parents split up

>be me 19yrs old, I was already independent and living with my gf at the time
>my father was unemployed and had nowhere to live
>took him in our living room for 6 months
>my relationship deteriorated partly because of this
>split up with my gf
>my dad was employed by then and could keep on his own
>I move in with a random guy

>be me 21yrs old, with a different gf, now.
>move out that apartment and rented a place for myself
>6 months in I can't bear the loneliness
>talk to my father asking if I can move in with him because I need someone to talk to
>he's living with a woman now, but he accepts... so does she.
>I move in and split all the expenses (and I mean ALL the expenses, only my father and I were working)

>be me 23yrs old, this year.
>My gf of 3 years broke up with me. (Not even mad about this)
>Well, now I'm single...
>Started dating random girls and bringing them home, to MY home.
>My dad's current wife tells me she has a new rule for the house: "No casual sex"
>I don't agree because I see no meaning in it
>she never tried to make me understand why she wants this, she's just trying to force this
>I don't agree and keep up my stuff
>she stops talking to me
>1 month in, my dad stopped talking to me
>2 months in, no one in my household even directs ANY words to me
>there's 5 people living here already: My dad, His wife, His wife's adoptive sister, my sister and me.

Still to this day only me and my father splitting expenses, but I don't care.
She decided that she's the one running the house and calling the shots... Since she didn't work, she kept the house tidy, and did laundry and stuff.
Nowadays my laundry basket is full, my trashcans are full, my stuff is dirty.
She decided I'm not part of her life and is treating me like this.

I expected a childish behaviour from a child, not a fucking 50 year old.
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you can do what you want but dont expect someone to baby you and do your washing and take out your trash you fat lazy fuck, jesus fucking christ could you be any more entitled?
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Stop having casual sex in general, not just at that house
Take your sister and move out, forget the others
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>>36340103
Op never mentioned anything like that you fucking retard

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Who wants that honey? As long as there is some money.
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>>36339923
Peaches look like a twinks ass
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If the bread good; the head good.
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>>36339938
Looks more like a ruptured cyst t b h

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I feel like a lot of you want ww3 to happen, right? My life is kinda in limbo and I'm tired of the daily grind. I hate my job a and people freaking out about college and stuff.

Realistically, what would have to go down in america that really disrupts modern life and how it operates? I kinda have a survivalist fantasy and would love to go on supplies raids with a band of homeslices. I don't want nukes to drop, that's toooooo fucked up, but besides that do we turn this place into the wild west?

And yes I know I would probably die in like 4 seconds you don't have to bring that up.
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>>36339851
I dunno, start fapping in the streets?
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I'd want to grow shit and have enough asshole raiders fall into the traps around my territory to feed to some food pigs/dogs
I'm no scouter, I'd be in hide/trap/cultivate mode until some bastard found and gutted me.
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Well my two cents, as you suggested you DON'T actually want a real deal war, just some adventure.

So go out and do something different, it's not that tough. Challenge yourself.

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is it all gonna work out in the end for her?
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She's moved on, you should as well. Find a hobby to obsess over instead and improve on.
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>>36339747

Looks like a 13 year old boy desu she should gain weight
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>>36339747
no it's not, she has been listening to a druggie pedo in 30s since she was 14. she was never meant to make it

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Do you even know how to kiss?
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>>36339745
Post more of that Kurisu, who is she?
>Do you even know how to kiss?
Yes
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No, I don't.
How are you supposed to do it?
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>>36339745
how would I?

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i am drunk as of now so i will be willing to pay 30 euro for a game. first one gets it
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ding ding what do i win
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>>36339729
>Euro
This is an AMERICAN board, I don't need your filthy socialist handouts
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>>36339748
I'm fro eastern europe so you seem to be outnumbered here faggot

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i would exchange this niggers life for a gf


thats how thirsty i am
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ok dude you need to calm down ok?
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>>36339637
Why are you trying to impersonate me, anon? I mean, I'd never say something like that and I couldn't care less about getting a gf, but it's obvious this is all for me.
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>>36339637
I think there's people on here that would exchange his life for nothing. Hell, some would probably pay to do it.

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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless!

Thread: IV

Cont of >>36287201
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>>36339600
Christians are fucking cucks. Islam is the only true path the Allah.
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>raised catholic
>really want all of the sodomy all of the time

>tfw u can never have a nice catholic husband
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>>36339600
Which denomination should I join for the greatest chance of fighting in the next crusade and wiping muslim filth off the face of the earth?

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Who else here /raised by narcissists/?

>bodybuilder dad
>would have narcissistic rage if you even slightly criticized him
>his word was undeniable law and you had to do as he says no matter what or he'd beat you
>whole family on edge whenever he's home
>beat me when i refused to get circumsized at age 15
>used to intimidate me and insult me for keks
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>beat me when i refused to get circumsized at age 15

Why the fuck did he want you to get circumcised?

Was it a matter of "matching" his own penis, or was he from one of those cultures where it's a "rite of passage"?

Or was it a mix of both?
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>>36339551
Why do people keep breeding with narcs? I understand having fun with them for a while but actually bringing a person into this world with a narc parent?
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No but i was raised by hardcore catholics.
>sex is bad
>pokemon is the devil
>DBZ is the devil
>every thing you like is evil
Realized very early in my childhood everything i liked was bad so i kept looking for all the bad stuff to do and had fun doing bad.

>now a days i sleep with peoples wives while their cuck husbands watch.
>its the only sex life i have
>my view on sex is so warped i dont want a relationship i just wanna keep fucking other peoples wives/girlfriends

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ITT your current favorite porn actress and actor

>Jynx Maze
>Manuel Ferrara
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Harriet Sugarcookie

Yes, yellow fever I know
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Eva Lovia
Rocco Siffredi
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> having a favorite male actor

I literally only jerk off to interracial and even I think that's pretty cucked

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>have an older woman fetish
>realize I'm already too old for cougars

Feels bad
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How old are you anon? You can probably still go for them
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>>36340316
literally 30
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>>36339378
What is the prime age for cougar hunting? Is there some sort of online repository of cougars looking for young Blackbuck fucc n succ that I can sign up for and be queued to mate?

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