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Were you the "creeper" in school?
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>>37131972
is that gunshow? i love that shit
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no. i was the school shooter.
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>>37131972
>creeper
if by "creep" you mean "unattractive" then yes

i was

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Supposedly I'm a double failure for having money while still browsing /r9k/. Why do you think money will solve all your problems? I'm just as lonely and a shut-in as I was with $700 in my account vs $100,000
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because you're a stupid normie
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No, you're only a half-failure. At least you have money to buy all the NEETshit you want.
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100g? Go spend like $200 on an escort.

And $200 on weed.

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Anyone else love desi girls? There's something specific to them that looks really cute.
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Some how they can look adorable and innocent yet sexual at the same time
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A lot of them are cute. I used to text one all the time and she always alluded to going out but when I asked her to lunch with me she said no lol, started avoiding me too.
2 years later I don't talk to her but we're on good terms.
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>>37131919
i want to impregnate one

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You can't honestly expect me to believe there are people on this website who jack off to feet.

Jacking off to Feet sounds like some niche weird pre-internet thing that happened when there wasn't easy access to porn and the only thing you had to jack off to was a catalog filled with womens sandals or something.

But you're telling me, in the modern age people still do that kind of crap. And these sorts of people, legitimately browse this website?

Why? Why feet specifically? You can look up porn for free that has a woman with a dozen cucumbers shoved up her ass, and you're still going to jack off to something as common as feet?
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Armpits are better.
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For me, the appeal is similar to the desire to eat ass or pussy. The idea that a woman is so desirable that you want to taste an otherwise gross, dirty part of her body is kind of hot to me.

I guess they can also be kind of cute. A girl's feet are much smaller and much softer looking than a male's, and I just feel attracted to anything to extenuates a girl's femininity.

That's just me, though. A lot of guy's probably approach it from different angles.
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>>37131798
>You can look up porn for free that has a woman with a dozen cucumbers shoved up her ass
Why don't YOU start by explaining why this is hot?

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Are you fat? Why are you fat?
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>>37131332

Because I'm lazy, have a shit diet, and can't motivate myself into new awkward social situations. This is made all the worst by my wife who is overweight being too self conscious to go to the gym and I feel like she would be insulted if I went without her.
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>>37131332
Antipsychotics made me gain weight
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>Are you fat?
Not as fat as the guy in your pic, but yes (180cm/95kg)
>Why are you fat?
I'm a lazy bastard. I know enough about nutrition to keep my bowels in working order etc., but my calorie intake is too high

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ITT: shit normies say that makes you LIVID

>No.... Just no
>triggered
>You mad bro?
>lmao
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>originally jus bee urself
>"just be confident"

Looks = confidence
Confidence = being yourself
Being yourself = being attractive by societal standards

Im not going to take advice from a chad whos never been told no or had to work for a relationship
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niggerisms when used by a white person
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>>37131239
>it's just a prank bro
Mate I'll fucking skin you alive and call it prank.

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>went to chipolte for lunch
>local high school must have just gotten out
>line is filled with top tier high shool qts in skimpy summer clothes
>the 2 leaders of this group are giant high school football player looking chads that at 17 are more masculine than me a 26 year old
>realize I will never get that in this life time
>realize I am 26 year old virgin failure in every aspect of my life
>realize the best day of my life will never be as good as an average day for these type guys
>their success will carry them into college, their social skills will get them connections I never got
>realize my fate was decided the day I was born

Why not just end it?
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Did you have shit genes or where you poor? Or both?
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>>37131188
>chipolte
I fucking hate people who pronounce it this way
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>>37131293

average genes, upper middle class family

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I moved to UK few months ago and I met this 30y old Polish girl. I'm still in my 20's but the age difference doesn't bother me at all. If anything her being a christmas cake is a huge plus for me.
The thing is she is very religious, VERY religious. Her attitude towards anything from work to spare time is very serious. By that I mean she doesn't swear or joke around a lot. She has this bureaucrats aura around her. Although she does like to smile.

She seems to have a plan for herself and her life. I can't believe I'm typing this but most likely she is a virgin. When I tried to ask her about her life experiences she implied she had a rough life so I'm not that sure about it.

What are your thoughts on religious girls like this? What about girls older than you?
pic related for me its a solid 8 if she would hit the gym for dem gluts
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>>37131079
Hello, OP, a Polish guy living in the UK here.

If You want to be with her, I won't surprise You saying that You better be religious as well. You don't have to be roman catholic, being a english church catholic (or whatever You call yourselves) is also good.

Don't be an edgy atheist, she won't like that (duuh). Also, yes, she probably is a virgin. Be ready for some celibacy cause she won't have sex with You until marriage or at least until she is convinced that You are serious about Your relationship.

