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>>37940017
>get excited
>pause
>is it a trap
>could be a trap...

>>37940039
>get excited

You're beyond pathetic and completely new to /r9k/

Tfw no trap gf
;_;_;_;;_;
Shwiwk

because you were meant to be greater than society
and its idiots
and yet you choose not to be
your parents don't know shit about what is right or wrong, your first was assuming that they did
god wants you to redefine the world
yet you won't
so it will select people like you
again
and
again
over and over
until someone sticks
until you or someone else is him or her, it will continue
the ostracization
the alienation
the feelings of being wrong despite knowing that you're right
the shallow, stereotyped conversations with other people
their false admiration, their even more retarded reasons for laughing at you
it won't end until you are chosen
and if you made this post, you probably fucking weren't unless you can snap out of your faggot daze, faggot

>>37940232
*your first mistake was assuming that they did
my first mistake was a god damn typo
so what the fuck, nothing holds up

>>37939925
do your parents really want you to be another salesman

>>37940232
that's a expecting a little much
from one person

and a pox on the bastards who expect these messiahs to move their muscles for them

>>37939826
I took my own virginity. It was fun id do it again

>>37939826
Once, it was pretty fucking lame.

I've had sex with two women and neither were virgins.

I'll never answer this, stop trying to make me feel impure op.

>not a bot image: select the snowboard
THESE ARE SKIS

>>37939823
Some 11 (I think) year old girls forced me to penetrate them when I was in 2nd grade . Does that count as me not being a virgin?

>>37940614
As long as you put the benis in the vagoo you're not a virgin

>>37939753
Yes since you didn't do nothing

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You can't be a robot if you're with a woman.

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can you still be a robot if you're a khv and your parents are conservative and traditional and pay a prostitute to take your virginity?

>>37939743
yes to smoke cigs and eat.

other then that this chair is driving me crazy.

I was never meant to be this docile, my teen self would tell me to kill myself.

Yeah. I had an exam. Pretty sure I fucked it up.

>>37939743
Yes I walked around in corn fields for an hour and a half
It was interesting but I think the farmer saw me and he might call cops

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Thanks nigga. I hope life becomes great for me too, and stays that way for you.

>>37939712
well, I hope you die, connieposter

>>37939877
You're welcome, please don't call me that though.
>>37940034
Why's that?

Anon casts Self-Destruct more like.

>>37939711
how does Ultima damage people?
How does almighty in SMT/Persona damage people?
What does unaspected damage mean?

>casts reflect
heh... nothin personnel... kiddo...

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>>37939710
>finding out you sleep talk

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>>37939781
>finding out you moan/groan in your sleep

>>37939710
>finding out alien ant farm

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>reddit
For God's sake, please go back there and never leave.

>>37939680
>curvy
stopped reading there
just admit you're fat you dishonest cunt

>your sorry
my sorry? what should I do with it?

JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY
JEREMY SPOKE IN, SPOKE IN
JEREMY SPOKE IN, SPOKE IINNN
JEREMY SPOKE IN, CLASS TODAAAAAAAYY

OO OO OO OO OO OOO OO OOO OO

OOOOOWOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH OHHHAAAAOOOOHHHH

WHISPERS IN THE AIR
TELL THE TALE OF A LIFE THATS GONE
DESOLATION, DEVASTATION
WHAT A MESS WE MADE WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG

>>37939676
WELL I GUESS THIS IS GROWING UP
WELL I GUESS THIS IS GROWING UP
WELL I GUESS THIS IS GROWING UP

what tf is welterweight anon

>tfw no U.W.H. gf

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>>37939663
I'm a 5'8 173lb boxer anon. I can be your welterweight bf

>>37939635
I don't troll anyone I'm generally helpful online, unlike irl...

I tip my fedora to your efforts
clean these dirty assholes for me anon

agreed. these mean legion faggots drove off the one good poster on this board, 54m50n

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>>37939687
>17.5
see you in a month lmao

>>37939566
19 here. Never kissed, never had sex. Hugged a girl for the first time a few weeks ago (friend from uni, she's just friendly).

Not that I give a shit though, I have things to occupy myself with :)

>>37939566
23 yr kissless virgin. Im not even ugly and I dont have any excuses im just a failure at everything lel

>>37939535
tfw 6/7 match me

>>37939551
fuck off Vlad, in an original way

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>>37939551
I'm sorry baby. Do you want mommy to suckle your fuckle and make you feel better?