>going to take my permit test tomorrow
>might finally get my life back on track
Wish me luck, fellow robots.
>>37802551
Fuck you...
Robots dont have any hopes or dreams, get the fuck out Norman...
>>37802551
Good luck anon i hope you pass.
Originol
Godsppeeeeed
What was she thinking? What did she mean by this?
>Be 5'5" manlet
>Only arrange hookups from online to have sex late at night in the car.
>Women never find out how short I am because I pick them up usually in front of their parents house or a parking lot then drive somewhere and fuck them without ever getting out of the car then drop them back off again.
My face when it works every time.
Whys that bitch looks so smug
>>37802527
are you good looking?
that would probably be the reason why.
>fuckbuddy tells me she found a guy
>ask her a month later wether its working out
>says the guy is leaving the country in august and that they don't want a relationship
>ask her if we should hook up again
>8 hours no response
I fucked up didn't I?
>>37802481
Did you say please?
>>37802673
r9k was made for threads like this anon, fuck off go to wizchan if you want to be a social retard
What to do if you kick your husband in the balls ?
What tier trap is Bilnore?
Nuh uh, fucker!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrJAYOmOFTo
>tell jabroni pussy to fight me on r9k
>send address
>says he'll be there at 4
>doesn't show
What happened faggot?
>>37802348
you have a very pitiable life
>>37802376
You want some too? East side phillly you'll be good as dead.
>>37802376
>>37802842
Fucking pussy didn't even respond
Im sick of all my escapism, nothing seems fun really.. anyone have anything to recommend, can be really anything, a book, movie, tv serie, games etc
I love sad & depressing stories..
guess i'll re-read the nhk novel..
My picks for sad, relatable, feels;
Movie: The Green Mile
Tv: Breaking Bad
Anime: Welcome to the NHK
Game: Life Is Strange
>>37802595
to bad i've seen / played all those, but great recommendation otherwise.
>You will never feel the warmth of your waifu as you cudfle each other in bed.
>>37802316
are we supposed to looking at the feet in this picture? i'm confused
>tfw you download Bumble and have a date set up by the next day
>go on a trip with a girl I have known for years, and we've been fairly close
>get the feeling I might just love her (who am I kidding- oneitis)
>we have a good time: fun, sometimes awkward but generally feel like I'm doing all the right things for the first time ever
>take her back home the next day and about to leave (I live about an hour and a half away)
>finally go for it and give her a goodbye kiss on the lips
>driving away, feeling pretty good
>get a message after literally a few minutes a road
>"that's not ok what you just did. You should have asked me first. You made me feel powerless. Don't respond to me and I don't think I'm going to see you again for a long time"
>spend the whole drive home somewhere between shock, despair, and rage
So this is the world now. Where a kiss is rape and you are the enemy no matter what you do.
I am a cyborg but I've always tried to not get bitter. But this has broken me. Something is wrong. I have nothing left.
pretty sure just kissing a girl without asking permission, giving warnings, or mutually flirting beforehand has always been a bad thing, anon
>>37802309
You're right. A goodbye peck for someone you know well is literally rape. And without consent forms stamped by a notary? shit I'm a monster.
Electric light orchestra, or Petshop Boys?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13225062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zuRQc-AE9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn9E5i7l-Eg
>been working labor shit for five years
>Never bothered to take protein powder or other cheating substances
>Didn't bother to even eat a lot, like The Rock does
>If I did, I probably would have been ripped by now, but I'm still a skelefag
You should start. Eat a load, you will pile on the pounds. You will notice you can carry heavier loads after a while. Also, on the hot days, don't wear a tshirt. You will be strong and tanned and will up to your nuts in pussy
You have missed out on teenage love
you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love
Ohh shut the fuck up op. It doesn't fucking matter. I've never had this and I loved my teens, a lot of people never had this at 15. I know a lot of people who never had it at 18 or 20.
But you know what? It was fucking great. Damn, these fucking threads are just made to make people feel shitty. Why? Whats the point. Im 23 and got my first gf recently and we do all this shit together.It doesn't matter and the faster robots realise this, the better off they are
DON'T CHEAT ON THE GOD DAMN HISTORY TEST
>>37802191
teenage years was spent being cucked by fat ginger chad
Tfw no thicc fishing waifu. It fucking hurts
>that perfect open field
>nowhere to run
Could there be a more perfect setting?