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your lucky your straight
try getting a bf not to ghost you

better yet try getting a bi bf not to ghost you entirely the minute a girl even talks to him

>>37868087
Yes. Then when the list is long enough, cut each of their names into your legs.

>>37868105
*You're

Shouldn't you be in a Steam thread?

>>37868074
Op, if you ate your cake, you wouldn't have any.
Your welcome.

ohhhhhhhhhh FUCK it finally makes sense

ignore the beast on the left

>>37868040
should have cropped

https://pjb.primecdn.net/pics/original/7f/7f92b5fc.jpg

>>37868006
tell me more
I need this

>>37868006
I'm not american, I don't need to

>>37868006
Never lost it in the first place

>>37868005
when does it start I might still be alive depending on what I'm doing

Ugly failures an hero all the time, but it's only national news when perfect stacy kills herself

>>37868181
Same when they go missing

are looks truly everything?

>>37867924
>anon baits for (you)s again

>I killed another fly with my hands

>it's a "go to restaurant with boyfriend and the waitress is his ex-girlfriend" episode

>>37867894
It's normies fault. They make it very difficult for inferior men like me to get quality women. Even though I didn't choose to get born inferior.

>>37867894
More like
>tfw wasnt born in 1800

>>37867894
>>tfw you missed out on innocent teenage love
>>tfw you missed out on early 20s love
You know you can date a teenager or someone in their early 20s? Since you've never experienced love it'll be just like you're they're age

>>37867882
hello
thats what manipulative people want, they want you to think you were the one in fault and make you feel bad for them

she used to be so kind when we met
but then i found myself alking on eggshells
the bad thing is i am pretty insecure too and at first i was pretty jealous while she was rather cool
then it switched with me beeing calm and her getting super jealous of my one and only guy friend that i used to go out eating for 2 hours once in 2 months

my fear is that maybe i have induced the jealousy by beeing jelous

so a little more context
> first month of realtionship
> me beeing rather calm
> make date with girl for staurday (now beeing tuesday, winter, date is going for a forest walk at 2 pm)
> girl proposes to change to 1 pm the next day
> cancels date on friday because too cold, doenst want to get sick
> saturday 5 pm day of the canceled date
> girl skypes me she leaves now but will be online later
> not online this day
> next day she tells me she was out with one of her guy friends (one on one to a bar i know)
> become jealous, spy on her, but calm down after a while
> fast forward 10 months later
> girlfriend developed severe jealousy although i am literally at home all day everyday and we chatt all day everyday
> am at work
> female colleague calls for lunch through telegram group
> be hungry
> no on else joins into food call
> i pass too and ignore her because of fear we two might be seen eating what would cause jealousy explosion
> come home
> get interrogated
> i get annoyed
> i say girl i love you but you have to to something against this jealousy because i cant even answer a colleague just for her beeing female
> instant breakup
> claims i said she holds me back from chatting with other women what was clearly not the case
> claims this destroyed our relationship
> extreme jealousy
> 5 more breakups
> i give me the fault for this

>>37868215
seems like she might have cheated
i dont know bro cant give you advice because i have never been in a relationship so...

Anyways dont feel bad its not your fault m8 and you cant just say"she used to be like this when we met" because people reveal their true colors when they are on an actual relationship, its not that they have changed, they are showing how they always were.

Cmon anons, join my chess tournament!

>>37867877
It's white's turn to move! Since This one is easy, find the best move for black.

REEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>tfw no one joins your tournament
>tfw no one posts in your thread
>tfw to much of a loser even to interact with anons on r9k.
>tfw you keep talking to yourself online.

if he says anything about it just own it. "yeah I was jerking off. everyone does. who cares? "

he'll respect you for being radically secure with yourself

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>playing willy wars with brother
>victorious, turn around and get ready to use that sweet fanny
>notice door is open
>plate of food our dresser

dad brought us a meal and didn't wanna disturb us..
kill me now..

>>37867862
but i wasnt looking at normal porn anon

>>37867841

lol i had that, literally just have lot's of erections, and try to gently jerk

When you're having a semi you just slightly tug

now i'm loose, having tight foreskin is great actually

>>37868628
why is it great?

>>37869207

$Aesthetic tight erections, more pleasure and friction etc