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My feet were hurting so I clipped my toenails and now they feel a lot better
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>>38247578
that's good man, now use a cotton swab/cotton and coat it with alcohol and dab it on all your toes and then use the other side of the cotton swab to coat lotion on your toes.
better do it!
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>look, under 'Activities" he put "enjoys video games"
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>>38480041
I almost did that but I replaced it with movies.
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People put activities on their resume? Why would they be interested in what you do when you're not generating profit?
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>>38480041
anyone who puts that on a resume doesn't deserve to be hired for being stupid though. You're supposed to word it in a fancy way like
>Technology; interactive audiovisual software
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and its a downward spiralgotta figure it out
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Kush got a nigga feeling awesome
Ate that bitch pussy 'til she squirted like a dolphin
Told her bend over, hit that shit doggy
Called her a cab then I told that bitch to call me
Danny Brown bitch, tell me what you need
I got some Adderall and fire ass weed
And they try to tell me I get too high
That's a lie, if so, bitch, I woulda been died
But the flow OD, don't get cochesed, capiche?
Fuck with me, fuck around and be deceased
Rest in peace wack niggas with your oversized clothes
Complain about my jeans cause I'm taking all they hoes
Hold up, wait a minute
Your pussy ain't shit 'til you had some Danny in it
I'm gone off a Xanny nodding off watching menace
Rolling on some purple that my nigga call Grimmace
Bitch I ain't finish
These bars was test tubed in the lab with foreign chemist
Rolling testers on it but statistics got slumped
I'm smoking blunt after blunt
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>tfw watching subtitled anime and you forget you don't actually know japanese
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>"hey Iook who finally decided to Ieave his batcave"
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>>38247488
KiII urseIfs
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me ungga
me eat food
me smash in bungga, many kys on tab
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tfw no korean sex slave
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So I made a thread earlier about a girl coming over.
Results..
On a scale of 1-100 I would say I'm 100% friendzoned
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Time to get distant and cut her off
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>>38247446
that sucks man. Oh well, other fish in the sea .....
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>didn't make out with her while you were with her
Wow anon
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Where is the sunglasses kakyoin guy?
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He already posted. Said he was excited that it's almost #100
Do any of you guys work from home?
I want to do this so I can be a complete shut-in and get a small comfy home with a bedroom, a kitchen, and a small office for work. I'd order food online and only leave the house when necessary. It'd be super comfy.
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>tfw your internet addicted brain thrives on immediate stimuly and posting on r9k isn't cutting it anymore (replies too slow, posting time too long, solving captcha puzzle games too time consuming and troubling)
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>>38247301
hits too close for me
original miracle spiritual
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>be me
>10 minutes ago
>just got home
>my dad's been staying with me and my mom
>mom and dad are separated but mom is too religious to get a divorce
>dad's going into drug rehab next week and doesn't have anywhere else to go
>alcoholic
>weed addict
>did meth for awhile
>come home
>mom says dad's out on the deck cause they got in a fight
>figure I should go out there
>we talk
>"don't make the same mistakes I did, anon"
>"when you're depressed and un-medicated, simple shit ruins your whole day"
>"how'd I screw things up so bad?"
>did some thinking while I was out there
>my dad had a shitty childhood
>so did I
>my dad plays guitar
>so do I
>back when he still lived here he always played his guitar too loud and it annoyed me
>doesn't bother me anymore, actually I kind of like it now
>my dad has a very distinctive cough that I can pick out in an entire group of people
>I realized I have the same cough
>I have the same voice too
>my dad has depression
>so do I
>my dad used drugs so he didn't have to feel his feelings
>realize that in his situation I probably would too
>realize I've become my dad
what do I do?
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He literally told you what to do ten minutes ago. Christ you're hopeless.
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you do nothing. son turns into their dad. tis the way. try to avoid drugs and alcohol.
I have similar problem. I am more like my mom than my dad. My mom was a 80s coke head party girl, no consequences, rough head, My dad worked hard and became a doctor. I am 25. 19 through 24ish I have been crazy no consequence drug user partying, finished college though. but ever since I graduated I feel more like my dad acts more than n my mom. work at 7 am so need to sleep early. need to support bae. no times for drugs and alcohol. all that matters is becoming better at job
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Society will look down on a man who uses drugs
But will enable a woman who does drugs
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>ywn make a girl eat all the eggs
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>>38247274
I want you to shove eggs up my ass while I jack off desu
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>>38247282
No, I want to force feed them eggs while the tears roll down their face
A whole carton. I do as I must
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>tfw no dance choreographer bf
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>mfw people don't realize "fembot" started as an ironic joke because obviously females couldn't be robots
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>>38247112
yep do you sage or report those threads?
I do. Feels good and bad at the same time.
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>moved out of parents house
>move into apartment with a work friend
>going great, we pound beers and smoke reefer, playing vidya
>couple months in
>i have reverted to my mongoloid tendencies
>roommate is now a mother figure in my crippled mind
>only emerge when he is gone
>creep through the dark with my hands in front of me, curled like a raptor from jurasic park
>recite greentext stories that i remember, i have many favorites
>roommate is out at a party, i am alone for a few hours
>go to the bathroom, naked
>i was chugging beers and watching youtube
>as i leave the bathroom
>see headlights shine through the blinds
>he is home early, with his girlfriend
>know i have about 20 seconds before they burst in and flick on the lights
>panic, try to run down the stairs to my room
>trip, shatter my leg on a cooler at the bottom
>roommate and his friends walk in on my nude convulsing body
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This is why I dont want to move out until I can afford to live alone
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you made my hour, but you can't save me from the depression right around the corner
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>>38247278
We get it you're sad.