ANON!!! ANON? ANON! ANON! ARE YOU ASLEEP, ANON? *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>meet a girl online
>she's underage have to wait till she's 18
>1 year and 4 months later
>turns 18 finally my turn, been a good boy waiting
>First day she was busy celebrating
>Ok
>Second day she was hungover
>Ok
>Starts ghosting me after
>Been a week she posts snap chat stories in the meantime
THIS IS HOW PEOPLE GO ELLIOT ROGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEE
TFW you'll never know what a stacked orgasm feels like. Tell us femanons,
Hello fellow robots,
I own a small minecraft Server I wrote about here a few days ago. But because we only have around 5 - 8 Players at most, i decided to advertise it again.
The only Players you find there are other robots, and it's not listed on any Website.
It's a survival, but non-pvp Server and supposed to be a comfy place to hang out.
I you are interested, feel free to join us.
MC-Version: 1.11.2
IP: 107.150.7.154
Discord: M6Ns7ub
>implying no one bumps the thread
Sounds extra comfey but I cannot live without muh concrete blocks
>tfw chad even starts bullying you through web-ads
have you ever tried to draw a girlfriend for yourself?
do you ever feel like you are just waiting to die?
>>37735458
yea i have but on gimp
I made this if it counts
>>37735458
yeah when I was 5 years old
>For all the lonely ones
>Who live life in their dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVMiHhUGbmA
>>37735404
>tfw youth of america
>>37735785
Such a good album, just finished listening to it earlier
Fembots, these are my genetic traits. Would you reproduce with me? be honest.
>get called out
>blame "summer"
So I am seeing that you can buy all kinds of sexy mannequins on eBay for under $100 shipped. Now I've seen mannequins in stores that looked pretty fuckable so I was thinking about maybe buying one as a girlfriend substitute.
Obviously a Realdoll would be better but I don't have $7,000.00 to spend.. I was thinking maybe putting a fleshlight between the mannequins legs might be good.
So is this a good idea robots? Should I do this?
>>37735210
This makes me wonder what ever happened to the guy with the super creepy homemade pregnant bird sex doll
Do whatever you want to do fuck it your only living once you'll be dead before you know it just throw it out and suck the costs on the chin if it fails
I guess that worst case scenario if it doesn't work sexually I could just set the mannequin up in the corner of the room as kinda an artsy decoration. Of course im sure people would know what I bought it for, especially if it's all sexy and everything.
>be 25 yo virign but never gave a fuck about it
>try nofap
>now want to fuck thick bitches like crazy
Is porn really that fucking powerful?
>>37735195
no, its just that you already satisfied your sexual urges via porn
>>37735195
Porn has been replacing strip clubs for awhile now to the point that theres maybe only two left here in vancouver. Makes more sense to just jerk it to porn. Much cheaper too.
Would you date the girl on the right with microcephaly? (aka zika virus headshrinking)
I don't care about the size of her head as long as she give head knowwhatimsayin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NFebA3sTcg
>complain about never seeing breasts IRL
>there's litterally exposed breasts everywhere at the beach
Tell me again why you're not using the solution that is in your reach?
>>37735098
>exposed breasts
Where I come from women wear swimsuits that cover their breasts
>>37735175
And where I come they do cover their breasts too. 80 to 90% of them.
Even some children run around naked, if you want to see someone's else penis.Faggot
>>37735098
Not all of us live in Spain or Italy or wherever. fuck off
>neet life over on monday
>>37735071
don't worry, you'll fuck it up and be back here soon enough.
>>37735071
what will you be doing anon
>>37735071
>NEET life over in 3 month