Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, fuck on me
Look at me, YAH!
>>37609556
Oh my gosh, I can't get over it. He's too handsome. Like seriously? Heh.
calomny, this is all lies.
calomny, this is all lies.
calomny, this is all lies.
PERCOCET
MOLLY PERCOCET
REP THE SET
GOTTA REP THE SET
CHASE A CHECK
NEVER CHASE A BITCH
MASK OFF FUCK IT MASK OFF
comfy music thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-oSDgRUD4
Robot test? Robot test.
Take the test honestly and tell me what you get.
>41(me)
In preparation.
NORMIES GET OFF MY FUCKING BORED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be autistic with marfan syndrome and speech impediment, physically interacting as little as possible and instead typing to friends for hours a day
>normalfag
I JUST WANT TO MAKE THREADS WITHOUT USING MY PHONE
WHY WON'T IT WORK
WHY DOES IT JUST SAY SECURE CONNECTION FAILED
>>37609399
Oh it worked here just now.
Huh
WELL THEN WHY WON'T IT WORK WITH OTHER BOARDS
>sitting in train station in central London
>unsure whether I should walk outside and observe the Chad and Stacey hedonistic paradise I'll never experience due to my ugliness and shit social skills head on in order to have some sort of catharsis or just go home and sleep
>know that I'll wake up to a sunny morning where people act nice and the girls look more innocent and once again I get deluded in to thinking I can ever have social success
At night women wear much less, the men are much louder and boorish. Why do non Chads or Staceys act as if they have a hope in hell of succeeding in this environment?
I'm viewing people living the good life as I rot in my ugliness. Lifting weights did nothing for my ugly face.
>>37609397
>I'm viewing people living the good life as I rot in my ugliness.
I just want you to know you're not alone.
Maybe one day our situation will change, no one deserves to live this way
What the fuck is wrong with /pol/? They keep coming to /r/politics to troll people into saying mean things about them, and then the mods ban you when you call them stupid. Who does that?
Roastie free, chill nice server.
>no roasties
>no orbiters
>no meanies
>roastie blacklist
jbA3kM4
discordapp.com/invite/gqQ6fH6
safe space for robots, fun allowed but no meany bully
>>37609284
>>37609455
why not make an IRC channel? Discord is extremely annoying to use.
>>37609471
well maybe we could i don't know, can a total noob make an irc channel?
RIP DAVlD HIGGS
>>37609256
I like the song
>>37609256
Did anyone find out if he actually did it?
Guys do you like my frog? how should i call her?
looks like a scarab beetle
call it porpo
>>37609333
trips winrar
>tfw been feeling horrible the last couple of weeks and also bored shitless
>every second of sobriety is unbearable
>booze now bores me and doesn't even make me happy anymore, just tired
>hate weed, I don't like mushrooms cause I don't like laughing like an idiot
>life has become totaly meaningless
>desperately want to try "real" drugs now(heroin is on top of the wish list)
>know that I'll feel lame and shitty untill I try it
why are you trying to make me a junkie, God?
far stretch but try mdma before you do something stupid and life ruining like heroin.. might help you find what you are looking for
+1 for Molly, even lsd. Horse will end you senpai.
This disgusting looking fuck is a ESPN personality. You literally don't have any EXCUSES
>>37609196
He's got good genes, doesn't take care of himself, hence why he's fat. This image only proves that success is based on luck.
being an attractive beta orbiter is fun
>she thinks your harmless so she hangs out with you at her place
>at first she comes wearing no make up
>subtley disqualify her, hack tinder to make the "match" sound go off multiple times to make me seem desired, allude towards sexual escapades, act like Idgaf about her
>she comes wearing makeup next time
>put arm around her, kind of tease her, and get kind of physical. shake her hand when sh'es about to leave so she feels like she's the one being friendzoned
>next time she comes wearing makeup and a sexy dress and gaudy earrings
>watch a movie with her
>fuck her
>she leaves in the morning
>blocks me on fb
>blocks my number
>her best friend tells me never to talk to her again
>her orbiters from her church club or whatever come give me a tlking to
>she is going to try to sure me for harrassment
>my uncle is a fantastic lawyer
i am neolucifer the tempter, bespoiler of chicks who don't really dig me
you let it go to far.
I just ignore women entirely and that shows them
>>37609201
thats not fun
>>37609154
You're not a beta orbiter
Who has useless parents here?
>>37609147
>have useless parents
>told them they're useless
>they're useful because I live with them and can't do nothing without them
>I'm useless
>they don't deserve a son like me
>>37609147
Not exactly useless, but massively disfunctional.
Esp. my mother has pretty much ruined my life.
My mom had daddy issues far into her 40s, and kept moving around the country because she couldn't decide what sort of house she wanted to live in.
She's settled down now, but i can still barely even stand her presence, or her voice
>spend ages typing out a greentext asking for advice on a situation I'm in
>dies with 0 replies
fuck you guys you'd rather reply to bait threads and trap threads than help your bros out
>>37609135
>>>/adv/
argo o nan jos jan ori nal
Post it again anon I'll read and give you advice
at least you have better taste in school shooters than most of neo-/r9k/, OP
>tfw catfishing qts using heavy shopped pics
create fake personality that suits their expectations
manipulate the conversations so that she is the one saying "no way! me too"
lead them on until they want to meet up
pretend to be busy and start ignoring them
rinse and repeat
it does get boring after a while
but i always find myself getting back to it eventually