>Hey anon, order us a round!

No thanks, I'd rather spend my money on something worthwhile

>>38237158
i wonder if one of them really wants to be my girlfriend

The two on the left are hot as fukk

>>38237158
>me sitting in the background

>>38237390
Are you fucking retarded? Orginali

>>38237158
>Hey anon, order us a round!
You first.

They are all so cute

S-sure haha, j-just pick whatever you like and add it to my bill haha.
H-hey think one of you would like to hang out l-later? ... hello? hello...?

>>38237158
>That guy in the background
H-HE'S FAST

>>38237390
Yeah... I can tell you are skinny, wear baggy clothes, flick your hair by turning your neck violently and talk with a lisp.

Anyone who chooses anyone except the middle, is a manchild. Sorry but middle looks the classiest, the sweetest, the least bitchy. Imagine holding her hand kissing her.

>>38238570
It's sanic

>>38238572
the shy one (2nd last to the left) seems classy sweet and reserved, won't be going out fucking other guys.

>clench fist
>punch in head
How did you like my round fist roastie? Would you like another?

>>38238718
she's wearing the buttplug chad gave her on their one month anniversary

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>>38237158
Sure, just pick up wherever you want

>go to the bathroom and sneak out without paying
>go home and play vidya laughing my ass off

>>38237276
probably not, they're probably using you for shots then will totally forget your existence when you leave the restaurant.

I don't even know you people.

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>>38238863
I can tell you're a real robot because bars demand your card when you create a tab.

>>38239082
Not every bar is like that were i live anon

>>38239215
Huh, well, you could ever go back there again if you skip out on the $200 tab the five girls ring up.

>>38239365
I say it cuz i did it one time, i was drinking alone in a bar not near my house, and a guy who I knew from hs started talking to me about some shit, i said i was going to the bathroom and gtfo without paying my bill, since he was in my table he had to pay for it i think, the table had a number and the waitress had a note with my table number on it

>>38237158
One time some of my girl classmates from my school asked me to buy them something at a store, "Oh anon, would you go there and buy us something" and I replied with "yeah sure, do you got any money?" I didn't think it at all, I just said it like that because I had no money and I was like 13 years old, but I wasn't trying to be an asshole or anything

Thing is back then I thought I was a real autist for replying like that but now I'm glad I said it, even if they thought I was an idiot in their early slut minds I don't care

>>38237158
Ok but yall suck my dick first

>>38237158
No thanks. I don't drink.

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>>38237158
*racks slide*

do you mind if I order you around instead?

My dad told me this happened to him before. My mom was one of the girls so the rest of them thought he would pay for their tab because hurrrdurrrr he's the guy. My dad told the bartender he's only paying for his and my mom's drinks and tipped him and told the girls to go wild.

He left with my mom and the girls never spoke to him again. All of those roasties lived miserable lives to the end and never got married besides my mom. One died from pneumonia and when I went with my mother to the funeral, the daughter was very cute and nice. The moral of the story is, roasties will never be happy. They will act tough and be annoying but they will be old, ugly, and alone.

Thank you for listening.

>All right maggots, fall into formation and start doing push-ups.

>>38237158
>orders a bottle of the hardest, shittiest, corn liquor in the bar

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may the fates be in your favor, anons
choose wisely

>>38242270
rolling 1-2 please!

>>38237158
asdfasgas

>>38237158
Only if you all hook u with me.

flirting 101 guys.

>>38242270
Thank you for including the lonely guy on his phone

>>38242270
1-2 please (mental health issues here I come!)

>>38242270

5-6 easily da best

>>38242270
3-4 looks kawaii and pure!

>>38242270
Hoping for a 1,2,3 or 4. The other girls are a bit shit in comparison.

>>38242270
>. YEEEE YEEEE BEAHHH

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>>38237158
Oh I'll order a round for you all alright.

>>38237158
>order us a round!
Alright, clean my house you cunts.

>okay if you all give me a blowjob
at this point my friend would laugh and call me a legend and all the girls would awkwardly laugh and id walk away

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there you go, m'ladies

>>38242270
3-4 ples, I need waifu for aryan laifu

>>38237158
Hahaha! Nice one, you idiots. Where the fuck is the waiter? I want more breadsticks.

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>>38242270
TRIPS NIGGA CHECK DEEZ DIGITS YUH CRANK DAT

>>38242270
pls gib girl with low standards ty

>>38242270
Hoping for 3-4, let's go.

>>38242270
3-4 pl0xaros

>>38237158
>>38242270
>ywn date rape shadowlady

>>38238572
>flick your hair by turning your neck violently
uh oh

>>38237158
A-around where? Heh..

>>38239082
Dive bars do.

>>38242270
rolleroni originalloli

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>>38242270
OMG GIVE ME TRIPS

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>>38238718
Bangs my nigga

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>>38242270
3-4 for the bangs

>>38237158
pinkleft is top qt

rolling for 5-6

>>38239447
Why would you buy them something anyway, don't forget your dignity

>>38242270
Dubs

Hggjmii

>>38237158
These girls literally look like Disney princesses, who the fuck are they

>>38242270
Gimme gimme TriHard

>>38242270
9-0 get, 1-6 are too hot and 7-8 isnt hot enough

>>38242270
ding dong diddly rolling

>>38242270
roll for 3-4

orangutan

>order everyone free water

>>38242270
Je roule pour un ou deux. Something like that anyway.

