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I want a pen pal. Something like a friend? Is there someone who would be interested around here?
Only text, no voice no video (we are all hideous anyway right?)
Offerin a real dealerino here
100 percent platonic friendship with discount, not having sex with you (i live in dumbfuck nowhere, the place) but you'd have a genuine friend you could talk to, not looking for a group. Not looking to shitpost or become a tripfag
This is me
>almost 23
>work and study
>likes some anime
>virgin of course
>literally have one friend. But the fucking faggot got a bf and I feel I'm losing the signal
>have no problem if you have a vagina, a penis (I don't like trans people though but I'd vote for your rights so I respect you, just don't like you. Don't take it personally)
>don't like hillary don't like trump don't like proud americans but don't like muslims either and I don't like Black lives matters movement I do respect women and women's rights though. I believe they are human just like me and they deserve to be treated as a normal human bean
>I like drawing, painting, animation, anamanaguchi, sad life facts and top tier anime like what masaki yuasa produces
I am socially awkward but I believe I am good at heart, I wouldn't steal or murder or kill for no reason.
So, there you have me. You are free to shitpost or pepe the thread.
Post an e mail and I will send a mail where we could set our form of communication if you are interested. Also say somethin bout u
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>>38237417
okie les be fwiend
i type like an autist and actually am one tho
dont really like anime but like the art style
i like cute animals, anything non human that is cute
this is all over the place but surely someone will take me ;____;
also im learnig to be a web dev
i lose interest in people very easily
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>>38237417
Are you female?
Anything in particular you want to talk about?
Do you like videogames? (in general, not looking for people to play with)
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>>38237821
I like some videogames
Pokemon, old genesis sega games, rune factory, resident evil, things like little nightmares but I don't play much now
are you female anon?
>>38237522
Are you jokin? I don't understand i your post is supposed to be a troll post
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Who else /proud to be white/ here?
If I was born a nigger I would've killed myself by now.
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recently found out might be half nigger should i kill myself?
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how many threads are you gonna start you fuckin retard??
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>>38237365
>If I was born a nigger I would've killed myself by now.
this sentence really exposes how sad these individuals are.
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what's the fastest working drug to snap me out of depression? i've been slipping further and further into it since march of this year and i'm about to lose my job
Weed and booze do nothing
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>>38237355
Thisdrug is called Neetlife.
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I took Prozac 20mg for a month and literally nothing happened so idk
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Fucking a 7 or better girl and cumming in her right as she cums.
FOR
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How to grow out of manletmode?
fembot here btw
all females are manlets
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By having tits and exposintlg them.
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>>38237255
How tall are you exactly?
Oregano comentus
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>tfw am 5'11" guy (male)
>fetish is for tall women
>all women who are 5'7" and taller want giga-Chads that are taller than me
>began drinking andtaking morphineinstead of focusing on women
to be desu my fampai
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>a black guy at work just emailed me his phone number and told him to text me
>tfw been so long without talking to a guy i'm honestly debating adding him
how do you let a guy like this down nicely?
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Why not text him and make a friend?
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>>38237430
i don't want to be blacked
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>>38237245
>black friends
You remember what happened to the last man who relaxed right? Oh wait no one does and theres a reason why.
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METRO BOOMIN WANT SOME MORE NIGGAA
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THAT MY BEST FRIEND
THAT MY BEST FRIEND
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IF YUNG METRO DON TRUSS YOU IMA SHOOT YA
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mussard on the beat ho
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>Hey anon, order us a round!
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No thanks, I'd rather spend my money on something worthwhile
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>>38237158
i wonder if one of them really wants to be my girlfriend
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The two on the left are hot as fukk
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>want to try being a cute boy
>shave legs and pubes
>feels awesome
>next day, red itchy bumpy ingrown hairs everywhere
how do traps do it? how do they keep their legs and crotch silky smooth?
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>>38237126
maybe they originally use nair?
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>>38237126
Use body lotion and shit, and use shaving cream while shaving
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It stops being like this if you start shaving yourself more often, anon.
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NATALIE WON'T FUCKING ACCEPT MY REQUESTS TO HER FUCKING INSTAGRAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>38237124
I never understood this image.
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>>38237942
One is experienced; the other isn't. What's so hard to understand?
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>>38237999
I don't see it. I see those trips though, check'd.
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How much time has passed since you had a proper conversation with another human?
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A little over 6 months.
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>>38237133
Do you remember what was the conversation about?
