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My grandma just died. She was a better mom to me than my own mom ever was. When I was little my only reason to keep on living was my mom and my grandma, both of which I knew were in very bad shape and would not last long.
Why do I feel nothing?
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It'll hit you in a few days or hours.
Take it easy. Find some friends.
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>>39456172
Depression and being a robot equals zero feelz
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>>39456172
>why do i feel nothing?
because your dead mee-maws cunt is so loose.
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What do married women do if they don't have a job or kids?
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they go to happy hour and get fucked by Ernesto the ethnically ambiguous chad equivalent while they pay for 15$ tequila shots with their orbiter husband's paycheck.
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Fuck Chads while their husband is at work.
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>>39456042
Cheat on them, isnt that obvious
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I know this seems very unrealistic because I assume none of you wouldn't actually throw a party, so let's say you were dragged to your cousin's party and you see this. What do you do?
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I don't give a shit, not my problem
ignore her
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Honestly I'd lick her butthole, fap, and then help her get home when she wakes up.
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>>39456027
Nothing ??
Taking advantage of women in such circumstances is cowardly and less than beta...if that is what you were implying....jerking off from across the room well that is likely normal....maybe.
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I live in Washington D.C with my dad (who also an IT guy), looking for entry level Help Desk support or Sys-admin/data Center rack/stack jockeying work. I have some experience doing it in the past and I figure this would be a good way to get my foot in the door in IT or development without a college degree while still going to school and working on building my own business on the side.
I can't believe how anyone gets hired and trudges threw this completely broken employment system with online applications that I'm pretty sure are just data mining fronts and clueless recruiters and unobtainable hiring standards. Case in point one idiot asked if I had 5 years of server 2016. You don't even need to be technically in the know to figure out that's impossible unless you have a time machine!
Also to add to this,
The Pajeets recuriters can be annoying and cold calling but at least they have fucking manners and not give you false information, the women on the other hand. These women HR people are absolutely shit at the way they treat people. I was given notice by one of these cunts to come in for an interview on a certain day but the day before I emailed back for confirmation and the exact time and never got anything back. Then she emails me back saying I never contacted her back and bitches at me saying I will be on a "blacklist". I mean wtf is wrong with these whores? If I treated my clients the same way or made them go through the same application bullshit I would be out of business in a week guaranteed.
Who else is dealing with this endless bullshit? Online applications are just such a waste its no wonder the real unemployment rate is not the bullshit 4% but 23%.
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In that area, you'll probably have to get a clearance or something. I see lots of jobs in the NOVA area, and especially Richmond.
Also it might be good to get an A+ cert or something. It looks good on a resume for this type of stuff even if it's not really that useful.
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Also, most recruiters suck. At least in my experience, stay away from Robert Half and Teksystems. If you find a good one, keep in touch with them even after you get a job.
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yeah its next to impossible out there. been unemployed for 4 months now, had one interview. now its all about how many friends you have who can give you a job, any true robot is fucked in that regard. i hope you find something mate, the worlds got enough unemployed suicidal robots in it and i dont want to see you become one son.
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>"Anon let's cuddle on the couch and watch a movie!"
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How the fuck did you get in my home?
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Alright but you're sucking me off again.
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>>39455915
Ok, what about Kimi No Na Wa?
>12 year old anon
>watch Lizzie McGuire every chance
>would lay in bed for hours trying to create the perfect plan to get famous enough to meet her
>buckle down really hard in school
>start jogging everyday
>she was literally perfect
>end up telling a 'friend' at school shit I was doing
>tells girls in every class
>shortly after Lizzie McGuire reruns stopped on Disney channel
>convinced I'm never going to meet her
>never going to hold her hand as she smiles at me with her perfect teeth
>will never have her fall asleep in my arms
>never hear her bubbly giggles
>Maybe suicide is worth it
>set iPod to shuffle before I put gun to head
>WhyNot.mp3
It's just not fucking fair. Someone please free me from this pain.
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Just kys. .. You will be free.
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>>39455887
>be me
>have 122 IQ
>really, it's that high
>don't watch Disney trash
>become successful
It's that easy
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I've got nowhere I belong. I've got nobody to love. This is what nightmares are made of
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If your life was a anime, movie, show or whatever, what would the opening and closing theme song be?
