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Have you people actually fallen for the m.a.n.l.e.t meme? Fucking hell my friends are not even attractive and they get girls all around them. Just find a short girl jesus

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:29:27 Post No.38256317
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>>38256282
>it's another ugly and fat guys get girlfriends all the time I've seen it episode even though I'm not attractive to men

young western women don't date ugly or unattractive guys.

Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:30:52 Post No.38256333
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>>38256317
Manlets. The word is manlets.

Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:42:39 Post No.38256536
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:42:39 Post No.38256536 [Report]

>dooming your progeny to a life of dwarf below manlet existence

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:24:39 Post No. 38256225 [Report] [View this topic]

To decide whether or not abortion is wrong by popular vote, please fill out this survey:

https://strawpoll.com/y435y6xd

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:26:47 Post No.38256265
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>>38256225
Im sorry, can you repeat the question?

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:24:17 Post No. 38256219 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm in love with the gurl that doesn't even know I live

Can't stop thinking about her, how to forget about her and stop these torments
pls help

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:34:52 Post No.38256412
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>>38256219

Listen to sad music and cry. Then get over it. Women don't care man.

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r9k MBTI discord 2017-07-09 05:24:11 Post No.38256218
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r9k MBTI discord Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:24:11 Post No. 38256218 [Report] [View this topic]

Come have a Sunday afternoon chat with us lads.

/Mbb8eQt

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2017-07-09 05:21:57 Post No.38256179
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:21:57 Post No. 38256179 [Report] [View this topic]

>final year at college
-girl from next door literally tells me she wants me to be her bf
-I got burned by women not too long ago, so I said women are no different than any other sensual object
-next week I meet her at uni and she asks if I had recovered from my depression to which I replied that I never was depressed
-never see her again

>at graduation
-girl from other class keeps looking at me
-I was still in recovery from past crush so I did nothing
-she changes look from sexy to angry
-never see her again

>meet old school mate
-both very excited to meet but I really hated my old life
-we talk then she suggest we exchange numbers, etc
-I tell her with a straight face I dont like hanging out with school mates
-she gets very angry
-never see her again

>go on a vacation to Turkey
-later receptionist chases me because I forgot something and gets VERY close to me
-I smiled but internally felt absolutely nothing as if i was made of stone
-see her next day, wave, she waves back but doesnt bother looking again after
-never see her again

>same vacation, this time on a trip with other ppl from my country
-a literal 10/10 dream girl I had always wanted keeps looking at me while on the boat
-I did nothing because I didnt want to get my hopes up and she was probably from another town so a long distance relationship would suck
-nothing bad happened and I never saw her again

>this girl at previous job always smiled at me when I entered her office. I never really liked her thou.
-get summoned at a meeting where boss discusses to all employees financial bs
-she smiles at me again from a distance but I just found out my current crush was a slut, so I accidentally made a 'Never happening' expression
-she starts avoiding me in the corridors and gets all sad when I walk by her
-never see her again

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:23:11 Post No.38256202
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>>38256179
Do you seriously expect people to read through this entire shit?
tl;dr

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:19:44 Post No. 38256142 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw this good looking man died a virgin

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>>38256142
>he died for our sins
>he died for retribution
>he is us

Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:42:37 Post No.38256535
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>>38256142
He's not good looking. Raise your standards OP. Do better.

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:18:44 Post No. 38256127 [Report] [View this topic]

Let's have a comfy gf thread huh?

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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:17:57 Post No. 38256110 [Report] [View this topic]

how can vanilla even compete?

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Vocaroo Thread Anonymous 2017-07-19 08:33:11 Post No. 38481387 [Report] [View this topic]

Comment on other's voices (Some ideas listed below):

>Is it nasally?
>Is it deep?
>Is it high pitched?
>Is it soothing?
>What kind of accent does it sound like?
>What impression does it give?
>What does it remind you of?
>Is it sexy?
>Is it cute?

Or you can request others to record things if you'd like!

I'll start:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Aeg4m1BMyo

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Anonymous 2017-07-19 08:39:57 Post No.38481514
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 08:39:57 Post No.38481514 [Report]

I make beats and write rap lyrics to them. I wanna be a ghost writer someday cause i sound too white on the mic. Heres a phone rec i did a week or so ago:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07q7JjOn2kd

Anonymous 2017-07-19 08:49:10 Post No.38481670
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r7a65lDMmZ

Anonymous 2017-07-19 08:54:48 Post No.38481770
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>>38481387
You've got a pretty soothing voice, anon! Could see that being fairly appropriate for books on tape or something like tthat!

>>38481514
The beat is a little overbearing, but I legit think you've got some alright flows. Liked a couple lines, too

>>38481670
Your voice sounds comfy, if that makes sense. Just a soft, pleasant sound

Here's me singing a Fleet Foxes song. Let me know what you anons think

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0prCKtu4RU4