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Hair color.
I fucking hate being Ginger.
It's a shitty recessive gene that nobody should have to suffer with.
It doesn't attract fuck all.

>>37161514

Hmm. I would say that's one of the rare things you can easily change--but guys aren't allowed to change our appearance like that are we? Unless we're faggots of course.

>>37161743
'muh hair dye'
Because I want to be a fucking tumblrina and wear flowercrowns while sipping on tiny cups of tea and discussing the retarded liberal agenda.

Wait, it actually exists? Thought it was just a meme to get our hopes up

>>37161420
Not from a girl like that, I'd guess

I could die happy between those jugs

I've gotten pity sex because the girls felt sorry for me since I'm ugly and weird looking.

Height isn't everything.

Original

>>37161492
but for a man, it matters quite much

>>37161492
> Height isn't everything.

Later that night, in the throes of depression:
> Fuck my manlet height! I never even had a chance. I'm going to be a virgin for life because I'm a disgusting short person who shouldn't be allowed to breeed!

>the brothers
Mind just giving us a quick rundown on that?

OP are you talking about black people

>>37161373
They want to mate with you

>>37161337
I would smoke cigs all the time if they weren't so bad for you. Good cigs like Dunhills or B&H's are *nice.*

But, they do seem to fuck with your lung capacity and things a lot more than other stuff you can smoke.

Give it 5 - 10 years and you'll be quietly trying to quit like everyone else.

It smells. It's expensive. It burns your stuff. It turns your skin yellow. It pulls you away from important things. It makes you look trashy. It's really fucking bad for you. Whatever it's not like you care anyway

>>37161402
would smoking five a day give you copd or cancer

those do sound like theyd suck but people saying it will give a heart attack that would probably be an instant death

>>37161079
Easy. Buckshot to the brain. Problem solved.

>>37161130
>Easy. Buckshot to the brain. Problem solved.
What's a buckshot

>>37161184
It's what a shotgun fires, he's telling you to Cobain yourself

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>>37161048
>>37161122
bump

oreo

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>>37161048

I'm autistically into classical Rome/Greece and late Middle Ages/Renaissance to around the Napoleonic Wars.

Idk. Just a combo of culture, war, and politics clashing that we don't have today, what with faceless armies of millions and wars fought via thousands of miles by computer systems. Kinda dull. Back then all the intrigue had faces and names.

>>37160790
There is no last time because I have never bothered once.

>>37160790
I was 14 or something and I'm 26 now.

>>37160902

Why did you stop? Was the rejection that bad?

>>37160760
Check emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' babby.

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Let me show you how it's done Halberstram.

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>>37160804
>>37160845
Good effort, but watch this.

>>37160732
I don't think anyone cares.

>>37160745
fuck off, I care

The feeling never disappears completely. Blocking things out isn't healthy, and a rather immature way of looking at it. It's better to accept that you'll be alone forever.

>>37160677
Look, and then walk away.

>>37160677
>Lose about 20 lbs and you'll be gold, in the mean time do you have a hotter sister I can bang?

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>Well... are you gonna buy me a new wig or not anon

WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT

originally

>tfw bought a Bam t shirt in middle school because I thought I'd look cool

Bam was the faggiest jackass on Jackass, which is quite an achievement. Give me a few seasons of that idiot locked in a room Saw-style with various snakes and traps that maim him to allow him to escape to the next room and trap and I might watch it.

I'd stick my dick inside a vagina just to see how it feels.
Also I don't play WoW

>>37160463
theoretically i could just stick my dick for like one hour?if so yes i would prefer that.

>>37160507
you wont really feel anything if you just lay there. i mean i guess you could ask the girl to tense up her muscles and milk you to orgasm.

>implying men ever needed just money to become marriage material

Chads always win, rich or poor. The only women you can get with money are whores.

>>37160272
tfw full NEET while gf has a decently paid job

feels ok

Why do they have to make relationships seem like such shit? I would like to try this out maybe once, but when they demand so much it makes the whole thing unappealing.

>>37160266
ghetto

fuck off and die you loner piece of trash

>>37160315

wow, really rude!

>>37160266
Nothing, but I'm right there anyway near that 10 freeway symbol on the map