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Why is it so damn hard to? I can't even figure out how to meet people, and when I end up in a social situation I can never blend in, how the fuck is this done so easily?
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>>38267620
Advice from 1947 on how to start fitting into a new social group: https://archive.org/details/ShyGuy1947
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>>38267620
Let me tell you man, you dont want to meet people. I envy you, truly, to be alone would be such an amazing thing in this world.

Basically every friend or memeber of your family becomes a curse eventually, one that brings down all sense of happiness and chill when they are near.

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>move to small town from big city
>almost no jobs
>finally get interview after entire month
>spend $70 getting drug tested
>get hired
>fired on first day
>almost entire savings gone
>$80 in bank
>mom tells me it's alright
>says I'll find something else
>spend weeks riding around town on bike
>apply to every store possible
>no one hiring
>family members tell me I have to help my mom out financially
>slowly see disappointment in mothers face as the days go on
>feel frustrated and helpless

Just really starting to wonder why I live through so much bullshit, I mean what's really the point? People will blame you for trying and failing as if you wanted to be this way, as if you volunteered to be born in this shit world.
At this point I'm at the end of my rope and feel like suicide is the only thing that truly makes sense. Anyone in a similar position?
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>>38267556
i feel for you anon, I remember the pain of trying to get part time jobs in my city, apart from a Subway job (there are many subways where I live), the only two jobs I got (one PT and starting a FT) were because I knew someone.

The only other job I was accepted at but never took was at a chicken processing plant but the conditions are awful there
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>spend money on getting drug tested
What? All mines are free, who the fuck hired you?
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How did you fuck up badly enough to get fired on the first day?

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Just took 3 tylonal 3s and a hydrocodone

Gonna sleep great tonight
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reported

how that make u feel?
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>>38267538
Really light and numbish.
Mostly drowzy.

You got anything?
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>>38267538
Im a transplant 7 weeks in for heart and lungs. I was prescribed these drugs.

Pretty sweet

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Help me /r9k/ I feel shit and I don't know how to deal with it, I've lived 18 years on this earth happily but suddenly recently whenever I look at anything cute or sexy on the internet to fap I suddenly become overwhelmed by feelings that I'll never be that cute/sexy which then causes me to realise I'll probably die alone and it's making me feel physically sick, I can't sleep, I want to cry, what do I do?
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Stop being so self-absorbed and fixated on appearances.

Try to get a productive hobby like horticulture or craftsmanship
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>>38267448
Well you can do HRT and be that kind of "cute and sexy"
Or you can realize that there's more to life than how you physically look and you have a lower opinion of yourself than other people do of you

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>Here lies Anon. He did absolutely nothing at all with his life and then died of complications with high blood pressure from eating nothing but ramen noodles all day.
>He had no friends or relatives and is survived by no one. We don't even know his name.
>~1990 - 2017
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>>38267447
It'll probably just be my name and
1997-2018

I don't plan on living past the end of 21
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>he died doing what he loved,killing minorities with a pump action shotgun
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>Implying I'll have a tombstone
They'll just throw me in the trash.

how is a 25 year old virgin who's never worked a day in his life supposed to reintegrate into society after spending 7+ years in his parents' basement?

it's impossible.
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As a kid I was so scrawny and looked like straight up ass wearing stupid dark cloths. I barely got to talk to girls especially because of how antisocial and anxious i was. I thought maybe if I filled out got stronger and had more confidence id be better. But here I am 5 years later and I look great, considering how I used to be girls look at me and stuff but im a totally anxious inside. I can't talk to them at all I can't even break the ice with girls I don't know what to say so I just look like a weirdo staring at girls. Hell even havin a conversation with any person or group is hard without me fucking up. Fuck me and my fucking social anxiety
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>>38267413
Wow you just described my life
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>>38267688
Ha well at least I found someone like me

Going to a wedding soon.

What do I say since I'm 25 khv? Should I just avoid everyone?

You know what my relatives are going to pester me about.
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How soon? Maybe there's time for an adventure you can talk about witg family members.

Where do you live? Where's the wedding?
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>>38267423
Arkansas.
Local church
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When is it?

Come over, I will show you an adventuse in northern Virginia

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SOOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT

SHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE AS SHE'S WALKING ON BY

HER SOUL SLIDES AWAY

BUT DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER

I HEARD YOU SAY
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doot doot
doot doot doot
dooooooooooot
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>>38484203

>just 'cause you don't see the way I feel
>please don't question my devotion
>blistered and broken
>this hearts for sale but no one's a buying
>something still burns inside of me
>but I can feel it dying
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I'm so happy
cause today I've found my friends
They're in my head

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Now for something slightly different...

For those of you that follow Youtubers, who are your favorites? What about their channel do you enjoy? What are some of your criticisms?
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I like Dan Bell a lot because im from the MVA and his punchy buddies checking out disgusting motels in MD is great. I don't like the fact that he a big fat faggot and liberal but it doesn't bleed into his YouTube noticeably.
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I like OneyPlays, mostly for the same reasons anyone else watches letsplayers: because they serve as "friend simulators

I like how they don't seem to hold back much when it comes to their humor (they joke around and will say "Chris don't say that!" but they don't edit their jokes very much). I don't like how Julian and DingDong always have to talk about things from a "WUL AS A GAME DEVELOPER...." perspective

also when they talk about things they did together IRL I tune out a little bit because it reminds me that I have 0 friends IRL to do anything with
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>>38267393
>he follows e-celebs

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JESUS FUCK some people are so damn ugly. I moved to the south and holy shit it's not just a meme.

Manlets who go up to my chest, people who are so ugly that I'd feel bad to even be NEAR them lol. Holy fucking shit I didn't know people could get this ugly. WTF I feel like a 9/10 now.

I'd rather die a virgin than be a legit uggo. How the fuck do some people live like that? I'd kill myself, some black people look like literal apes. (I'm black BTW, so not even being racist lmao). This one woman had her lips stuck outwards like a baboon, it's not even just black people. I seen some white people that made me wish it was legal to shoot them. So many fucking abominations.
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low IQs tend to travel south, don't know why, nature maybe
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>>38484332
>low iq
Is there a correlation? Or is it just bias to think ugly people are retarded.
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>>38484410
Bro im relatively ugly and have an engineering degree. The ugliest fucker i know is an uni professor.

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How come in my dreams I'm a happy normie where everything is fun and can relate to others but in my waking life I'm a depressed, hyper conscious autist?

this has led me to believe that normie nuerotypical brains live on a kind of different plane to mine. Their perception on the world is more soft and dreamy.
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>>38267388
The part of your brain that causes fear is a but different than the rest of the brain.
What you're experiencing is likely what it would be like if you weren't suffering from fear.

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i know logically its wrong, but emotionally it feels so right
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Tell me about kekistan and their leader pepe
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underage summerfags
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>>38484142
holy fuck die
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I don't care if this is bait, you got under my skin with this one OP.

Don't be so bashful, anon. You would totally do Dahmer.
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>white

ewww
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>>38267336
I kinda would. The problem is that this is one of those images where the subject looks unusually good.
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>>38267336
No because I like having my head and scho on

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