Don't talk shit about any member of her family.
Don't say any edgy shit about babies, abortion etc. Also, You have to like and want babies, babies and fetuses are sacred, remember that.
Don't say anything bad about our traditions.
Don't try to be funny and say polish swear words around her (avoid COORVAH at all cost).
If You're looking to get Your dick wet, go somewhere else. If You want a woman for life, go for it.
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>>37131079
Also, where in the Uk do You live?
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>>37131079

She's a 6 by polish standards pal.

modern horoscope or real science?
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First for ISFJ
Is being stuck between feeling suicidal and feeling like I want to improve what a Si-Ti loop actually is? If not please explain, even reading about it didn't give me a clear idea of what a Si-Ti loop truly is
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>>37130956
MBTI is a glorified Buzzfeed quiz, I automatically respect someone less if I find out they take their result seriously.
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>tfw INTP but can't do INTP jobs because dumb
>>37132312
*tips fedora*

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LXVI

Free edition, again. Share your problems, ask questions, get other people's perspective on your own story or anecdotes. Anything goes. Feel free to make up your own objectives. Regulars abound and new people are always welcome.

I will be busy again and may not be too active.
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Hey Nick, how have you been since the last thread?
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>>37130887

Much calmer.
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>>37130946
That's good. You were really aggressive last thread.

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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW

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Cont of: >>37086468
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sage xtian thread
don't reply to xtian posters
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>>37130904
Sorry if you feel that way. Also, if there are any questions you would like for me to answer then I will to the best of my abilities.
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>>37130931
>questions
Nope. Do you have any questions about Scientology?

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>am femboy
>tfw I just want a monogamous relationship with a loving, caring, STD-free femboy in Sweden

Too bad 99% of gay men are degenerate scum who'll sleep with anyone and everyone.
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>>37130478
So what is exactly a femboy? I'm bicurious but am confused as to what this term means? Does it basically mean you're a trap or are you just a sub bottom?
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>>37130549
I just look like a fucking 14 year old, that's it.
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>>37130585
Ahhh well I guess I'm technically one too! I have a girlish body and girls always say they're jealous of it! Too bad I'm not in Sweden, I bet you're cute!

What would you do if you had a daughter robots? How would you raise her to make sure she doesn't grow up to be a basic bitch roastie?
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>>37130230
>How would you raise her to make sure she doesn't grow up to be a basic bitch roastie?

That's virtually impossible. The only way you could do it is if you raised her in the boonies, strictly controlled who she saw, home schooled her, didn't have a mother to worry about, and screened all media she would consume to ensure there were no bad examples.

But all it takes is ONE roastie friend and she is lost to you. Women have no resistance to peer pressure and are stupid children who act based off of emotions, so you're probably doomed to failure anyways. Society is lost.
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>>37130230
I'd probably consider adopting if i ever wanted a child. Not a nigress though.
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I wouldn't care if she grew up to be a basic bitch roastie. As long as she was happy and a kind, just, compassionate person, I'd think I succeeded.

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>go to reddit
>if you voice an opinion thats different from the masses you get permabanned and downboated(XD) to hell
why do people like this shit site
oh and that was on a small sub reddit too (dont worry i never ever have frequently browsed that shit site. i didnt come to 4chan from it)
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>>37130128
Don't be a retard.

There's a gillion different subreddits.

Let's say you hate women. women roasties ree reee reee.

You got post that shit in r/MGTOW or r/TheRedPill where you'll reach the top of the front page and get gifted reddit gold for your insightful comment.

You don't go post it in a feminist or liberal subreddit. a vice versa, if you're a feminist then don't go around posting your feminism in the women-ate subreddits.

You have to preach to the choir. Play the echo chamber. Join in on the circle jerk. You go to reddit to tell yourself that you're right and surround yourself with people who agree with you. Not to have a discussion.

permabans are extremely rare too you had to really intentionally try to and push people's buttons or post an extremely off-topic thread to get permabanned,
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>>37130246
lol wow the lies.

you do not get gifted gold and get top comment for posting female hate threads you propaganda faggot.

Most of the time you get a few still raging over the truth about females but most are just posting more than girls are dumb. Typical ignorant peasent trying to trash something they know nothing about.
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>>37130328
>you do not get gifted gold and get top comment for posting female hate threads

Yes you do - if you post them in women hate subreddits.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/gilded/

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/gilded/

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Fembots. Why haven't you married a black man yet like you're supposed to? Don't you know mixed race children are superior to non-mixed in every single way?
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>want to marry a cute awkward white robot
>also want cute mixed-race babies

JUST

I'm probably going to just wind up adopting
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>>37130009

He's the North Korean's best kept secret. A man so adept at being ignored he makes the perfect clandestine spy. Hiding in plain sight. He shit posts everywhere and nobody cares. This fall come see

0009

Staring that Faggot OP
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>>37130030
You can have both, you know.

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