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THINGS HEATING UP IN WASHINGTON, I AM SO FUCKING READY FOR THE HAPPENING!
http://earthquaketrack.com/p/united-states/washington/recent
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The most original bumparooni to happen in the history of all /r9k/!!
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>>38053803
I'm getting my gear ready as we speak! Soon it will be time to go innawoods and never ever come back.
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>>38053820
Should I buy a gas mask for all the debree and volcano ash??
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How do I get a tumblr qt as a gee-eff?
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>>38053674
>wanting a americanized western gf
>not wanting a conservative european qt
they even look way hotter
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>>38053674
Another qt becomes a SJW tragedy.
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>>38053674
I bet you $1000 paypal that girl has a trust fund and has never seen nor will ever experience a day of hard labor in her life, ever
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> sleeping over at a friends house with him and his girlfriend
> We all share the same mattress
> Girlfriend starts holding my hand
> I wake up later on in the night and she is blowing him
>I pretend to still be asleep
>She still holding my hand
> It feels kind of rough, not as soft as it was before
>Turns out I was holding my friends hand while his girlfriend gave him a blowjob
> No homo
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That's the gayest thing I've read all day.
Of course this isn't original, OP is always such a faggot.
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Went from gross af to kinda hot pretty quickly.
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>>38053657
That soumded weird at first but then it got cute. Maybe you should try dating you bf anon.
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**Lick it up you stupid bitch**
**Play some fuckin' music bitch**
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I'M ON THAT
WE ON THAT
YELLOW PILL SHIT
FUCK THE DEAL IS?
FUCK
KILL
STEAL SHIT
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>Listening to nigger music.
Why do you put yourself through this, anon? Why must you insist on being a pleb, normie faggot?
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>>38053632
This life is a river running through cold veins,
no calm gasp at all, we're always panting for air.
The irrepealable decision to live and to die young,
we said:" Destroy! All we love we leave behind..."
Why has depression and anxiety become a "normalised" thing to have and popular with normalfags?
Why do teenage girls think they can be depressed that Chad won't fuck them? Why do they make up bullshit about being too anxious to buy lunch.
I fucking hate this meme.
>"my bf broke up with me so I'm gonna cut myself ugh I'm so depressed xd"
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Depression isn't real
Stop this "le super sekret ebin depression club" bullshit faggot
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The best ones are the "I'm so lonely cause I have social anxiety" ones that have Facebooks full of selfies and hundreds of friends. I fucking hate this life.
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blame tumblr and reddit
they constantly bitch and moan about mental illness not being taken seriously, yet at the same time they treat mental illness like a joke with unfunny depression memes
if you attempt to call them out on their garbage, they double down by saying "hey man chill out it's a coping mechanism don't you get it?"
I hope there's a fucking day of the rope for those people
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How is it possible to have 2D in a 3D world?
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>>38053609
Build a screen, watch the images. Case closed
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>>38053609
2D is just a math concept like addition or a square. what are you really asking?
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>>38053609
Can we finally make anime and 2D girls real one day?
I have been NEET for 3 years what am I doing.
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You cannot escape neetdom
you were never supposed to be neet.
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>>38053599
Getting dubs.and posting best girl
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>>38053649
kerenposting a cute
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Why shouldn't a girl want Chad?
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No replies... don't bitch about Chad stealing your girl then
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>>38053597
B-because Chad is a jerk! He cant treat her well like I can!
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>>38053597
Because he can never truly love her and only treats her as a trophy
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Thank you for being part of my midlife crisis, anons 2017-06-30 07:25:26 Post No.38053591
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Thank you for being part of my midlife crisis, anons
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2017-06-30 07:25:26
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>Be me
>Be a dorky normie office worker with dockers and button-down shirt working in a big glass building in a cubicle for over 30 years.
>Hit mid-50s.
>Realize I've just been waiting to die for the last threeo decades and that my life is not only meaningless (which I knew), it is painful and will never get better.
>Realize that even having this kind of realization is pretty meaningless, and kind of cliched after Breaking Bad and American Beauty.
>Decide not to give a fuck.
>Quit job for no reason
>Buy a shitload of weed and pills
>Sit around the house all day high and surfing the infratubes in my underwear. Discover monoglian frogfeels imageboards and dank memes.
>Act like a faggot tryhard because all this dank memery is new to me and I'm just slinging it around like a tard. Get called out on being an asshole and a noob all the time. Not a single fuck is given.
>Discover camwhores, start jacking off compulsively and letting the old-man cum spatter all over the coffee table and walls.
>Stop going outside, ever, or taking showers. >Start Operation Piss-jug
>A month or so goes by, wife is crying and screaming by now, "I just don't know what is wrong with you anon, what happened, I did everything I could, you need some help, let me call doctor Nosenstein the psychiatrist."
>Burp in her face, fart into the sofa, tell her to fuck off roastie I'm doing science.
>"I'll divorce you anon"
>Reply "do it faggit."
>Six months more go by, house is falling apart, money is almost gone, rancid pizza boxes and frozen food wrappers everywhere, whole house covered in cumstains, lice or something in hair.
>Feels good man
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kys old man
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you sound super f*cking redpilled
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>>38053614
Don't worry I'm working up to it.
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> make one mistake around friends
> block and remove everyone from everything and start over with a new group.
Anybody else do this?
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>>38053585
jesus christ im so happy to see someone's bigger of a sperg than me when it comes to having ''friends''
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i do that except the find new friends part
im suffering
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>>38053585
>Being able to make friends
Sorry norman, you have to go back.
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I was drinking whiskey and coke. Now I have hiccups and can't stop burping. Please help.
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I'm 23, I normally drink dark beer, and this normally does not happen
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>drinking alone
>/r9k/
I feel sorry for you.
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>>38053577
Hold your breath until the hiccups stop.
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ask a robot who became a normie anything.
I've very bored and have a few hours to kill
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I grew up with older brothers and you'll find quickly life is just about chain of command pecking order stuff, people don't care if they're losers or boring or doing nothing interesting as long as they can look down at the lower caste and abuse them.
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if your wondering about the red haze it's the lights. I personally think it gives a very nice red sensual glow to the room
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>ask x anything
Is this reddit?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*screams geometrically*
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>>38053473
Pats angle* there there friendo
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what the hell was evangelion even supposed to convey in all it's "symbolism?"
I saw the creator said he just used the religious themes because they sounded cool, and maybe that's true but also a way to convey a dynamic experience with no real end point just like the human experience with all it's mystery and suffering.
Maybe Jordan B. Peterson is our guy after all.
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>>38053748
Basically it's about depression and having to grow up and accept responsibility for yourself
>Get in the robot
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Are there whores that are for venting and talking about emotions instead of sex? How much would they cost?
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As a follow up question, would any of you accept gifts or money in exchange for me venting?
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>>38053383
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>>38053383
Free. Email me.[email protected]
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>>38053383
>>38053402
if you have a discord i'll add you!
>ywn have a gf as sweet and cute as Hinata
why even live?
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>>38053379
Never watched naruto.
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>>38053379
didn't this cunt die
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>>38053527
no
fdgvesgb