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what's it like growing up in a well adjusted household?
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I wish i knew. I wonder what itd be like to be raised as a proper white person. Being groomed into being a smart,well adjusted "chad". I wont know,and nethier will my younger brothers.
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>>37892414
"show everyone where daddy put his willy milk, iris!"
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I thought I grew up in one until I got into my 30's and realized that it was really fucked up
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About to head to the doctor's office
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Is he going to touch my balls again?
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>25yo
I had a physical w/ blood work done a few weeks ago and my Dr. was totally hot and so was the nurse that checked me in.
>nobody touched my balls though
:(
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Does jerking off count as sexually active?
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>tfw doctor touching your balls was the most action you've gotten in 5 years
So, this is what it has come to
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I've only posted a few times on this board in my extensive 4chan tenure, but I figured this was the right place for this thread.
Tell me why you hate women, I'll start
>mother was an alcoholic junkie bitch
>aborted her first pregnancy, told me she would have aborted me too if she had the money, but it was the Reagan era so no gibsmedat
>abused me physically and mentally throughout most of my childhood and teens
>I spent the weekend in jail (not juvie, but big boy jail) when I was 16 because I punched her in the mouth after she threw piping hot soup in my face
I suspect this is why I have a mother son incest fetish, I never had a mother that loved me and now that I'm an adult I seek out older women to kind of "take care" of me
>Had several girlfriends in high school
>All of them crushed me and broke up with me in the most sadistic ways possible, one on Christmas eve where I had taken her to an expensive dinner
>Join Marine Corps, 1 deployment, wanted to propose to the girl I was dating at the time
>One of my good friends breaks the news to me that she has been fucking other marines when I get home
>confront her on it, she conforms it
>literally want to kill myself
>seek mental health care and tell my Chaplain I want to die
>get involuntary committed to a mental institution and dishonorable discharged from the US armed forces after an otherwise spotless career
>can't find work anywhere because I'm basically seen as a crazy person who washed out of the military by anyone who runs a background check on me
>get close to having a fucking anxiety attack every I talk to a female because literally every woman in my life has tried to destroy me
So what's your story?
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>lesbians
not even once, actually occured to me today that I betrayed one of them and the also probably harbor some serious resentment to the opposite sex but whatever you know? I kinda just dont care anymore
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>>37892844
What in the fuck are you talking about shitdick?
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>>37893184
nothing man, fuckin nothing. just talking to the wind
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Is he in the spree killer valhala along with Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold, Elliot Rodger and Chris Harper Mercer now?
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He's a cute ghost girl now lole
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>bodycount of 2
Fuck no, he's pathetic.
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UNLEASH THE CANDY
UNLEASH THE CANDY
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>interview for Starbucks tomorrow
HELP HOW DO I NOT FUCK UP
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>>37892336
CANCEL
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Don't talk to them before they've had their morning's coffee
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>>37892371
>>37892362
Lads seriously I need this job, what do I do
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No-Fap is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE 2017-06-22 08:08:45 Post No.37892320
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No-Fap is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
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Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with me?! All my no-fap attempts have failed after 1 fucking day. Why can't i stop having lewd thoughts throughout the day?
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You don't stop having lewd thoughts you stop touching your little dingdong yah retard
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>>37892320
I know that feel, I edge all fucking day half masturbating to everything.
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If you can't go a day then you obviously are addicted lad
Try your best to just distract yourself, at the two week mark it gets a lot easier
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Why do I find enjoyment from talking to strangers, /r9k/?
>be getting a hoagie from Wawa (Their food is hella dank 10/10 would recommend)
>construction bro comes out of nowhere and orders
>waiting for food with construction bro
>he turns to me and says how Wawa subs are good
>"I know right? The hot sandwiches are to die for"
>somehow those two statements turned into a 20 minute conversation about our mutual love for Wawa, where he's from, and what our hobbies are
>we shook hands and went our separate paths after the conversation was finish
This conversation energized me, as do most interactions with random strangers I meet. Is there something wrong with me /r9k/? Why aren't I more wary of complete strangers?
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>>37892294
th-
that's a perfectly normal thing, dude. If you want to see people with something wrong with them, lurk this board some more.
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it only makes you human
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>>37892294
There's nothing wrong with you. Congratulations, you are part of the 90% of humanity.
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>you wake up one day and everybody calls you "Anon"
>your mom calls you "Hey Anon, how are you..."
>your drivers license reads "Anon"
>all of your internet username are changed to Anons
>Even on 4chan you're no longer "Anonymous" but just "Anon" automatically
how do you react ?
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Do you think she's really going to kill herself? Who are you celebrating?
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>>37892262
How origigigigi
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Jesus /r9k/, I can never keep your girlfriends straight. This isn't Ciara at least.
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>>37892425
This one's Natalie she's gonna kill her self soon
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>Turn 28
>GET BLACKED
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>>37892256
That's right. White women belong to the black beasts now. Open up ladies your pink and tan men will be extinct shortly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK_HSzwQ5b8
Why live?
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fuck rich people
original feelings of poorness
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>>37892191
Holy shit, I remember this being one of the first things I jerked off to like 8 years ago.
Thank you
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>>37892291
Source? Where is it from? The character looks familiar.
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>mom was fucking awful with money so i leave highschool with exactly 0 help
>do manual labor for minimum wage
>afford shitty apartment
>apartment gets messy because im at work all day and too tired to clean the whole place
>working 7 days a week to make ends meet
>landlord breaks contract because of mess
>cant afford lawyer
>1 firm offers a free defense in exchange for almost all the compensation i would get
>meanwhile im living out my car (old hoopdee that was the only thing my mom gave me)
>would have to miss work alot to win case
>money from case wouldnt cover it even if i won
>drop the case and move to countryside
>chicken plant in middle of nowhere
>offering 13$/hour
>finally have steady income
>rent cabin for cheap, get a dog
>IRS catches this and starts buttfucking me with taxes
>labor union takes a portion of each check
>company starts auto charging me for medical coverage even though i dont want it
>3 months in my checks are thinned down to budgeting level
>still live alone and can barely afford shitty satellite internet
>see that mexico has literally everything for cheap
>move to monterrey with a couple thousand in savings
>living the good life for past 2 years
Im beating the system so far but if i cant find a wife in the next few years im just gonna off myself, not worth it
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>It's been 5 hours and she still hasn't accepted my friend request
Holy shit what have I done
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She has almost 1000 friends on facebook but she won't accept mine
I'm not even that fucking ugly
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Mate, she may not even be on Facebook rn and is doing something else
Just wait
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>>37892248
You better be right anon
>There are people currently browsing this board RIGHT NOW that prefer tits over ass
embarrassing
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>>37892073
Shameful. Kylie has such a gorgeous bum too. Total surprise too since she used to be such an ugly duckling
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>"Are you okay, Anon? You look like you're about to cry."
>"Yeah, I'm alright, I'm just tired."
>"Oh, okay."
Lmao, get fucking swerved bitch, I was actually about to cry because I was having an anxiety attack, but you believed that fucking "I'm tired" shit that was obviously a lie.
Fucking normies, they're so stupid.
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>>37892109
I can relate.
People said these kinds of things to me after I had tears in my eyes during class 4 years ago in highschool.
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>>37892109
>this was me in highschool
i felt like i was just looking normal
best to forget about it i guess
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>crying
Top normie.
Real robots rage, not cry.