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Started Sunday, inevitably going to binge when the weekend comes but a man can dream

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>Start nofap cus no gf, lonely, wierd porn etc.
>End up lasting 30 or so days before relapse
>When relapse, get weird. Like gay and furry shit weird.
>"You're fucking disgusting anon. "
>Repeat
>MFW I've been doing it almost two years and people say it works.

>>36370695
I foresee (you) having a wet dream tonight.

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the hot ones are the biggest bitches in the world.
the geeky/ugly ones are secretly bitches too

skip Latinas. Go for Indian girl if you've got a brown skin fetish

Grew up in Texas. Love em. They've always loved me too. i'm black

>>36370641
I will gladly service their big feminine dicks.

>>36370640
That's a shitty scenario.
Paranoia would hit like a bazooka in my case

>>36370640
>ywn be seduced by a demanding and bossy fembot who secretly just wants to be your mommy and constantly sabotages your attempts to improve yourself so you can rely on her more

>>36370674
Oh man, this!
I have a new fetish. I want to take one of those rare semi-successful robots and make him utterly dependent and feel incompetent to do anything, even grocery shop, without me.

>>36370639
Yes they will notice

>>36370639
I have cut and burn marks from my angsty teenage years still and yeah people will notice and I've been asked about them several times. At least I did the burns in a pattern so it just looks like a bad branding job but yeah, it's awkward sometimes. Especially when they push for details.

Just say you got super drunk and did it or blame on accident if some kind.

>>36370799
But mine aren't so big.

>>36370634
>What do anon?

just piss your pants, who fucking cares

>>36370648
But then I won't be comfy desu

>>36370634
Got a bottle?

>that dislike bar
People are starting to wake up and it feels good

>>36370630
>victim

Orifihgihg

i don't give a fuck lad

Guys, come on.

This is important.

Guys if you don't vote truthfully you'll never get a qt gf so watch out.

Don't make me come over there and slap your butt, /r9k/.

>>36370598

mental illness, and don't dignify them with that transwomen shit, they're pathetic men who dress in women's clothing and pretend to be something they will never be

Because they have a mental illness?
Of course they act weird

>>36370677
I saw in their /pass/ thread or whatever them calling each other ugly and photoshopping each other as shrek

I hope thats a watermelon

What's with all this shitty bait getting posted?

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>>36370508
>not wanting a muscle gf

I bet you're one of those fags who's into older fat women and only wants a replacement mommy.

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>>36370479
I'd do this shit all the time

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Oraganamostno

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>>36370479
This one, right here.
I was the quiet one.

>>36370438
It gets very depressing when all the people who want to be with you are ugly. They only want to be with you, so they can have an excuse not to improvr thenselves. Then they only get fatter and uglier.

>>36370494
>Implying no non-fat guy has ever liked you
You have to be supremely ugly in that case, so if this is true you either don't get out/meet people much or are a fat and ugly cunt yourself

>>36370438
>fembots
>existing
Pick one. I don't care how """sad""" or """""anxious""""" you are.

free palestine

get rocketed you bitch

>>36370430
>but nobody cares about the people in israel

Good.

>>36370430
Israel seems to be taking care of itself.

This black guy had o chance.

>>36370377
Good work, keep your spaghetti in your pockets and maybe sometime soon you'll be one of the people that get REEEEd at

>>36370377
Once you become a normie, don't forget to drop by. There will be REEEEEEEEEEEEEing.

how did you guys meet?

organ

>>36370337
Bait aside porn is actually better for society

>>36370337
shit yeah man let's do like fucking china and india did
they're dismal shitholes where people live in their own waste but okay
wait where the fuck did all these whores and rapists come from after we sexually frustrated a bunch of men and created a market for whores
okay fine let's kill millions of men
well NOW a bunch of weird sex cults have sprung up everywhere and guys are joining them to get their dicks wet
durrrr hurrrrr [steps in a paint can and falls off a bridge]

>>36370337
Porn correlate with reducing number of rapes. So fuck you.

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>>36370290
Absolutely irredeemable, the lot of them.

There are no good people. They're all shit.

niggers are subhuman trash