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>23yo virgin
>only 6.5 inches cock and literally not even fat

I was never meant to lose it to begin with

Any other /dicklets/ here? Is surgery the only option?

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WAGIE PAY

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>get a massage
>cutie pie pie
>talk for a while
>rubs my bunghole, balls, thighs
>slow jerks me for a while (told her to)
>dump a full load and then some into her grip
>have my eyes closed the whole time
>feel her mouth suck the tip of my dick right after cumming hard for a second

I'm Chad. Asian masculinity btfo

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You were born a loser, you were destined to be one and nothing you could've done would've changed that.

You rolled a shitty hand and are too ugly/socially awkward to be accepted into the general populace. All those regrets you have, nothing would've changed if you'd acted on them. You'll forever be "That weird creepy guy" no one likes.

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anyone else hate hearing people say normie? reminds me the "lel whacky" kids i went to highschool with whod post the slef proclaimed "dank memes on instagram" and tell the english teacher they have dolls they call "waifus" or someshit

i do say it some but strictly as normalfags or normalshits

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>mommy seeing therapist for a month now
>mfw in that time she's grown a lot more assertive, making me clean up after my self and do chores and stuff
>mfw she's probably gonna make me get a job soon

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the nutmeg starts kicking in

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why is there so much interracial shilling here trying to get whites to fuck blacks; its like somebody really wants to see an uproar of biracial kids

pic related is the average black woman, most will have nappy or shitty hair, will be fat lard balls, most niggers have an iq below 90

explain again why any of you would want a "nubian" princess. I already know some retard will mention
>BUT THERE ARE PRETTY BLACKS!!
of course there are outliars in a population but face it there are much better options than chimps as literally a majority of other races do not have the same shitty features like niggers do

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>"so anon what was your first time like? i mean, you're not a virgin are you?"

*everyone starts laughing*

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do you think if i would go to the gym i would enjoy it? antisocial overweight neet here and i was thinking if it was good for me if i had a everyday routine to go there for 1 hour or so i dont know

whats your opinion on gyms

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>Chads are getting Asian gfs now
we're not gonna make it lads

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I'm 18 now, no job, no money, can't afford to even go to a community college, I have a long distance relationship that's probably going to end soon because my significant other thinks I have nothing to offer them, I'm fat and covered in stretch marks, I have no goals or directions, no friends that invite me anywhere, I've always been garbage at school, I have no directions and I'm so lost. I feel like a child still, like mentally I never got older only my body did.
How did my life get so fucked up? Why did I end up like the way I am? How do I fix it?
I've been trying to take walks every day to help me lose weight and it seems to be working, I want to get a job but have no idea how and I'm too spergy to figure it out. I just want help with life. I don't know why but I'm just generally a disliked person, yeah I have fun with someone one day but then they never want to hang out again.

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THAT LlTTLE BITCH GOT HER THROAT FUCKED

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Hey anons, need someone to talk to? Or maybe just want some friends? Come join our discord!
We are fairly active, and we're a small little international community. Anyone is welcome! Sometimes we'll stream and watch movies, tv, and videos together too! It has a NSFW channel, feels channel, and more! Come join us robots! yqK3aPB ~ <3

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Can i just get a gf or bf

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