bazoingo
Are there anz real robots left on this board ?
you need to have one of those to consider yourself a robot:
-autism/assburgers
-bipolar disorder
-depression
also if you ever had real conversation with women you are not a robot
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>anz
German keyboard detected.
Here I am m8
Share your stories, robots. I'm in the process of deciding right now. It's either that or diving into alcohol
*waites for the stories*
Love is good but I can't find anyone to give me some ;_;
>>37883603
>>37883671
Honestly, whenever I tried loving, it just ended up fucking me in the ass
>start pimping a 6/10
>she is legit a freak
>likes sex more than anyone i know
>oklet'sdothis
>talk to her, go on dates, typical shit
>tells me she loves me
>ohfuck.jpeg
>tell her I love her, too
>find out tomorrow that during all this time she sent nudes to someone else, while being all like "I want you to come over and fuck me" when it's impossible for me to come
>she sent nudes to someone else
>never was even asked about nudes nor did she want to ever send them
>confront her about it
>"whatever, i don't need you anyways"
>fuckthots.png
>pseudo gf texts me
>we text for a few days
>start making arrangements to go out
>falls through
>don't talk to each other for a couple months
>rinse and repeat
Just end it already
>>37883599
>pseudo gf
STOP COMPLAINING
>>37883673
You have not experienced this. It sucks harder to have a not-really-gf but not-really-not-gf either, than it does to definitely not have a gf. False hope hurts worse than no hope.
>>37883782
Lol shut the fuck up man you don't know what you're talking about.
Are lesbots submissive or dominant?
Austria-chan is submissive as far as I know.
most lesbots i've spoken to lean submissive. of course we lesbians are typically pretty subby
>tfw no bully gf who will step on me and call me a gross little piggy
>>37883656
Not a grill but i can abuse you and call you little piggy.
Now squeal for me!
best streamers thread
>>37883572
are those pics of him buff real? what the fuck happened?
>>37883597
Idk he stopped going to the gym but he's still fit af
https://oddshot.tv/s/uVrlDt
Ice posiedon is a limpy loser
Where is the clitoris located?
Inside the butt, 6cm from the entrance
>>37883568
It's not visible on that picture. It's higher up on the body.
>>37883568
I think its the lumpy thing there in the middle.
You're supposed to be able to tell by touching.
I hope you aren't a girl trying to laugh at virgins.
>live my entire life thinking my dick is below average or even small at times
>find out it's actually exactly on the mark of average today
Have you recently found anything out that was actually better than you thought, /r9k/?
>>37883567
Yeah man,put your dick through a toilet roll and if you hit the other end youre good to go
Same as you OP, except I always thought my dick was average until I found out it's actually larger than average.
>>37883567
It would be big enough if it was larger than my insecurities
What the fuck is this? Why the fuck is this?
Interesting how much happened in the first minutes, in general the universe still seems pretty young
>discover a new song that I really really like
>listen to it 30 times in a row until I don't like it anymore
Is this autism?
>>37883538
I do the same except I also do it for albums and it usually lasts a few days until I don't like it anymore
Had the same happen to me and now I only sometimes listen to my all-time favourite song.
>>37883538
i do the same thing except i start liking it again like a month later
if you have enough songs, u can do this over and over again
Have you ever felt sad or even wanted to cry when you saw a cutr and happy couple outside on the street, a store, college or even a restaurant?.
yeah, almost all the time
>>37883520
>Be me when I was 15. Wasting away another summer. Decide to walk dog. See blissfull beaner teenage couple cloud gazing. Talking about life and shit. Walk faster knowing I would miss out on teenage love. Come home to Chad and Brad brother who are tired of their little bro straying far from their caring advice of how to not to be a loser.
Fapfictions featuring Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3
Check them out please:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195/
https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544
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carfacts
Fapfictions featuring Rhonda from Hey Arnold
Check them out:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3)
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340
>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195
You can post anonymous reviews without an account needed so please do so. Me and my coauthor would appreciate it:
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/review.php?set=add&no=600095340
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Anyone else get really sad and bitter when seeing normies having normie fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGYop0Snltk
>>37883481
In the past, yes. Now not so much because it seems so vapid.
How often do normies have sex?
I have literally no idea
OMG you're so shallow, you only think about sex, no wonder girls hate you, SHALLLOOOOWWW
>>37883583
... please let me know how often normies have sex...
It can't be as common as in the movies, right?
I'm a failed normie, in my peak of sexual greatness I would get laid 5 times a week, more if I was in a relationship with one of those thots. I have not had sex in 4 years though.