Who is willing to drive across the country for a shot at having

>>36378196
Fuck off dude I'm not going to your drugs orgy.

>>36378196
I would have to drive over the ocean...

>>36378196
>Who is willing to drive across the country for a shot at having sex with a hippie chick?
>A week of you life you would otherwise spend playing vidya.
>Come on lads lets give it a go!!!
Only a shot at sex with an STI/D infested bag of meat and bones? Sounds like a waste of money with no garentee.

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>>36378282
Just grab some condors anon

>>36378412
>Just grab some condors anon
Oh yeah because those stop all disease transfers. You know condoms have an 11% fail rate and do not protect against syphilis, HPV, crabs or herpes. They only need skin contact.

And I'd rather fuck a condor anyways, it won't make my dick itch afterwards and we can share carrion aftwrwards.

Hippie girls are so easy to manipulate if you give off an air of enlightenment. I'm thinking of shaving my head and wearing a robe.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bZGbS6g9Hz8

Video related: this Chinese master masseuse who speaks incomprehensible English gets to grope hippie qts all day for free, simply because they view him as enlightened.

>>36378477
>11% fail rate
citation needed

>>36378651
>>11% fail rate
>citation needed
I just did a quick search engine on condoms. Top one on google.

>>36378651
>>36378741
But the website is menshealth.com

>>36378196
i'm just thinking to post or not a craigslist ad asking for someone to marry me for papers. if this girl is interested, let me know. i would fly thousands of miles to be with her.

>>36378477
Holy shit. The nerd who has only read about sex strikes again

>>36378196
>he still drives a shitmobile

>>36378831
That's the most beta thing possible.

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>>36378831
I think you misunderstand whats on offer here

>>36378196
that's a man, little fagginus man

>>36378874
no other way to go legally. i'm 3rd world scum, and thus, less than garbage.

>>36378946
no. i'm proposing a different deal.

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>>36378953
Have you never met a flat chested hippie chick?
There are LOADS of them

>>36379033
her chest frame is a teenage boy's

>>36379086
Then fuck off, retard. More for us men who can appreciate a true woman's body.

>>36378196
Where? Where do the hippies congregate?

>>36379163
The national Rainbow Gathering this summer

>>36378196
I'm 33 and I can't drive a car.

I hit a 4 way stop sign intersection and I just freeze up.

I get all aspie even dealing with intersections as a pedestrian.

>>36379431
You're a fucking spastic. There is one rule: give way to [direction]. I think what direction it is changes depending on the side of the road you drive on but here it's give way to whoever is to your right.

It's not fucking hard guy

REE STOP ADVERTISING YOUR HIPPIE BS RAINBOW GROUP SHIY, NOBODY BUT SMALL TOWN BAR AND HOSTEL OWNERS LIKE THEM! THEY JUST DIG PITS TO SHIT IN, SMOKE WEED, FUCK, LITTER, AND THE. ACT LIKE IT IS A SPIRITUAL GATHERING AND PISS OFF NATIVE AMERICANS.
Daily reminder that /out/ and /r9k/ hate you and your hippie group, none of you respect the Earth you only act like it

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>>36379431
Its ok anon, maybe you can hitch a ride with another anon from your area
Dont miss this shot at touching a female!

>>36378196
>Who is willing to drive across the country for a shot at having sex with a hippie chick?
I'm driving across the country for the sake of driving across the country my dude. Driving is my passion, my car is my love.

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>>36379559
Can you give 33yo cant driving anon a ride to the party?

>>36378196
I make 20 dollars an hour, so I'd just buy the hippie chick a bus ticket over here.

>>36379819
Hippie girls' vaginas dry up at the mention of money.

Hell no. I'm not even sure if I'd go further than walking distance. There is probably a good reason why they should come to me.

>>36378196
Yeah I would, depending on the chick in question and what my actual chances are

>>36379559
Hell yeah bro let's do the touge after we DP some hippie ass together

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>>36379970
Its the rainbow gathering
Plenty of chicks to go around but you are not likely to be the only guy they mess around with so dont reeeee when that happens, just be cool and find another one.

>>36380005
My GT86 fucking OWNs the touge, you can keep the filthy tree-huggers.

>>36380177
You not worried about stds?

Isn't that in oregon or something? These chicks would have to be super hot to drive all that way, not smelly with armpit hair and shit

>>36378196
>Who is willing to drive
Not me
>Across the country
No
>for a shot
Nope
>at having sex
No
>with hippie chick
Hell no

>>36378595
Holy shit I nutted.

>>36379817
you're an embarrassment to all 33yr olds my man. I'm 33 and have 5 DUI's jesus

>>36380465
Keep the code.

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>>36380465
Yeah, he's an embarrassment for knowing his own limitations and staying off the road to not put his life or other lives in danger. But you're not an embarrassment for being a reckless retard and putting innocent lives in jeopardy 5 separate times.

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>>36380608
Not the same anon but I have to admit, five times is pretty fucking renegade alfa.
Pretty sure he gets lots of poonaroonie

>>36380706
Can confirm the poontang, Also I now just drive on a suspended license.

>>36380183
sorry bro by my s2gay owns the touge so long as I keep hydrated. desu a night racing sounds way better than roastie

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>>36380753
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>>36380957
Damn it feels good to be gangster.

>>36381086
and like a gangster, you belong in prison, drunk hippie trash

>>36381259
die in a fire nigger.

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>>36381259
Hey man this is a hippie thread, no need to call people mean hippie slurs man

>>36381259
That's not how it goes.

>>36381541
Says the guy who endangers people's lives

>>36381654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBphGUNRZx8

>>36379141
Hahaha holy shit that has to be ironic

>>36378477
This anon knows what up.
The rest of you faggots should've at least stayed in school until you passed health class.

>>36378196
dont they have diseases, they fuck a lot of black guys

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>>36382279
They only fuck hippie black guys or oreos.
There will only be like six at the gathering, they are very rare.
But yeah those guys will be slaying it.

>>36382279
doan be raciss

>>36378196
No, I was actually thinking about this today. This really hot girl I had sex with moved across the country and I've been lusting for her. No way would I drive all the way there just for sex though. If I had another reason to be there I would definitely try to hit it again.
She's also a kind of hippie chick too.

>>36378196
Come on man, don't let stupid normie shit appeal to you

>>36379033
It's cause they don't eat meat

>>36382279
what girls would you recommend that are pure then? I know at least girls in the mathematics department are good to go.

>>36383208
>>36383208
There are no rainbow chicks in the math dept anon

>>36378595
Hahaha my nigga Luo Dong was just doing his job >.>.

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As a guy that's fucked a LOCAL hippie chick, because fuck driving across the country for a 1% chance of pussy, it's not really worth it. Also I'm one of those "white-washed" black guys so take it how you will

>>36378196
I knew a guy who was a regular at gatherings like that, from he's said, pussy works there just about same way it works everywhere else, that is to say, chad gets all of it.

>>36384373
This. ALL women want Chad or at least not some passive male. No matter what type of girl they will all go for the Chad. It's in their nature.

>>36383385
That guy does not seem like a real chiropractor.
He does not have any of the gear and he is just rubbing her ass and legs on a bed.
Does he have a license to do that?

>>36384373
Rule #1 of Normie Club

>Chad always wins

>>36384373
not true
hippies are not like that

>>36378196
I am not even at your country. So no.