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>>36478112
Hey man, play it cool alright. Don't get too excited and reply asap. Just say like I am totally up for that, head over to mine now.

>>36478220
I'm only able to communicate using memes.

I REEEE in real life. She thinks it's amusing and copies me now. You can see this in the pic. I need a meme response.

>>36478112
>cutie wants you to take her virginity
>reply with a disgusted smiley face

>>36478022
jokes on you, it's sunday here and im working tonight

Back when I was a wageslave, when the feeling of being a useful member of society who gives back wears off, then life starts feeling like an endless shafting and i slowly transformed into a 24 year old curmudgeon where my only solace was at the bottom of a liquor bottle.
I'm so fucking content being a NEET now. I'm never unhappy, probably because I don't have to deal with shitty managers and the general public. I get to focus on my own interests. Fuck school too, bunch of bullshit. I'm learning way more outside of school being a NEET than I did at school. If there's something I really want to learn, then I'll teach myself. I don't need no teachers or structured learning environments.

>>36478688
that wears off, friend

No it isn't, it's that kid from Stranger Things, you spastic.

>>36478047
I am on episode three its pretty entertaining even if i am not into kids stuff

>>36478089
the second season looks promissing :D

I'm in SoCal....... That's not true, Mexicans here will work for free, which is why no whites or Asians, or even blacks work those jobs

I'm in western Canada. Big difference I guess. But still lots of Mexican landscapers

I'll stick to getting paid $20 to browse 4chan in a dark room until im called out to deal with one of the office drones accidentally infecting their computer with a virus or the printer running out of ink thank you

that is a man face if i've ever seen one

arya really let herself go

>>36477948
>>36477961
Hey now. I used to have a serious crush on this girl. She wasn't THAT bad.

I wold love to act this fantasy out with a milf escort with big tits but I think it would even be too weird for her

sad !

Gonna need a source on this pic

>>36477887
I could never do this. Due to my own personal issues, I have a hard time seeing a female being nuturing/loving. I still imagine it from time to time. If this is what you're moving toward, OP, then I hope you get your wish.

M-maybe they were just siblings, right?

she was his tard wrangler, right?

I'm only sexually attracted to women who would never be with me.

>>36477871
I masturbate then take a long nap.

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>>36477900
Exactly this. Fixes everything.

talk to my gf

just feed the pain and anger into the darkest parts of your soul until one day you finally snap like we all do.

>>36477850

Easy solution. Kill the boyfriend instead of yourself.

>>36477952
>killing the boyfriend

that's just a half-measure. The proper way to resolve this kind of problem has always been mass murder.

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maybe you're not actually 7/10

at least not in the eyes of women

fuck, why do i have to be the one to tell you...
you arent actually attractive

Make a thread on /soc/ and link it here so we can see your face and body.

i saw your post but it means nothing to me and i will forget all of this very quickly

>>36477754
You've had my attention, anon. Never forget this.

>>36477754
No. I'm even going to sage this post.

>>36477733
what subhuman country do you live in if 5'9" is the cutoff for manlet status

when women think about their ideal man they think of a man with dark hair

why don't you check your dark hair privilege since you could have been born blonde or ginger

>>36477733
My height doesn't keep me warm at night, you fucking asshat. Nice dubs, though.

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>and alpha male
>and
Fuck off pal

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Nice. Please post more. I can't wait to read what happens next...

>>36477764
And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from Sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.

Attempt Suicide, then they'll be too scared to let you live on your own.

>>36477726
I wish I could live on my own though. I'm also a terrible liar let alone actor able to pretend like I've tried to kill myself.

make them help you look for places, roommates and/or more lucrative work
it's harder all the time to afford striking out on the own; assistance should now be an expectation

Lol they might have to develop an actual personality then, instead of just being a series of holes.

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this is the pic from /pol/
they had their thoughts about her relationship choice

Lmao, she looks like a walking meme. A meme that is about to bloom.