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You already know OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
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OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-PkAQcuZOw
ED: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv_hNkTlN5E
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I don't know, I certainly wouldn't get to choose as I'd be a background character.
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http://nypost.com/2017/08/15/vaginas-absolutely-need-sex-or-theyll-become-medically-depressed/
suck on this /r9k/
>women need to be sexually active or their vagina atrophies
>if women aren't sexually active their tissues are starved of oxygen
>if women aren't sexually active their vagina dries and tears easier meaning worse painful sex for everyone
>if women aren't sexually active their vaginas can't dispose of waste properly and suffer inflammation
face it, women's sexual liberation is good for everyone
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young married women have more sex than sluts, who only fuck a couple nights a week. case closed
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>>39455803
if she waits until she's married her vagina will already be atrophied and make everything worse
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>>39455748
Sauce on gif?
Also
>unironically citing NY Post
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waifu pornstar stories thread
Tell us some cute shit you know about some pornstars. Most of them are turbo-thots but not all of them. I'm sure some of you robots are obsessed with some of these girls and know everything about their life.
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>>39455656
some girl got outed by twitter phone verification
another did her first porno shoot in front of her mom
some miss america contestants got tricked into shooting porn
another joined the marines before doing porn and eventually quit porn to take care of her kid (she said the marines are a joke if you're a girl)
if you need more stories just look here: http://ftvgirls.org/model/
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>>39455727
did her first porno shoot in front of her mom
>more info
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>>39455656
i have been more or less addicted to porn for about 15 years, i know more pornstars than i do actors/directors/athletes/politicians/authors combined.
so far i have tried to stay away from their personalities and real life. i once watched a video of malena morgan on ftv, and it was the worst thing i have ever witnessed. i know pornstars are generally fake and stupid, but she was so fake and stupid it hurt to watch. her face and body is the work of a god, but her insides repulsed me. it almost ruined her for me. i don't watch anything like ftv or "real life" casting porn again.
everyone once in a while some scene pops up where the girl will talk, or i watch some "funny" behind the scenes takes, but i don't know anything cute.
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My roommates are about to find out that I come out of the shower to poop. They're wondering why it's so wet in the bathroom after I shower.
What do I do?
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>>39455650
Stop giving a fack what other people think.
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That's what you get for not stomping it down the shower drain like a normal person.
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>>39455650
i thoroughly dry the floor to rid evidence or suspicion, just be more keen and willing
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>tfw /r9k/ is literally destroying alt-right /pol/tard weenies and robots are paving the way for 4chan to become an alt-left imageboard
Onward, comrades!
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Better dead than red, Commtard
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>>39455643
lmao your shitty ideology has failed every single time it's been tried, each time it pops up again stupid kids like you are fed the same shtick about how this time itl be different, this time it will work, all the other times we just didn't do it right
Ahhahhhhaa hahahahahaha
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>>39455643
Yeah you fags might wanna try to convert /his/ or /lit/. /r9k/ only does this shit to shitpost (Like you are doing right now I guess) not because the fags here are actual commies.
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>lifting for Girls
>dating 8/10 qt
>final lost virginity
>she could eventually become gf
>tfw now I am not sure if I truly want a gf
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>lift for girls
>date qt
>she could become gf
>decide I don't want gf
>push her away
>change my mind
>too late
I'm retarded, anon. Don't be like me
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>lifting for girls
>its no use
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>>39455551
It actually works if you make gains, anon.
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What qualities do /fit/ look for in a female?
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A pulse
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Not annoying
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>>39455341
Fucking this.
Anyone else /smellyfingers/?
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Been at this hobby for a while now thought I would share it, started when I was 5 or 6, stopped for a while but started back. It's a good way to get to know yourself and improve your art
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Down the toilet we go!
>*flush*
>weeeeeeeeeee
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Why does this exist
Why am I bumping it?
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This is the ideal female body. You cannot refute this. I'll be taking questions now.
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>ideal female body
>not white
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>>39455203
twin-tails are dumb and her hair could be less brown her eyes could also be brighter. that weird orange-brown isn't attractive. Her skin could be paler. overall she's pretty close though, face and body shape are great.
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>>39455229
anime girls are white