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yield sign

to shy to post peen

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>>37742024
Total virgo. Only a virgo could bare living with that beast.

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>>37742285
Boi wot am i looking at today?

>>37741975
cute doggo bro. Femanons don't exist on r9k all who claim to be are degenerate tranny trash

>>37741975
That guy has a gf. Even he can get a gf but not you.

its so cute yes tgank you

>>37741916
The difference is that chad is socially competent and attractive.

Because chad is confident, owns his actions, and has the benefit of the hallo effect he can get away with a lot that a neckbeard can't because he's a manchild without looks or charisma.

>>37742861

>Chad gets away with it while the virgin fat guys don't

We already knew that.

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CHAD

I assume attractive people tend to date similarly attractive people

>>37741778
It dried the hell out of my lips and then it reduced my acne's severity for about a year, but now my acne's worse than ever.

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>>37741776
>be 12
>visit Medellin with dad
>walking in the night
>dad wants to know about amusement parks and the like
>asks random dude "hey, man, we're visiting and we want to know about places for amusement"
>"oh sure look, a couple blocks from here you'll see the pimp and he'll give you girls, underage if you want one for the boy"

>>37742034
did you fuck her or not?
original commenA[ADAD

>>37742292
Dad's a good boy so he didn't let me
And here I am

>>37741775

Fucking whore you stole that from my comment. SAge

of course it has. race mixing is an abomination and our generation is doomed to hell for its sins.

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>>37741664
>Later I had to start using headphones again and I started thinking about politics and everything became bad again. How do I stop being so upset about politics and negative things? I feel like once the idea creeps back into your mind you see it everywhere and you can't escape, I feel like I become surrounded by negativity and can't stop thinking about everything deeply and in a negative context.

get off the internet - or at the very least cut off anything that relates to politics.

I unsubbed to political channels on youtube, I don;t have facebook anymore but I still am on twitter so I unfollowed all politics & news accounts except for my local news. I also had to unfollow a bunch of people and artists and musicians and groups who constantly retweeted political shit. I was also on reddit and unsubscribed from default subs, and then deleted my account entirely

Also don't come to 4chan as much and avoid boards like this one that attract political bait threads. 4chan is almost always entirely negative. Oh and don't scroll down to look at youtube comments. Even if it's a compilation of people falling down stairs or something.

I gave so much of a shit about politics for over a decade of my life and I was miserable for most of them. I don't any more and it's great. The internet is a constant source of anger and paranoia and outrage - no matter what sides of the political spectrums you fall into

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>>37741664
I do t thin it's even possible when you're sober OP. I've been doing the same thing lately trying rewatch my favorite Disney movies and all it does is make me sad remembering the good ol days and how things used to be. I can't even enjoy the movie really because how my mind is changed I analyze the movie differently and it just isn't the same. Find new things to concentrate on, your mind drifts back because it's bored with what you're watching since you've seen it before.

Watch Rick & Morty I instead, it's a master piece and will really engage you. It just a cartoon but it's the perfect show for a robot.

>>37741614
What the fuck is this shitty thread? What are we supposed to do here? Fuck off.

>>37741614
>looks in the direction of it
That's a patrician fetish. Real men are exhibitionists who orgasm by sight alone. Contactcucks GTFO.

I was wondering, how are these types of memes made? The ones with this particular font I mean. All the normie memes look like this

i'd chop my dick off to have your "problems", lucky cunt. go the electrician route obviously

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>>37741613
>all the good ones require calculus or chemistry which even with adderall I couldn't make myself pay attention to

Then saying that college only teaches you arbitrary information becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. You could get a degree in pure math and surprise yourself with how you can apply it. I'd argue it's an application in and of itself. I also can't see how you can't even do a little chemistry; the introductory courses are especially easy.

>>37741613
Can your parents be reasoned with? Your explanation makes sense to me. Why do they want you to go to college instead? There are a million articles you could show them comparing the debt/earnings of trade school graduates to college graduates.

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just chilling, listening to a jazz radio station. about to pour myself some vodka.