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Gackt appreciation thread

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I found my perfect painless suicide method bros
>wait till winter
>go outside
>get really fucking drunk
>slowly fall asleep
>freeze to death

I'm gonna put an end to this misery this winter

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arent trannies just stealing valor from women

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Is it sad that i like getting bit by a mosquito because it gives me purpose?

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>tfw your crush smiles at you when you go past her and you give her an awkward smile and keep walking

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>made eye contact with the waitress
Guess I can never eat here again

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During my second year of high school the local indie movie theater was holding a screening of Blazing Saddles, and Gene Wilder was there to talk about the movie and sign autographs. I went because I was a fan of the movie, but in the week leading up to it I got it in my head that i needed to tell Gene Wilder about my fetish. I felt like if I told him it would make me feel more comfortable with it myself, as I was still really insecure about it and didn't know anyone I could talk about it with (I'm still insecure now but I don't care as much.)

Anyway, I went and saw the movie. When it finished, Gene Wilder got up and answered some questions about his role. Then he sat down at a table so people could come meet him and get autographs. I waited in line (nervously) going over what I would say. When I got up to him I shook his hand and said something like "It's nice to meet you, I loved you in Willy Wonka." He was very friendly, he said it was his favorite role and signed a little poster for me and I almost just left it at that, but when he handed it to me I just blurted it out, "yeah the scene where the girl turns into a blueberry gave me a fetish for girls inflating like balloons, isn't that weird heh." He looked at me like he didn't understand at first and then all friendliness dropped from his face and was replaced with disgust and fear. I think he thought I was going to shoot him or something. I was stuttering really hard and thought he might think I was a pedo, so I corrected myself and said "WOMEN inflating like balloons," and then laughed REALLY hard and uncomfortably like I was joking. He just stared at me, like I was pissing on the floor in front of him. I was beginning to really lose my shit at that point so I just walked away, I didn't even grab the poster. As I was leaving I heard him quietly call me a jackass. I left the theater and tried to get as far away as I could, I literally felt ill and was basically suicidal for a week.

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>he will never ride my dick while autistically ranting about the mainstream meteor

Anyone else know this feel?

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>be me
>always have the urge to piss but never can
>always have the urge to shit but never can, can't trust farts, often in abdominal pain
>new cavities every time I go to the dentist despite brushing and flossing every day, sometimes even 3 times a day
>terrible dry skin that is sensitive to heat, whenever I go outside in summer or do anything physical break out into excruciating full body itching
>currently sitting on the toilet trying to piss and shit and currently failing at both
>male pattern baldness
>virgin

What the fuck, stop

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Post them.


Originalio oregano.

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>1 chance at life
>born as an autistic person with schizoid personality disorder

Not evening joking around here, why even live?

I'm on autism bux for life and have nothing to do or interest in anything.

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Images that really make you think

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Is it normal to throw up when you get really angry? Its been happening since I was a kid

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Prove you aren't a faggot.

Pro tip: you're on r9k.

YOU ARE A FAGGOT.

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I don't mean casual whores or stacy fetishes like daddy/soft bdsm.
Any femanons have some borderline gross sexual preferences thay prevent you from having normal relationships? I think I'm a pedophile ._. Not even into older teen boys but small 8-13 year old pretty boy/mommy fantasies are the only thing that have been doing it for me as far as I remember.
Feels terrible,I would never attempts anything with a child irl but men (or women) just don't have that beuty,purity and youthful energy.
Post your secret ;_;