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Are you implying he looks good? Also this is more what he looked like back then

>>36378452
Really? Danny lost his virginity at 23? Wow. It sure gives me hope.

>>36378518
He's like 6'3. That makes his 5/10 (average) looks, be more like an 8/10.

I can't imagine how this could ever give anybody hope.

also a crazy number of people from yorkshire showed up and organized a meetup? if any of them are on tonight.

figured it out, uploading now

A webm fucking degenerate

>>36378210
>what the fuck are they putting in the water?
xenoestrogens

>>36378210
So cute I wanna suck it`s benis

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>>36378210
For comparison, willy wonka. What the fuck is happening to the gene pool?

>>36378196
Fuck off dude I'm not going to your drugs orgy.

>>36378196
I would have to drive over the ocean...

>>36378196
>Who is willing to drive across the country for a shot at having sex with a hippie chick?
>A week of you life you would otherwise spend playing vidya.
>Come on lads lets give it a go!!!
Only a shot at sex with an STI/D infested bag of meat and bones? Sounds like a waste of money with no garentee.

You trying to make me jealous?

What height are you? How much do you lift?

>>36378185
5'2 and I lift more than any of you pussy virgins!

I am masochist, I love being made to feel humiliated and feel pain. I have no desire to better myself because this would have the opposite effect on me.

>>36378114
Second from the front. I'd give him a proper reacharound and tell him I want to be the only one inside him, and I'll let him inside me if he wants.

>>36378114
second from the front obviously

already getting fucked, you might as well have the guy in the front solely be there for the purpose of your pleasure

>>36378114
AM I GAY I JUST GOT A BONER AFTER SEEING OP'S PIC WTF

>>36378105
creamcheese frosting. so its like creamchese
but sweet


it tastes like a thick white cake. dense. maybe dry sometimes really moist.

the red is just a food dye

>>36378230
red velvet is just chocolate cake btw,

>>36378105
it won't have any strong tangy or citrus or weird flavors. it will taste like any cake ever. food sensitivity autism is a real bitch

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I never knew I wanted that until now

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>>36378089
>I never knew I wanted that until now
this

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>>36378064
>tfw no IDF gf to cuddle with and spoon under a blanket.
>mfw not Jewish so it'll be harder to attain this

>>36377965
Are you a grill? If not, yes that's weird. If yes, get off my board

>>36377979
I'm a guy. I never though anything of it until i saw people talking about it here.

>>36378025
Do you ejaculate each time, or just orgasm.

>>36377944
She's cute, wouldn't mind Chadding her ass.

>>36377944
You better protect the fuck out of her

the girl in your pic looks like shes not fully conscious, i dont know why. every once in a while you'll see people that don't really look that aware of their consciousness.

>>36377910
I went for medical lab technician and only 1 year left with connections due to a prior internship. Yea I think Im gonna make it.

>>36377988

How does one become a lab technician?

>>36378075
Go to a uni that offers that offers the classes. It's usually a program with all the classes you need outlined for you.

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>>36377829
Its like this

Original

>>36377829
fuck off
origioinalion

>How does this shit work

It doesn't, we're all NEETs here.

Same I just did an interview 4 hours ago

I wasnt prepared at all but thats because i didnt know what kind of shit they were going to ask me

pretty good overall, ill be a purveyor, managing shacks in forest and stuff if they take me

>>36377911
What do I need anon ? google isn't giving me answers at all.

>>36378077
it depends whats the job youre applying for ... just think of the questions they might ask you, prepare yourself in that regard. they will ask the most obvious questions that even you think why the fuck is this a question. so be prepared for anything

dress alright, dont wear perfume (or maximum something very inoffensive), handshake must be firm but not crushing (so many people dont know how to give a proper handshake, even the people who interviewed me gave me an extremely sloppy handshake)

also if you have trouble with vocal cords like me (i rarely talk) work them up before the interview, hype yourself up

also you must post your penis in this thread

>>36377798
Yes but my guts are aching with pain every single day so I regret ever consuming it

>>36377798
Sometimes, I like the taste but it messes with my stomach so I prefer herbal teas.

yeah I started when I was 7 because I thought it was cool and now I have a caffeine addiction
reminder that milk and cream is for faggots

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>>36377752
>trying to get more anons addicted to sissy hypno

>>36377752
not really
only if lipstick is invloved so i guess i am only there for the lipstick

>>36377752
I see you shills are still hard at work trying to corrupt innocent robots.