>>38242270
rolliopollio orginallio

>>38242270
3-4 pls pls

>>38242270
Any except dubs ta

>>38237158
no and you're all ugly

>>38242270
GIVE DUBS NOW ROLLICKING

>>38237158

nope, at least until each one of you orders two rounds for me.

>>38242270
3-4 BANGS GIRL PLSS

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>>38237158
>order everyone an acid
>if they'll ask about the suspicious smell, say its the newest trend meant for beautiful and intelligent women only

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>>38242270
D.A.K 16 10 16

VERY ORIGINAL

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>>38242270
Which one of those toasty raosties wants my white butter

>>38242270
Rollingaru desu

>>38237158
>o-okay
>eexcuse me
>give us all a a a round pls
round of what
>alchohal
okay sir but what kind? shots? what do you want?
>n-never mind
what was that?
> i
>i said
>nvm
i-im sorry sir, i cant hear you
>*silence

>>38237158
I ask my wife whether or not to order them a round. Do we know them? I mean, we can afford it since we both have six figure salaries, but why all the splurging?

>>38242270
I want my boipussii pounded please kek

>>38250962
at least that means your autism will be removed from the gene pool

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>>38237158
Garcon! A round of Absinth with milk for me and the Ladies please!

>>38242270
TRIPS
TRIPS
TRIPS TRIPS
TRIPS

>>38237158
Alright then! I order you all to suck my dick!

>>38242270
rawlllliiinheheasprepraxlax

>>38242270
123xyz:roll

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>>38237158
HANDS OFF MY MONEY, ROASTBEEF.

>>38239447
That wasn't autistic, that was pretty non-beta of you.

>>38242270
Rolling for a good one. Pls help me r/9/k

"Buy me a beer and I'll get you a round."

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>>38242270
Debussy dubs

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>>38237158
Hey so hows about we all get really drunk. Ill give you the keys to my sports car, to go to the totally not closed liquor store 3 towns over and ill wait here. Have a road trip, test out the speed. Ill just sit here and listen to the police/ambulance frequently on the radio. Have a nice trip ladies and remember ill pay you back for anything you buy :)

>>38242270
Rolling for anything at this point.

None of you know who they are? Second left is a titty streamer and retarded weeb "abi pop" who also emotionally abused and kept her boyfriend secret in fear it would damage her persona (beta orbiters) right is beckii cruel. Seems the most pleasant and grounded to me

>>38242621
LMAO. Abi pop. Look her up

>>38237158
Why is there a ghoul or grim reaper in the background?

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>>38238718
>shy

Far right is probably the purest on that account. Nothing so much as a swimwear picture in all her years online

Everybody knows Im unironically jewish so I never pay for anything. They just cant make me

>>38242270
rollllllling like a pot of oregano

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>>38252216
Only correct choice tbth

>>38242270
Keep those roasties rollin Rawhide

3-4 being orginally original

>>38237158
uhm, ok. G-GET YOUR SORRY ASSES ON THE GROUND AND GIVE ME FIFTY!

>>38237158
No thanks. I'm broke as it is.

Who are these now?

>>38237158
>"Hey anon, order us a round!"
>Orders a round to be fired into each one of their stupid heads.

>>38237158
No you don't deserve shit. Money is hard to make.

>>38242270
Goooo
yoytrgjfsdxc

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>>38237158
Nah.

Paprika

>>38251007
HAHHAHAHAHAHA NORMALFAG BTFO I GOT A GIRL HAHAHHAHA

>>38242270
Pink hair pls god

>>38242270
3 4 get me please

>>38242270
3-4 get pIz

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>>38254097
>>38254012
>wanting slutty weeb trash

>>38237158
Order you around? Okay then, go to my house and clean the place from top to bottom

>>38242270
They're all shit, this isn't original in the slightest.

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>>38237158
>spike their drinks with date rape drugs
>impregnate them and flee the country

>>38237158
>pink hair
REEEE get your own drink you sjw feminazi scum

>is that Abipop?
If that's Abipop, then yes drinks are on me, only for her tho. And only if I get to see her in a maid outfit.

When she went to that maid cafe and got to wear one of the outfits, my dick was the hardest it had been in a long time.

Would sniff those panties/10

>>38242270
AHHH GIVE ME 4 NOW

>>38242270

>choose wisely

It's not a choice ya dingus

>>38254914
She's cute enough but I reckon I'd want to throttle her after 10 minutes of that fucking fake voice

"Yeah sure." (If I know them)
*order aperrol (gross bitter 20% shit) or advokat ( 23% thick and creamy egg liqueur)

>>38242270
oh my, give me cute girl pls

>>38237158
"stack on top of each other like pallets. Make me a human throne"

>>38242270
3-4 pleasuru

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>>38254914
Abipop maid

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