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>>38237145
Nah. It wasn't a close conversation or anything since I don't have any friends, so most likely some university related stuff.
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I CANT DO IT IM TOO SOCIALLY INEPT
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>>38237080
OP I can already tell that you're a beta orbiter from the tone of these texts
Just drop her, she's using you
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>>38237080
DONT PUSSY OUT FAGGIT THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE REEEEEEE
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Give context
>>38237106
depends, it seems like she's trying to show interest and asking if he get her to his place
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>order pizza
>40-50 minutes
>its been 60
>still expected to tip
Do I actually have to at this point. I'm still waiting.
its 19.50 im just going to give a 20 and close the door
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>>38237035
if you feel like it is undeserved then don't tip
tipping is bullshit anyway
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>>38237035
it's probably not the driver's fault. don't be an asshole just tip
t. delivery driver
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>>38237035
Don't reinforce failure(or do doesnt matter). You go beyond and ask for that .50 back, you stand there awkwardly for him to fumble around and you earn back those 2 quarters. What's he gonna do spit in the food you already got? Would it be there even if you tipped? Will it be there next time if you don't tip enough?
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Show me your desktop, /r9k/! Let's see what you're working with!I have three monitors but Greenshot only captures one.
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my main hard drive died and I had to reinstall windows
I'm currently reinstalling all my updates and stuff
I want to die
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>>38237027
>>38237176
>2017
>actually using Windows
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origolreggsack
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Tick tock, watch the clock. You've just become 25 years of age, wagie! Truly a moment to celebrate. You're not a silly boy anymore. You can now take responsibility, after which you will finally be taken seriously, since all those ideas you could have had before this age were truly unbefitting since they were not based on the real world. You know, the world you have hav-... can take responsibility.
You're on track for that promotion. Your 1.5% raise is surely coming. Maybe put on a nice suit and shake Mr. Shekelstein's hand again so he knows you care. What? He doesn't even want to see you? Oh well, he respects you on paper at least, and we all know paper rules the world.
Better start thinking about mortgaging yourself out on your first starter home! Yeah, starter home is the preferred terminology. How could it be any different?
You see, if Mr. Shekelstein doesn't see that you're constructing your castle, you know, a strong foundation upon which to build in the future, how can he think you're sitting really tight in your seat in life? Security trumps everything, after all!
So you better take that mortgage you've been thinking about all weekend, and don't look too hard at those numbers, or look up the the term "mortgage" in a dictionary. Your boss knows what's best so you will finally get that girl you're dreaming about!
Another day, another dollar.
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That's why you have to become a jew to overstep this wage cuck trap. That's why you have to start to become a "hustler", you got to start scheming on people and try to shill shit products to suckers. You have to be able to step on other people and take food off their table, you have play cloak and dagger and cut throats, you have to be good at manipulating people and serving mental abuse at people.
Other than that, you ain't going nowhere mac, if you ain't got the stomach to destroy people then you're basically just another sucker, a worker, a fuck nigga, ya hear.
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Working isn't that bad. And by working, I mean a real job, not a McDonalds minimum wage shit job.
>Be Excel monkey.
>Work usual M-F schedule.
>Leave at 8 AM, get in at 8:30 AM.
>Sit at cubicle, just playing around on Excel, usually just copying over the similar Excel file from last quarter and just changing the numbers.
>Actually become friends with most of the people in my department, find going to work is a good socialization experience.
>Take hour lunch, usually just browse the internet from my phone.
>Leave office at 5:30 PM, go to gym at 6 PM, get home at 7 PM.
>Eat dinner I already precooked on the weekend, take shower, browse the internet for a while, maybe do a little school work for the part-time MBA program I'm in (paid for by my employer).
>Go to sleep at around 11:30 PM.
>Wake up at 7 AM.
>Get deposited about a net $1,500 in my bank or 401k every two weeks.
Beats masturbating to cartoons or going on 4chan 24/7, that's for sure.
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>>38236988
And what about you? You think sitting around in your room and sleeping for 12 hours a day is healthy for your mental health? That's how people develop anxiety, restlessness and depression.
Where do you see yourself five years from know anon?
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Just witnessed what may be my parents final fight on a sunny July afternoon.
AMA
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would you rather fuck your dad or your mom?
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What are they fighting about anon
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>>38237013
Drinking. Father woke up at 10 this morning after a night of parting just to get drunk again. My mother couldn't take it anymore and blew up.